1. You thought when you turned back I would still be there??? Silly Rabbit tricks are for kids...
2. Why was your mother doin the "Stanky leg"??? Lol
3. Who knew that going to the dentist would turn you on??? I really had a patient that started playin with himself while getting his teeth cleaned...
4. Pass relationships are like Passing Gas in Public... Just pretend it never happened!!! Lol
5. I love my new place... I am so Blessed!!! When are you coming by???
6. My boss caught me texting on my phone in front of a patient- AGAIN... I really felt like I was in high school all over again cause he took my phone and locked it in his desk until the end of the work day :(
7. So quiet u can hear a rat piss on cotton.... Lol (4 the Love of Ray J)
8. Some people have to walk through the fire and learn to walk with a limp... Ummmmmmmm
9. I have this patient that refuses to understand why her teeth won't get whiter when she bleaches them... Ummm let me see - This Jawn has an upper and lower dentures and they don't change in color! So is it morally wrong that we continue to sell her bleaching materials???
10. When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world!!!
11. I was with a patient on Monday and it might sound funny but I'm not trying to be- his feet smelled so bad that it started to make me feel sick! And when I stood up I almost passed out and I had a slight lost of vision... No he did not even have his shoes off!!!
12. Why do you go so hard for something and then when you get it you act like you never even really wanted it...???
13. I don't ask for much... Maybe that's why I get even less...
"When God Leads you to the edge o the cliff, trust Him fully and let go, Cause Only 1 of 2 things will Happen, Either He'll catch you when you fall, or He'll teach you how to Fly"
Sunday, May 30, 2010
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