Let Me Summarize My Past Ten Weeks...
"THE CHRONICLES 2010"
1. I Learned the Hard way that you can do everything right and something can still go wrong...
2. I'm so confused... At what point in this process did the J.A.W.N. think it was acceptable to climb through my front window and let the whole world know how to gain access into my house???...
3. ...Okay so you came through the front window- But why did the other 6 of you follow??? No one thought to unlock the door after the first person?
4. Please don't feed the Animals... Including the ones you invited in my house!!!!!
5. If your goal is to make me laugh, and I'm trying to help you out, why would you make the joke about me???
6. If your gonna get a ride from a friend/ GDI- maybe its not the best idea to have them drop you off in front of the house??? WHY was that okay?
7. Why did my boss put $50 extra dollars in my check with a note that said "Please get your hair done"??? Lol
8. Why do my neighbors know your names, and your greets???
9. You know times are bad when you have to sleep with your phone in your hand with your alarm set on vibrate and your hand in a sock for maximum support. Lol! True Story!
10. You were given very simple instructions... To cut down all the weeds in my front flower bed... So why on earth would you pick all of my flowers and PROUDLY tell me that you left all the weeds???
11. 8 long - 7 strong!!! It ain't for everybody!!!
12. A NIGHTLY CONVO...
"DAMN- Who did that to you"? ~ M.E.
"You Did"? ~ The J.A.W.N.
"Oh *paused to think* Why did you make me do that???"! LOL ~ M.E.
13. I miss it already!!!!
"The Real Work Starts Now"
Sunday, May 30, 2010
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #83
1. So the PPA (Philadelphia Parking Authority) "Relocated" my car last Wednesday for parking in a snow emergency route... But when I called them on Thursday they had the nerve to tell me that they don't keep track of relocated cars and I had to walk around and look for it (WTH)...
2. Something is Missing... And I'm not talking about my Car!!!
3. I'm shoveling my car out the snow and I see my neighbor in her late 60s is having a hard time so I offer to help her *deference at work* and I swear to you this Jawn acknowledged the help and took herself and her shovel in the house and never returned... Lol
4. I'm at the nail salon getting a pedicure and the chick next to me tells the Jawn doing her nails to watch out for the pimple on her big toe... Jawn that aint NO pimple. Lol
5. Why did Roscoe the cat that "thinks" he lives on my porch have a surprise waiting for me when I got home... If he tries to put that thing through my mail slot, Ima call the APCA on his tail!
6. U ever find yourself listening to reeeally old music? Like the kind that u don't play too loud? Lol...
7. Am I the only one who wanted some Doritos after the Super bowl???
8. How do you manage to comment on one of MY pictures on facebook and spell my name wrong... Its Right there??? That's like standing in front of someone and calling them the wrong name!
9. Wow... Never Heard of a funeral being postponed due to excepted Snow.
10. 2 weeks ago they predicted Snow on Monday for that Friday so why was it acceptable for my neighbors to start holding their spots on that Tuesday with chairs and cones??? UNACCEPTABLE!!!
11. OMG... I wanna play Duck Duck Goose!!!
12. I miss my Mommy... Time to go Home!!!
13. I'm not like what you've been used to...
"I will unite with anyone to do Right... And with No one to do Wrong" ~ Fredrick Douglas
2. Something is Missing... And I'm not talking about my Car!!!
3. I'm shoveling my car out the snow and I see my neighbor in her late 60s is having a hard time so I offer to help her *deference at work* and I swear to you this Jawn acknowledged the help and took herself and her shovel in the house and never returned... Lol
4. I'm at the nail salon getting a pedicure and the chick next to me tells the Jawn doing her nails to watch out for the pimple on her big toe... Jawn that aint NO pimple. Lol
5. Why did Roscoe the cat that "thinks" he lives on my porch have a surprise waiting for me when I got home... If he tries to put that thing through my mail slot, Ima call the APCA on his tail!
6. U ever find yourself listening to reeeally old music? Like the kind that u don't play too loud? Lol...
7. Am I the only one who wanted some Doritos after the Super bowl???
8. How do you manage to comment on one of MY pictures on facebook and spell my name wrong... Its Right there??? That's like standing in front of someone and calling them the wrong name!
9. Wow... Never Heard of a funeral being postponed due to excepted Snow.
10. 2 weeks ago they predicted Snow on Monday for that Friday so why was it acceptable for my neighbors to start holding their spots on that Tuesday with chairs and cones??? UNACCEPTABLE!!!
11. OMG... I wanna play Duck Duck Goose!!!
12. I miss my Mommy... Time to go Home!!!
13. I'm not like what you've been used to...
"I will unite with anyone to do Right... And with No one to do Wrong" ~ Fredrick Douglas
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #82
1. IF you ask M.E... I'm READDDYYYY....
2. So the electrician comes to my house and worked on the electricity on Thursday Morning, Thursday night I come home to no power... I call him up and he tells me he couldn't see to turn it back on??? Huh??? On top of that he tells me he is afraid of the dark!!!! *dead*
3. Did I really just watch my co-worker cut some Dead Skin off of her toe and then just put the surgical scissors back in the draw for the next dental procedure??? OMG...that's nasty!
4. A Disgusted, Busted and Can't be Trusted Moment... at the Senior Center... Have you ever seen old people "Play House"??? Ewwww
Sidenote: I will never play the teenage Baby-Sitter Again!
5. Dang... Her weave is Expired!!!
6. At the Senior Center- I was teaching a session last Wednesday on AIDS in the elderly community and why did Mr. Kelvin shout out "I'm to fat to have AIDS"... Hahahhaha... Old people!
7. Did this armoured truck man just stop to talk to me with all those money bags in his hand??? He was so dumb I could have robbed him!
8. Your teeth are real loud right now... Lol
9. Why did my Boss fell off the ladder yesterday trying to steal digital cable from the MRI lab upstairs... Lol CHEAPO
10. If I always think, the way I always thought, I'll always see, the way I always saw; If I always see, the way I always saw, I'll always feel, the way I always felt; If I always feel, the way I always felt.... No wonder I always get what I always got!
11. My Boss is so cheap that when we finished with our patient and he saw her disposable bib covering wasn't dirty, he made me fold it back up to re-use for the next patient.
12. I found out the hard way that you never look for a new computer on your old computer... Btw Mac or Dell???
13. .... For the Unthinkable!!!
"Its ok to lose your pride over someone you love. Dont lose someone you love though over your pride. Stick with your entree and get over your sides". – Fabolous
2. So the electrician comes to my house and worked on the electricity on Thursday Morning, Thursday night I come home to no power... I call him up and he tells me he couldn't see to turn it back on??? Huh??? On top of that he tells me he is afraid of the dark!!!! *dead*
3. Did I really just watch my co-worker cut some Dead Skin off of her toe and then just put the surgical scissors back in the draw for the next dental procedure??? OMG...that's nasty!
4. A Disgusted, Busted and Can't be Trusted Moment... at the Senior Center... Have you ever seen old people "Play House"??? Ewwww
Sidenote: I will never play the teenage Baby-Sitter Again!
5. Dang... Her weave is Expired!!!
6. At the Senior Center- I was teaching a session last Wednesday on AIDS in the elderly community and why did Mr. Kelvin shout out "I'm to fat to have AIDS"... Hahahhaha... Old people!
7. Did this armoured truck man just stop to talk to me with all those money bags in his hand??? He was so dumb I could have robbed him!
8. Your teeth are real loud right now... Lol
9. Why did my Boss fell off the ladder yesterday trying to steal digital cable from the MRI lab upstairs... Lol CHEAPO
10. If I always think, the way I always thought, I'll always see, the way I always saw; If I always see, the way I always saw, I'll always feel, the way I always felt; If I always feel, the way I always felt.... No wonder I always get what I always got!
11. My Boss is so cheap that when we finished with our patient and he saw her disposable bib covering wasn't dirty, he made me fold it back up to re-use for the next patient.
12. I found out the hard way that you never look for a new computer on your old computer... Btw Mac or Dell???
13. .... For the Unthinkable!!!
"Its ok to lose your pride over someone you love. Dont lose someone you love though over your pride. Stick with your entree and get over your sides". – Fabolous
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #81
1. 2010... My year of CONSISTENCE!!!!
2. Embarrassing Moment #57... So I really cursed this lil girl out this weekend cause she dropped a bag of onions infront of my house and was gonna walk away from them... 2 mins into my rant I realized the poor child didn't have any ARMS... I'm going to Hell!!!
3. A Disgusted, Busted and Can't be Trusted Moment: When my patient on Monday could not resist the urge to lick my fingers the whole time I was cleaning her teeth... Nasty Jawn!!!
4. So I'm driving home and I witness Car B hit Car A at a light... They both get out and the Black driver of Car B told the white Drive of Car A to pull over to the side to exchange info... Car A pulled over while Car B took off... I saw that coming a mile away!
5. So a 82 year old woman is sewing my Boss (the Dentist) for "putting his fingers in her mouth too many times"
6. Why did I find Roscoe the Cat that lives on my porch stuck in my mail slot on the door???
7. So I'm looking for Hotels to stay at in Miami and in small print- why did one of the Hotels say " Must bring your own Sheets" lol!!!
8. Why do Chinese people always ask for a second bag at the store??? I'm just really curious cause they barely want to give me one bag at their stores?
9. A toxic Job is like a Bad Boyfriend... Eventually you have to say Enough is Enough!!!
10. I started Mentoring again and the agency sent my yesterday a picture and brief background description of my student and why is she Chinese with the first name of Ho??? I gotta give this jawn a nickname!
11. Still looking for H.I.M.???
12. Have you ever wanted something so bad that you put your all into it to end up with nothing... Then time passes and that thing is given to you and you no longer want it???
13. So Many choices... None which meet the criteria...
2. Embarrassing Moment #57... So I really cursed this lil girl out this weekend cause she dropped a bag of onions infront of my house and was gonna walk away from them... 2 mins into my rant I realized the poor child didn't have any ARMS... I'm going to Hell!!!
3. A Disgusted, Busted and Can't be Trusted Moment: When my patient on Monday could not resist the urge to lick my fingers the whole time I was cleaning her teeth... Nasty Jawn!!!
4. So I'm driving home and I witness Car B hit Car A at a light... They both get out and the Black driver of Car B told the white Drive of Car A to pull over to the side to exchange info... Car A pulled over while Car B took off... I saw that coming a mile away!
5. So a 82 year old woman is sewing my Boss (the Dentist) for "putting his fingers in her mouth too many times"
6. Why did I find Roscoe the Cat that lives on my porch stuck in my mail slot on the door???
7. So I'm looking for Hotels to stay at in Miami and in small print- why did one of the Hotels say " Must bring your own Sheets" lol!!!
8. Why do Chinese people always ask for a second bag at the store??? I'm just really curious cause they barely want to give me one bag at their stores?
9. A toxic Job is like a Bad Boyfriend... Eventually you have to say Enough is Enough!!!
10. I started Mentoring again and the agency sent my yesterday a picture and brief background description of my student and why is she Chinese with the first name of Ho??? I gotta give this jawn a nickname!
11. Still looking for H.I.M.???
12. Have you ever wanted something so bad that you put your all into it to end up with nothing... Then time passes and that thing is given to you and you no longer want it???
13. So Many choices... None which meet the criteria...
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #80
BEST BUY SPECIAL EDITION:
LETS SEE IF I REMEMBER HOW TO DO THIS... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT
VOLUME 2: BETTER LATE THAN NEVER...
22 MORE THINGS THAT PERTURB ME ABOUT WORKING AT BEST BUY...
1. Please STOP asking me if I still work at Best Buy especially when you run into me at the store and you see me in my uniform- I don't wear the shirt for fun!!!
2. If you are Black and the name on your credit card is Sung Ho... Please get out of my line, go to my co-worker next to me! Anything and Everything gets by Him!
3. Please Do Not comment on my appearance or personification... I will not smile because you tell me 2... I don't wear a name tag cause I am liable to be Rude to you, but if you ask my name is Giannia... HAHHAHAHHAHA (INSIDE JOKE)
4. Oh NO You Didn't Tell me you were in a hurry... I will be taking my sweet time now!!!!
5. I have no problem with you wanting to be on your phone... But Do Not ask me to repeat Myself!
6. Please don't get mad at me cause you waited 15 minutes in my line ONLY to find out we ONLY do returns at Customer Service. And Yes you have to wait in their long line as well! Lol
7. No we don't work off of commission so Please Stop acting like the money goes directly in my pockets!!!! I'm just trying to help you out!
8. Employees on your day off... Please RELAX, you just started 30 days ago, how was I suppose to know you worked here and you get a discount??? Closed mouths don't get Feed!
9. Sidenote: New Employees-Best Buy is lying to you... After the Holidays you will be getting the BOOT!!!! OOPS I'm late... You Did!!!
10. Customers Please do not come up to me at my register and ask me if "This is the Checkout"!!!!
11. Don't get mad at me because Walmart has the movie cheaper than we do... Why aren't you at Walmart then???
12. Service and Replacement plans are for IN-CASE-$HIT-HAPPENS... And knowing your luck.... $hit will happen!!!
13. Btw... If you are spending $999.99 on a item and you can't afford the $60 Service/ Replacement Plan then maybe you shouldn't be buying that item right now!!!
14. Customers Please Do Not come in the doors at 9:50pm and expect us to be Happy and Courtesy that you want a TV that's in the warehouse on the bottom of all the other tvs... For your Shopping convenience we will re-open at 9am tomorrow morning!
15. Did you really just ask me if we did LAYAWAYS???
16. Circuit City closed a year ago, please don't bring in a yr old circular and expect me to price match something for you!!!!
17. If you know that the line is long why wouldn't you use your time wisely and get your form of payment ready or make your selection before getting to my register? Don't you realize that's why the line is so long?
18. If we are having an Online ONLY sale... Why do you think its gonna be the same price in the store???
19. Please Don't come into Best Buy 5 times a week just to use our Internet and Play Rock Band!!! WE STILL LOVE YOU STEVE!!!! LOL
20. Employees we close at 10pm- We must be out by 10:05pm!!! Let's Stay Focus Tony!!!! Lol
22. Friends and Family... I know I work at Best Buy but I am not a walking, talking directory, I don't know if we carry it, How much it is, If its ever on Sale, How many we have in stock, How much it is with my discount, Can I drive to Delaware and get it with no taxes, Hold it for you at the store until next week, How much the service plan is, which model is better... And Finally NO I Do Not have the number to the manufacture. But since you are a Friend or Family Member- I would be happy to look it up for you ;)!!!!!
DON'T GET ME WRONG...AND I STILL LOVE MY J.O.B. LOL
LETS SEE IF I REMEMBER HOW TO DO THIS... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT
VOLUME 2: BETTER LATE THAN NEVER...
22 MORE THINGS THAT PERTURB ME ABOUT WORKING AT BEST BUY...
1. Please STOP asking me if I still work at Best Buy especially when you run into me at the store and you see me in my uniform- I don't wear the shirt for fun!!!
2. If you are Black and the name on your credit card is Sung Ho... Please get out of my line, go to my co-worker next to me! Anything and Everything gets by Him!
3. Please Do Not comment on my appearance or personification... I will not smile because you tell me 2... I don't wear a name tag cause I am liable to be Rude to you, but if you ask my name is Giannia... HAHHAHAHHAHA (INSIDE JOKE)
4. Oh NO You Didn't Tell me you were in a hurry... I will be taking my sweet time now!!!!
5. I have no problem with you wanting to be on your phone... But Do Not ask me to repeat Myself!
6. Please don't get mad at me cause you waited 15 minutes in my line ONLY to find out we ONLY do returns at Customer Service. And Yes you have to wait in their long line as well! Lol
7. No we don't work off of commission so Please Stop acting like the money goes directly in my pockets!!!! I'm just trying to help you out!
8. Employees on your day off... Please RELAX, you just started 30 days ago, how was I suppose to know you worked here and you get a discount??? Closed mouths don't get Feed!
9. Sidenote: New Employees-Best Buy is lying to you... After the Holidays you will be getting the BOOT!!!! OOPS I'm late... You Did!!!
10. Customers Please do not come up to me at my register and ask me if "This is the Checkout"!!!!
11. Don't get mad at me because Walmart has the movie cheaper than we do... Why aren't you at Walmart then???
12. Service and Replacement plans are for IN-CASE-$HIT-HAPPENS... And knowing your luck.... $hit will happen!!!
13. Btw... If you are spending $999.99 on a item and you can't afford the $60 Service/ Replacement Plan then maybe you shouldn't be buying that item right now!!!
14. Customers Please Do Not come in the doors at 9:50pm and expect us to be Happy and Courtesy that you want a TV that's in the warehouse on the bottom of all the other tvs... For your Shopping convenience we will re-open at 9am tomorrow morning!
15. Did you really just ask me if we did LAYAWAYS???
16. Circuit City closed a year ago, please don't bring in a yr old circular and expect me to price match something for you!!!!
17. If you know that the line is long why wouldn't you use your time wisely and get your form of payment ready or make your selection before getting to my register? Don't you realize that's why the line is so long?
18. If we are having an Online ONLY sale... Why do you think its gonna be the same price in the store???
19. Please Don't come into Best Buy 5 times a week just to use our Internet and Play Rock Band!!! WE STILL LOVE YOU STEVE!!!! LOL
20. Employees we close at 10pm- We must be out by 10:05pm!!! Let's Stay Focus Tony!!!! Lol
22. Friends and Family... I know I work at Best Buy but I am not a walking, talking directory, I don't know if we carry it, How much it is, If its ever on Sale, How many we have in stock, How much it is with my discount, Can I drive to Delaware and get it with no taxes, Hold it for you at the store until next week, How much the service plan is, which model is better... And Finally NO I Do Not have the number to the manufacture. But since you are a Friend or Family Member- I would be happy to look it up for you ;)!!!!!
DON'T GET ME WRONG...AND I STILL LOVE MY J.O.B. LOL
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #79
1. Don't ask questions if your not ready to hear the ANSWER...
2. Why are the Chinese food samplers at the mall so Darn Good??? But the Meal never compares?
3. Last week, I'm sitting at a red light and to my left pulls up this cute guy- nice car! So he asked me to roll my window down, and just then the gorilla glue holding up my sideview failed - leaving my freakin mirror dangling. :( SMH I just pulled off!!!
4. My Boss told me that I have Crack- Head Strength!!!! Lol I took it as a compliment!
5. So my friend came home one day to find a mouse in her bath tub, once she got over the initial panic attack she was instructed by her boyfriend to throw every cleaning supply that she had in the house at the mouse... Poor Mickey Didn't have a Chance Lmbo!!!!
6. Sometimes we know we shouldn't and thats exactly why we do...
7.Why did I see a woman holding a toddler in her hands on the back of a pick-up truck.... If she didn't qualify for the passenger side seat, I don't know who does!
8. FLASHBACK... Several yrs ago on Valentine's Day I really like this guy, and he brought all my friends and I a single red rose, so before I got home, my friends collected all the roses and put them together and told me that he had brought me these Rose(S)... I was so excited, but they could see I was about to O.D., so they confessed!!!! :( I think what they did hurt more than getting one single red rose! Thanks Nia, Eb and Chas!!!!
9. Why did my mother tell her Babies Daddy (yes u heard me right) that he stunk and this fool goes and sprays
Air freshner on himself???
10. The only easy day was yesterday!
11. Am I the only person who is Happy Eminem is back? Don't Judge Me!!!!
12. Unique is an understatement, I'm just messed up...
13. EXTRA- EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT... Apparently I Am Breaking News!!!!
"Love is not who you can see yourself with. It is who you can't see yourself without."
2. Why are the Chinese food samplers at the mall so Darn Good??? But the Meal never compares?
3. Last week, I'm sitting at a red light and to my left pulls up this cute guy- nice car! So he asked me to roll my window down, and just then the gorilla glue holding up my sideview failed - leaving my freakin mirror dangling. :( SMH I just pulled off!!!
4. My Boss told me that I have Crack- Head Strength!!!! Lol I took it as a compliment!
5. So my friend came home one day to find a mouse in her bath tub, once she got over the initial panic attack she was instructed by her boyfriend to throw every cleaning supply that she had in the house at the mouse... Poor Mickey Didn't have a Chance Lmbo!!!!
6. Sometimes we know we shouldn't and thats exactly why we do...
7.Why did I see a woman holding a toddler in her hands on the back of a pick-up truck.... If she didn't qualify for the passenger side seat, I don't know who does!
8. FLASHBACK... Several yrs ago on Valentine's Day I really like this guy, and he brought all my friends and I a single red rose, so before I got home, my friends collected all the roses and put them together and told me that he had brought me these Rose(S)... I was so excited, but they could see I was about to O.D., so they confessed!!!! :( I think what they did hurt more than getting one single red rose! Thanks Nia, Eb and Chas!!!!
9. Why did my mother tell her Babies Daddy (yes u heard me right) that he stunk and this fool goes and sprays
Air freshner on himself???
10. The only easy day was yesterday!
11. Am I the only person who is Happy Eminem is back? Don't Judge Me!!!!
12. Unique is an understatement, I'm just messed up...
13. EXTRA- EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT... Apparently I Am Breaking News!!!!
"Love is not who you can see yourself with. It is who you can't see yourself without."
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #78
HALLOWEEN EDITION
1. The one day a year I can be M.Y.S.E.L.F.
2. So around 1am Sunday morning, this mother comes knocking on my door with her 2 daughters tricker Treating, I told her I ran out of candy hours ago and she told me to turn my F-in porch light off! Hahhahhahahaha.... REALLY THO???
3. So why did my Boss come in on Saturday morning dressed like Robert Downey Jr, from Tropic Thunder- WHY WAS THAT ACCEPTABLE?!?
4. Since when does no custom get you Candy??? Not on my Block!!!!
5. Why did this lil boy come knocking on my door on Friday Night asking for Candy... I told him to come back on Saturday and he asked me could he spend the night (FRESH @ss)!!!
6. STRANGE... So why was my next door neighbor BBQ for Halloween and decide to hand out Hotdougs and Hamburger instead of candy!
7. Please People it is totally unacceptable and pure laziness to throw candy out of your third story window to the little kids!!!
8. Candy corn and Peeps make my skin crawl...
9. So my boss decided to glue his fake mustache on with the same glue we use to cement permanent crowns... Why did one of my patients rip it off in curiosity and took his skin off in the process!!!! Its tough being a black man...lol
10. I went to Loews the hardware store the day after Halloween and witnessed some man stealing pumpkins, I mentioned it to the woman at the register and she told me that the store has been monitoring and the workers have been crackin up at him sneaking the pumpkins all day considering that they were FREE!!!! LOL
11. If I hear Thriller One more time on the radio!!!!!!
12. Does the President's kids go tricker treating???
13. Okay... so I never even got to pass out the candy- because I ate it all myself... :)
1. The one day a year I can be M.Y.S.E.L.F.
2. So around 1am Sunday morning, this mother comes knocking on my door with her 2 daughters tricker Treating, I told her I ran out of candy hours ago and she told me to turn my F-in porch light off! Hahhahhahahaha.... REALLY THO???
3. So why did my Boss come in on Saturday morning dressed like Robert Downey Jr, from Tropic Thunder- WHY WAS THAT ACCEPTABLE?!?
4. Since when does no custom get you Candy??? Not on my Block!!!!
5. Why did this lil boy come knocking on my door on Friday Night asking for Candy... I told him to come back on Saturday and he asked me could he spend the night (FRESH @ss)!!!
6. STRANGE... So why was my next door neighbor BBQ for Halloween and decide to hand out Hotdougs and Hamburger instead of candy!
7. Please People it is totally unacceptable and pure laziness to throw candy out of your third story window to the little kids!!!
8. Candy corn and Peeps make my skin crawl...
9. So my boss decided to glue his fake mustache on with the same glue we use to cement permanent crowns... Why did one of my patients rip it off in curiosity and took his skin off in the process!!!! Its tough being a black man...lol
10. I went to Loews the hardware store the day after Halloween and witnessed some man stealing pumpkins, I mentioned it to the woman at the register and she told me that the store has been monitoring and the workers have been crackin up at him sneaking the pumpkins all day considering that they were FREE!!!! LOL
11. If I hear Thriller One more time on the radio!!!!!!
12. Does the President's kids go tricker treating???
13. Okay... so I never even got to pass out the candy- because I ate it all myself... :)
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