RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #62

1. Okay so I really thought that you got the "Swine Flu" from eating pork.. I was avoiding bacon for a week before someone educated me...lol

2. When did texting replace over-the-phone or in-person conversations??? Im in a relationship with your voicemail!!!!

3. Why did a patient give us a $2,000 fake check in October? And then have the nerve to call the office and ask us to clean his teeth this Thursday?...lol

4. I was at Path-mark shopping for my Housewarming and I had like 20 bags of groceries... so some little boy offered to help me carry my bags to my car, so I said sure and out of no where another little boy came and tried to help me too. Well the 1st boy got pissed and started beating down the 2nd boy. It was like a shopping bag turf war. So I proceeded to put my freakin groceries in my car myself... And don't you know after I was finished they both had the audacity to ask me for money... I NEED TO GET OUT OF PHILLY!!!

5. Oh Yea- Time to shave those legs and pull out the sun dresses and sandals... DR here I come...

6. What is the real meaning of O.P.P.??? Cause I was listening to a Ice Chip station and they had a caller call in and say it meant "Only Praying People"...lol

7. Single and Ready to Mingle...

8. Life is just a minute,
Only sixty seconds in it,
Forced upon you, can't refuse it.
Didn't seek it, didn't choose it.
But it's up to you to use it.
You must suffer if you lose it,
Give an account if you abuse it,
Just a tiny little minute,
But eternity is in it.

9. So my brakes sound like I'm dragging a soda can under my car... since I don't have the money to get them fixed, I decided to tie a real can to my car so I wouldnt be so embarrassed at the neighborhood stop lights...

10. So why did my next door neighbor un-tie the can from my car trying to be helpful... lol

11. Why did I see a man riding his bike on the street all while walking his doug on the sidewalk? What was worst is the doug was pulling him and making him run into cars...lol

12. Who comes to a Wii Party and doesn't want to play the Wii??? lol Had a Great time at my Housewarming, Thank you to all my wonderful friends that came or was there in spirit and supported me... LUV YA!!!

13. "If you can keep your head when all about you..." For once in my life I'm about to be Real Selfish... Its all about M.E....

"Day and night (what, what)
I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind (what, what)
I look for peace but see I don't attain (what, what)
What I need for keeps this silly game we play .. play
Now look at this (what, what)
Madness to magnet keeps attracting me, me (what, what)
I try to run but see I'm not that fast (what, what)
I think I'm first but surely finish last .. last..."