RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #58

I Close my eyes, and curb my mouth, open my mind and words come out...
1. Don't miss your Blessing by Blessing your Curse... "Have I been doing this?"
2. So T (Terrible)-Mobile thought it was acceptable to not automatically update the time on my cell phone... The Disrespect Continues in the '09!!!
3. Why did my patient yesterday fall asleep while getting his teeth cleaned and he pee-peed on himself! Grown male thought he was dreaming! Whats worst is I was reading his chart and this wasn't the first time he's done this... EWWWWWWWW
4. Why did the Chinese people in the nail salon ask me if I wanted the Obama Special (Mani, Pedi, Eye Brows plus 2 free designs on the big toe)!!!
5. My Boss caught me eating my spaghetti with some of his dental instruments!!! I was all ready for the curse-out, but instead he just asked could he have some!!! Now I'm bothered that he doesn't see a problem with what I was doin!!!
6. No Boo Boo, that H & R Block Visa Debit Card is not a Black Card... Hahahhahahaha ~Cam
7. Took me 3 hours to put my bed together, and when I finally sat on it I feel straight through the center- Apparently they want you to use all of those nuts and bolts that come in the box. I knew one day those Bricks would be useful again!!! Please don't drop it like its hot on my bed tho... low simmer is more like it!!!
8. So my Best friend was in the potty on a train texting when the train came to a sudden stop and she flew across the bathroom with her panties around her ankles and she nearly died!!!! ROTFLMAO
9. Why did Lil Mama come to the Season Finale in her Oscar Award Winning outfit and who told her to read off a paper and give an acceptance speech! Wrap her up for the 4th season! PLEASE
10. My mom normally cleans the wax out of my ears... Haven't seen her in months!!! Lol
11. I had to Tell my personal trainer I want it to BOUNCE- not JIGGLE!!!
12. In order for 2 halves to be a whole, each half must be whole on its own...
13. Life's a dance you learn as you go, sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow. My life is better left to chance, I could have missed the PAIN, but I would've had to miss the DANCE...

"From the Heart, the Mouth Speaks"