RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 8/30/08
1. I asked the QUESTION "Why have I been so Blessed with a great Life and Wonderful Love ones?" - GOD is the ANSWER :) !!!
2. Are times really that hard? Did I really just check the pay phone for left change?
3. Had a patient last week that decided he wanted to sleep in the dental chair after getting his procedure, so I told him he was fine and could stay seated if he wanted! So I left the room and shut the door! I left work that Monday at 8'clock pm and headed home, then as I was pulling up in front of my door, I get a call from security saying that the alarm in the office is going off! So I drive all the way back to Bryn Mawr to find this fool still asleep in room! Sir you don't have to go home, But...
4. Ms. Lee asked me to go to the Dollar Tree and get her a pregnancy test! This jawn is 72 years old... And why does she know that the Dollar Tree sells pregnancy test? Stick around for the results...
5. Is it Bad that my car has Triple Delta Para? I must be the reason they came up wit the 2 piece max rule!!!
6. Has America completely forgot about the THANK YOU Signal (when you let another driver get in front of you on the road, they should put their hand up to signal thank you)!!! How RUDE!!! However- don't give me the wave when I clearly had no intentions of letting you over...
7. The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called JESUS, you will make it to a place called Success.
8. So I am sittin at the pump for 20 mins waiting for someone to come pump my gas when I realized that I'm not in NJ and its self service- Jersey spoils me!
9. Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change... EIGHT IS ENOUGH!!! OBAMA 08 YALL!!!!
10. Wanna know the story behind the GLOVE??? To be Honest... There is None! I'm just Random- You should know this by now! My Glove brings all the boys to the yard...
11. Am I the ONLY 25 year old that still works on their Rubber band Ball? So what- I don't Care, Ima make the Guinness Book of World Records someday!
12. Went to the bathroom in the center to wash my hands and some woman was in the bathroom and was yelling for me (anyone) to get her some toilet paper! She had her hand reached out under neath the stall- when I went to put the toilet paper roll in her hand she had poop all over her fingers! I was so disgusted! I dropped the toilet paper, kicked it to her and then ran out the bathroom! :(
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RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #44
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 8/15
1. Believe it or not I was the tallest person in my first grade class... Its been down hill ever since...
2. Why did I see a Philadelphia Parking Authority Car with a ticket on its wind shield? Ain't no Love in the Heart of the City!!!
3. Why did one of my patients ask me "What the hell does Russia want with Georgia and how
does Louisiana feel about this?"...lol... Am I slow if I tell you I wondered the same thing?
4. Ever Wonder Where Do Forwards Start?
5. I don't want you to walk in front of me, behind me, I just want you Beside me...
6. Who told The Game to ruin a classic movie like BELLY and come out wit a Sequel... Lol... Now in Stores!!
Side Note: Why was Belly so dark? Even store copies looked bootlegged!
7. Why did I go on a boat ride in New York and I had full service on my cell phone but I can't get a halfa bar in my apartment... T(errible) Mobile- continues to Disrespect my life!
8. Why did 2 female crackheads get into a fight in LOVE PARK over a male crackhead! And one of the females stable the other! I wonder if they intentionally met up in LOVE Park???
9. Went to a BBQ in Bmore and some woman put a cigarette in her mouth and walked up to one of the teke torches and leaned in to light the cigarette... Haha Almost burned off her eye brows! (Shout to the Sands Fam)
10. I think the worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth...
11. It poured down raining the other day and I saw a man and women on a motorcycle and the female had the nerve to have a umbrella up! lol
12. I just started watchin this show called OZ, I must have grew up in a cave cause apparently the show came out a long time ago! (Is it my fault I didn't have HBO when I was growing up) Anywho... This show is blowing my mind...
13. I want something that I have NEVER had... So I guess, I have to do something I have NEVER done...!!!
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same...
1. Believe it or not I was the tallest person in my first grade class... Its been down hill ever since...
2. Why did I see a Philadelphia Parking Authority Car with a ticket on its wind shield? Ain't no Love in the Heart of the City!!!
3. Why did one of my patients ask me "What the hell does Russia want with Georgia and how
does Louisiana feel about this?"...lol... Am I slow if I tell you I wondered the same thing?
4. Ever Wonder Where Do Forwards Start?
5. I don't want you to walk in front of me, behind me, I just want you Beside me...
6. Who told The Game to ruin a classic movie like BELLY and come out wit a Sequel... Lol... Now in Stores!!
Side Note: Why was Belly so dark? Even store copies looked bootlegged!
7. Why did I go on a boat ride in New York and I had full service on my cell phone but I can't get a halfa bar in my apartment... T(errible) Mobile- continues to Disrespect my life!
8. Why did 2 female crackheads get into a fight in LOVE PARK over a male crackhead! And one of the females stable the other! I wonder if they intentionally met up in LOVE Park???
9. Went to a BBQ in Bmore and some woman put a cigarette in her mouth and walked up to one of the teke torches and leaned in to light the cigarette... Haha Almost burned off her eye brows! (Shout to the Sands Fam)
10. I think the worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth...
11. It poured down raining the other day and I saw a man and women on a motorcycle and the female had the nerve to have a umbrella up! lol
12. I just started watchin this show called OZ, I must have grew up in a cave cause apparently the show came out a long time ago! (Is it my fault I didn't have HBO when I was growing up) Anywho... This show is blowing my mind...
13. I want something that I have NEVER had... So I guess, I have to do something I have NEVER done...!!!
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same...
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #43
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK
So I started Volunteering at the Philadelphia Senior Center (PSC)...
The Names have been changed to protect the ELDERLY!!!
1. Got caught sleeping in the back stairwell by Ms. Wilson... but she is cool... she makes me stratch her back tho- don't worry, I wear the GLOVE!!!
2. If one more Senior pulls out their freakin teeth and tries to hand me their denture like I know what to with it...
3. Mr. Fields is 89 years old and believes that he is Barrack Obama's father... He tells me stories all day of a young Barrack!
4. Some old white man hit me on the butt wit his cane to signal me to open the door for him... He is currently still waiting for that door!
5. Caught Ms. Jaime and Ms. Sharee smokin weed in the Garden- they asked me if I wanted some-then gave me $10 to keep quite! I sure hope yall don't tell on them- I like my hush money!
6. I currently have 2 Ques, 1 Kappa and a Zeta fight to play me in a game of checkers! My checker game is tight but The Zeta is a beast- Literally!
7. They got a class called "Drop Down and Get ur Eagle On"- I am so sad I don't volunteer on Thursdays!
8. Mr. Harris has been "sexin" (his word, not mines) Ms. Roberts and Ms. Lee for 10 years, they just found out about each other... Did I mention that they are cousins? Stay tuned!!!
9. Ms. Lee is 72 years old and thinks she is pregnant.. Oh boy... this story gets better by the minute...
10. Mrs. Clemons told Mr. Clemons and my supervisor that I stole her apple sauce 2 days in a row! SNITCHES GET STITCHES- That's sure some good applesauce!
11. Mr. Jones as seen on the attached picture has aluminum foil under his hat because he believes the Government has been reading his mind since 1972... when I took this picture with my camera phone I forgot to turn off the flash and he went into a fit... made us close all of the windows and blinds in the room, cause he said Bush was hiding in the trees... BTW Mr. Jones is best friends with Mr. Fields- Obama's father!!! lol
12. Am I the only Volunteer? They got me as the Gardener, Psychologist, Aerobics Instructor, Hair Stylist to the Stars, Maintenance, Personal chef, and P.R. ( Why am I writing the news letters?)!!!
13. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional... I pray I don't end up like some of these people!!!
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~Mark Twain
So I started Volunteering at the Philadelphia Senior Center (PSC)...
The Names have been changed to protect the ELDERLY!!!
1. Got caught sleeping in the back stairwell by Ms. Wilson... but she is cool... she makes me stratch her back tho- don't worry, I wear the GLOVE!!!
2. If one more Senior pulls out their freakin teeth and tries to hand me their denture like I know what to with it...
3. Mr. Fields is 89 years old and believes that he is Barrack Obama's father... He tells me stories all day of a young Barrack!
4. Some old white man hit me on the butt wit his cane to signal me to open the door for him... He is currently still waiting for that door!
5. Caught Ms. Jaime and Ms. Sharee smokin weed in the Garden- they asked me if I wanted some-then gave me $10 to keep quite! I sure hope yall don't tell on them- I like my hush money!
6. I currently have 2 Ques, 1 Kappa and a Zeta fight to play me in a game of checkers! My checker game is tight but The Zeta is a beast- Literally!
7. They got a class called "Drop Down and Get ur Eagle On"- I am so sad I don't volunteer on Thursdays!
8. Mr. Harris has been "sexin" (his word, not mines) Ms. Roberts and Ms. Lee for 10 years, they just found out about each other... Did I mention that they are cousins? Stay tuned!!!
9. Ms. Lee is 72 years old and thinks she is pregnant.. Oh boy... this story gets better by the minute...
10. Mrs. Clemons told Mr. Clemons and my supervisor that I stole her apple sauce 2 days in a row! SNITCHES GET STITCHES- That's sure some good applesauce!
11. Mr. Jones as seen on the attached picture has aluminum foil under his hat because he believes the Government has been reading his mind since 1972... when I took this picture with my camera phone I forgot to turn off the flash and he went into a fit... made us close all of the windows and blinds in the room, cause he said Bush was hiding in the trees... BTW Mr. Jones is best friends with Mr. Fields- Obama's father!!! lol
12. Am I the only Volunteer? They got me as the Gardener, Psychologist, Aerobics Instructor, Hair Stylist to the Stars, Maintenance, Personal chef, and P.R. ( Why am I writing the news letters?)!!!
13. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional... I pray I don't end up like some of these people!!!
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~Mark Twain
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #42
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 8/9/08
1. Don't tell anyone this but I am terribly afraid of escalators that go down! Got my Filas stuck in one when I was 5 and I haven't been the same since! Had to wear Velcro L.A. Gears until I was 9! :)
2. 2.75- Delta just made it easier to Haze- I mean to REJECT!!!
RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!!!
3. Can you believe nothing crazy happened at my Dental Job this weekend? Oh wait some guy did call the cops on us because we refused to cement in his bridge because of his past due account!!! He told the police, we stole his teeth!!!
4. Black People At Best Buy Are Droppin Like Flies... Its bad when I have to prove to management that I still work there! The 3 of us that are left are taking bets on who is the next to go!
5. A Man Is As Faithful As His Options...
6. Would you rather take the short way home but sit in traffic for an hour or would you rather drive the long way for an hour and avoid all traffic?
7. Why does my hair dresser keep giving me side burns? I never come in wit side burns! And if she curls my widows peak one more time...
8. My LS Stephanie was at Fat Tuesdays for a going away bash and this one guy started buying her drinks-
Stephanie: He was cool but he was crossed eyed, somebody told me he was popular!
Me: What was his name?
Stephanie: DJ touch tone
Me: You mean DJ Touch Tone The Worlds number #1 Blind DJ? SHE is slow yall!!!
9. I am conflicted in my Heart... Is it still not acceptable to like R.Kelly's music?
10. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
11. Jealously Is A Wasted Emotion...
12. Heard of having ur assets froze?... Well I put all of my credit cards in a cup filled it wit water and put the cup in the freezer! FROZEN not BALLIN!!!
13. Oh New York... the ALLURE of the GAME keeps Calling My Name...
"I Get So Weak in the Knees, I Can Hardly Speak..."
1. Don't tell anyone this but I am terribly afraid of escalators that go down! Got my Filas stuck in one when I was 5 and I haven't been the same since! Had to wear Velcro L.A. Gears until I was 9! :)
2. 2.75- Delta just made it easier to Haze- I mean to REJECT!!!
RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!!!
3. Can you believe nothing crazy happened at my Dental Job this weekend? Oh wait some guy did call the cops on us because we refused to cement in his bridge because of his past due account!!! He told the police, we stole his teeth!!!
4. Black People At Best Buy Are Droppin Like Flies... Its bad when I have to prove to management that I still work there! The 3 of us that are left are taking bets on who is the next to go!
5. A Man Is As Faithful As His Options...
6. Would you rather take the short way home but sit in traffic for an hour or would you rather drive the long way for an hour and avoid all traffic?
7. Why does my hair dresser keep giving me side burns? I never come in wit side burns! And if she curls my widows peak one more time...
8. My LS Stephanie was at Fat Tuesdays for a going away bash and this one guy started buying her drinks-
Stephanie: He was cool but he was crossed eyed, somebody told me he was popular!
Me: What was his name?
Stephanie: DJ touch tone
Me: You mean DJ Touch Tone The Worlds number #1 Blind DJ? SHE is slow yall!!!
9. I am conflicted in my Heart... Is it still not acceptable to like R.Kelly's music?
10. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
11. Jealously Is A Wasted Emotion...
12. Heard of having ur assets froze?... Well I put all of my credit cards in a cup filled it wit water and put the cup in the freezer! FROZEN not BALLIN!!!
13. Oh New York... the ALLURE of the GAME keeps Calling My Name...
"I Get So Weak in the Knees, I Can Hardly Speak..."
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #41
RANDOM THOUGHT/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 7/26/08
1. I wanna know what Good Love Feels Like... Good Love!!!
2. Timmy is getting more play then he deserves... Things that make you go Ummmm!!!
3. We were working on a Dental patient for like 2 hrs when she asked to go to the bathroom... well like 15mins went by and she hadn't come back, so my boss asked me to go to the bathroom and check on her. When I went to the bathroom she wasn't there, so we called her on her cell phone and asked her where was she? Don't you know this JAWN went home to use the restroom she said- for what she had to do, she had to be in the comfort of her own home!!! This job never ceases to amaze me!!!
4. When is Facebook gonna get face Recognition so I can STOP having to TAG these pictures myself???
5. Why did my cousin rob a bank and only got away with $178, but the fool left his ID behind and the bank took the money out of her savings account!!! lol
6. Have you ever driven somewhere and don't recall the actual drive?
7. So my sister's father has this bike that he is always on, One day he was riding his bike and was going to fast and couldn't stop and got thrown from the bike over the handle bars. Why did two guys come over- asked him was he okay and then road off with his bike? Hahaha... I can't stop laughing!!! He is currently interviewing every crackhead in the neighborhood hoping to get his bike back!!!
8. Think and speak highly of your enemies...You created them...
9. Don't you hate it when you are telling someone a story and they continue to interject by telling you about something similar that happened to them? Well is it my fault I have a lot of Life Experiences!?!? lol I am currently working to improve in this area of my life!!!
10. Why is my teacher afraid of the rain? The first time she heard lightening in the classroom, she screamed and jumped under the desk and dismissed class!!! I hope it rains all semester!
11. Why did someone leave their underwear in the bathroom stall in Best Buy... see attachment!!! JUST PURE NASTY!!!
12. Would you eat at a McDonald's that didn't have a Golden Arc outside? That seems a lil suspect to me!!!
13. If You Wanna Know If He LOVES You So -It's In His Kiss...That's where it is!!!
"A race of people is like an individual man; until it uses its own talent, takes pride in its own history, expresses its own culture, affirms its own self hood, it can never fulfill itself."
1. I wanna know what Good Love Feels Like... Good Love!!!
2. Timmy is getting more play then he deserves... Things that make you go Ummmm!!!
3. We were working on a Dental patient for like 2 hrs when she asked to go to the bathroom... well like 15mins went by and she hadn't come back, so my boss asked me to go to the bathroom and check on her. When I went to the bathroom she wasn't there, so we called her on her cell phone and asked her where was she? Don't you know this JAWN went home to use the restroom she said- for what she had to do, she had to be in the comfort of her own home!!! This job never ceases to amaze me!!!
4. When is Facebook gonna get face Recognition so I can STOP having to TAG these pictures myself???
5. Why did my cousin rob a bank and only got away with $178, but the fool left his ID behind and the bank took the money out of her savings account!!! lol
6. Have you ever driven somewhere and don't recall the actual drive?
7. So my sister's father has this bike that he is always on, One day he was riding his bike and was going to fast and couldn't stop and got thrown from the bike over the handle bars. Why did two guys come over- asked him was he okay and then road off with his bike? Hahaha... I can't stop laughing!!! He is currently interviewing every crackhead in the neighborhood hoping to get his bike back!!!
8. Think and speak highly of your enemies...You created them...
9. Don't you hate it when you are telling someone a story and they continue to interject by telling you about something similar that happened to them? Well is it my fault I have a lot of Life Experiences!?!? lol I am currently working to improve in this area of my life!!!
10. Why is my teacher afraid of the rain? The first time she heard lightening in the classroom, she screamed and jumped under the desk and dismissed class!!! I hope it rains all semester!
11. Why did someone leave their underwear in the bathroom stall in Best Buy... see attachment!!! JUST PURE NASTY!!!
12. Would you eat at a McDonald's that didn't have a Golden Arc outside? That seems a lil suspect to me!!!
13. If You Wanna Know If He LOVES You So -It's In His Kiss...That's where it is!!!
"A race of people is like an individual man; until it uses its own talent, takes pride in its own history, expresses its own culture, affirms its own self hood, it can never fulfill itself."
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #40
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 7/19/2008
1. WOW... 40 episodes of my life and still no weekly sitcom... what am I doing wrong???
2. Boy you should know that, I've got you on my mind, Your secret admirer, I've been watching you... (BTW... I can't sing and I am not a stalker ;)...)
3. A Patient comes in our office and asked if she can put a crown on LAYAWAY... Why did she have to be Black?!!!
4. Is the toe ring making a come back? Gotta get me one of those!!!
5. Im at the light one day after work and this woman in the car besides me rolls down her window and says "Hey Cutie can I get your number", I was like "Umm no thanks, I don't roll like that" and she on the drop of a dime- slid off her wig and he- in the deepest voice I have ever heard said "Well just tell me how you roll and I can roll your way, Its your world Baby and I just want to live in it"... EWWWW... (why was that light so long)... I went down a one way street in the wrong way just to get away from that Shim!!! BEWARE OF TRANSEYS ON THE LOOSE!!!
6. Last week my status was "Im in a Relationship with God, and No Man has ever treated me so well" so my LB decides that his status should say "I'm in a relationship with my hands, and they never made me feel this good"...lol
7. So my Dean runs out of Gas on I-95 on our way to the Wedding, less than a mile away from the gas station, trying to make it to Delaware where the gas was $3.97...!!! Good one Dean!!! It was only 108 degrees outside, lol (I laugh because I love you... I wont bring it up again cause I fear you) lol
8. I was making dinner and had just fixed myself a plate when I tripped over a extension cord in my house and fell on my side... I didn't spill a drop of my plate!!! GOOD STUFF!!!
9. Why is the MLK Blvd or Ave- Always in the worst part of town in every city or state???
10. Im at the hair salon on Friday and there is this woman in a wheel chair who has no legs, without an warning she jumps (flew) out of the chair and does the pee pee walk to the bathroom. It seriously was like nothing I had ever seen before, not to be funny but she was efficient!!!
11. Using my GPS system the other day and it basically told me to drive into a wall... then got mad when I decided to go another way... Technology will eventually be our Downfall!!!
12. Love, Live Life, Proceed, Progress...
13. I don't think that LOVE is a FEELING... Its an ABILITY... And I have unexplored TALENTS!!!
"The best things in life are un-seen that's why we close our eyes when we cry, kiss and dream." FP-E
1. WOW... 40 episodes of my life and still no weekly sitcom... what am I doing wrong???
2. Boy you should know that, I've got you on my mind, Your secret admirer, I've been watching you... (BTW... I can't sing and I am not a stalker ;)...)
3. A Patient comes in our office and asked if she can put a crown on LAYAWAY... Why did she have to be Black?!!!
4. Is the toe ring making a come back? Gotta get me one of those!!!
5. Im at the light one day after work and this woman in the car besides me rolls down her window and says "Hey Cutie can I get your number", I was like "Umm no thanks, I don't roll like that" and she on the drop of a dime- slid off her wig and he- in the deepest voice I have ever heard said "Well just tell me how you roll and I can roll your way, Its your world Baby and I just want to live in it"... EWWWW... (why was that light so long)... I went down a one way street in the wrong way just to get away from that Shim!!! BEWARE OF TRANSEYS ON THE LOOSE!!!
6. Last week my status was "Im in a Relationship with God, and No Man has ever treated me so well" so my LB decides that his status should say "I'm in a relationship with my hands, and they never made me feel this good"...lol
7. So my Dean runs out of Gas on I-95 on our way to the Wedding, less than a mile away from the gas station, trying to make it to Delaware where the gas was $3.97...!!! Good one Dean!!! It was only 108 degrees outside, lol (I laugh because I love you... I wont bring it up again cause I fear you) lol
8. I was making dinner and had just fixed myself a plate when I tripped over a extension cord in my house and fell on my side... I didn't spill a drop of my plate!!! GOOD STUFF!!!
9. Why is the MLK Blvd or Ave- Always in the worst part of town in every city or state???
10. Im at the hair salon on Friday and there is this woman in a wheel chair who has no legs, without an warning she jumps (flew) out of the chair and does the pee pee walk to the bathroom. It seriously was like nothing I had ever seen before, not to be funny but she was efficient!!!
11. Using my GPS system the other day and it basically told me to drive into a wall... then got mad when I decided to go another way... Technology will eventually be our Downfall!!!
12. Love, Live Life, Proceed, Progress...
13. I don't think that LOVE is a FEELING... Its an ABILITY... And I have unexplored TALENTS!!!
"The best things in life are un-seen that's why we close our eyes when we cry, kiss and dream." FP-E
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #39
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 7/13/2008
1. 25 HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER... Shout outs to everyone that wished me a Happy B-day!!!
2. Why is it that the person on the first treadmill in the gym always has the nerve to pass gas while workin it out?... And they know that the fan is carrying everything down wind!!!
3. So we are making a bridge for this man at my job and we started by pulling one of his teeth and then shaving down the other 2 teeth... half way through the procedure this man says to the doctor- "You never told me how much this was gonna cost" So my boss is like "Can we talk about this later, I'm in the middle of something"... so the guy says "No, before you continue I need to know how much its gonna cost me"... So my boss tells him the cost and the man seriously got up, told my boss he was ripping people off and left out with 2 shorten teeth and one missing tooth....lol :) I love my job!!!
4. The other night it was late and I had people in my house and I decided to get something out of my car, on the way out of the door I did a very routine thing by locking the main door to my apartment building. When I got my ipod out of the car I realized that I had locked myself out of my house... I was banging on the door for 30 mins, no one came outside to even see what was taking me so long... crackheads were coming up to me giving me ideas of how to break into my house (this has me nerves by the way)... It finally came to me that I used my keys to get into my car and that my house keys were also on that ring... I am RED-TARD-DID!!!!
5. Things are never as good as they seem; nor are they ever as dire as you perceive them to be...
6. It hurts my heart to think that my guy best friend of 8 years (thru thick and thin) could just stop calling me and caring about me without a warning or a reason- because of his jawn (mind you I thought me and her (the jawn) was cool)... Guess I was wrong... I am currently letting this situation roll off my back...
7. On my way to work at 7 am one morning and this psycho woman cuts my car off... At the very next light she runs into a deer crossing... God doesn't like ugly!!! I am currently driving like a model citizen!!!
8. I like to work out on the first treadmill in the gym...lol
9. When I was 4 yrs old I decided to run away from home because my mother was pregnant with my lil brother and I was not down... I didn't make it any farther than around the block because I wasn't allowed to cross the street... Well I'm 25 yrs old now... time for me to cross that street...
10. Sometimes I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can anyone deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me.
11. Will I ever meet my S.S. or R.S. in person?... we have to make this happen Ladies!!!
12. One of my patients came in and while we were waiting for the doctor to come in she started talking about how her shoes were hurting her and couldn't wait to get home to take off her shoes... so I look down at her feet and started laughing hysterically because she had her shoes on the wrong foot... How OLD are we that you don't know your right from your left?
13. I am in a Relationship... with God, No Man has ever treated me so well!!!
"When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but opening your hands to receive something better."
1. 25 HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER... Shout outs to everyone that wished me a Happy B-day!!!
2. Why is it that the person on the first treadmill in the gym always has the nerve to pass gas while workin it out?... And they know that the fan is carrying everything down wind!!!
3. So we are making a bridge for this man at my job and we started by pulling one of his teeth and then shaving down the other 2 teeth... half way through the procedure this man says to the doctor- "You never told me how much this was gonna cost" So my boss is like "Can we talk about this later, I'm in the middle of something"... so the guy says "No, before you continue I need to know how much its gonna cost me"... So my boss tells him the cost and the man seriously got up, told my boss he was ripping people off and left out with 2 shorten teeth and one missing tooth....lol :) I love my job!!!
4. The other night it was late and I had people in my house and I decided to get something out of my car, on the way out of the door I did a very routine thing by locking the main door to my apartment building. When I got my ipod out of the car I realized that I had locked myself out of my house... I was banging on the door for 30 mins, no one came outside to even see what was taking me so long... crackheads were coming up to me giving me ideas of how to break into my house (this has me nerves by the way)... It finally came to me that I used my keys to get into my car and that my house keys were also on that ring... I am RED-TARD-DID!!!!
5. Things are never as good as they seem; nor are they ever as dire as you perceive them to be...
6. It hurts my heart to think that my guy best friend of 8 years (thru thick and thin) could just stop calling me and caring about me without a warning or a reason- because of his jawn (mind you I thought me and her (the jawn) was cool)... Guess I was wrong... I am currently letting this situation roll off my back...
7. On my way to work at 7 am one morning and this psycho woman cuts my car off... At the very next light she runs into a deer crossing... God doesn't like ugly!!! I am currently driving like a model citizen!!!
8. I like to work out on the first treadmill in the gym...lol
9. When I was 4 yrs old I decided to run away from home because my mother was pregnant with my lil brother and I was not down... I didn't make it any farther than around the block because I wasn't allowed to cross the street... Well I'm 25 yrs old now... time for me to cross that street...
10. Sometimes I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can anyone deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me.
11. Will I ever meet my S.S. or R.S. in person?... we have to make this happen Ladies!!!
12. One of my patients came in and while we were waiting for the doctor to come in she started talking about how her shoes were hurting her and couldn't wait to get home to take off her shoes... so I look down at her feet and started laughing hysterically because she had her shoes on the wrong foot... How OLD are we that you don't know your right from your left?
13. I am in a Relationship... with God, No Man has ever treated me so well!!!
"When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but opening your hands to receive something better."
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