1. Dear Mr. School Bus Drive: Why were you in my way this morning??? Please stay off of Haverford Ave between the time of 710 and 745.
Sincerely, Patrice
2. I'm in Rite Aid yesterday, and why do I notice that the old man in front of me has his shoes on the wrong foot :( No wonder he walks with a limp.
3. Last night I witnessed one of my neighbors stealing the front porch furniture of another neighbor lol What do I did, I know they saw me... I dont wanna be the neighborhood Snitch but I am cool with the other neighbor. So much for the Neighborhood Watch!!!!
4. Why do I bother bringing a lunch to work if I'm gonna eat it by 930am?
5. Mr. Dump Truck Man- Why did you compact my trashcan lid??? And then admit it to me when I asked you the following week??? I want a new one- Thx
6. Continuous DISR.E.S.P.E.C.T. In the 09 to my Country Music!!! CAPITAL WTH KANYE!!!
Sidebar: WTH was Lil Mama doin??? I guess she said Jay-Z and Alicia made it look so easy a Toodler could do it!!! Lol
And Lady Gaga your 2 weird for even my random thoughts!!!
7. Do the Neighbors know your name...? I love the new Trey Songz album READY
8. Does Penny Candy still cost a Penny???
9. I want someone to buy me a zebra print snuggie!!! Thanks!!!!
10. Why did this fool think it was acceptable to drive over a fallen tree with a Ford Focus???
11. Why did my patient lose her pinky finger nail because she had her hand out the passenger side window and the driver chipped another car taking her nail right off??? Not funny but kinda is...
12. Interest are decepticons in business attire!!!!
13. If you think I'm lonely NOW...
"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."
Rest in Peace Patrick Swayze
Sunday, May 30, 2010
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