RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #51
1. Is it me or did it take extremely Long for November 4th to finally Come? Finally the election Emails can stop coming...
2. Waking you to go to work at 630 and driving past voting locations and seeing so many Black people in line to vote was very overwhelming... it brought tears to my eyes and put hope in my heart!!!
3. I get to the polls at 3pm and I'm thinking Great- No Line- but then I have to wait for the Crackhead checking people in to finish her phone call (she actually told me to hold on- if I was buying something I would have walked out)! Then I tell her my name and she tries to have me sign in someone else slot- Florida all over again!!!
4. I go behind the curtain and another Crackhead pulls the curtain back in the middle of voting and hands me a paper with all of the Democratic candidates! Mannnn if I don't know who to Vote for by Now I shouldn't even be here!!! (Side note: Isn't that illegal)!!!
5. After I pressed the VOTE button I really stood their for another minute waiting for bells to ring and party lights to go off saying your vote has been enter- Instead I got darkness...
6. Where were you when Barack Obama was announced the next President of the United States? Where you sleep?, In the Bathroom ;)? Walking the streets of Broad with no destination in sight? At a club on a Tuesday Night? or Knocking on my freakin Door like a Jerk? Im not even mad at yall!!!
7. Went to the Senior Center on Wednesday to Celebrate with the Elderly and couldn't wait to find the Senior that thinks he is Barack Obama's father... he was so Happy- Everyone was gathered in a circle listening to his stories of a Young Barack and how he celebrated with Obama and his family in Chicago the night before. BTW he said that he is selling Inauguration tickets on Ebay for the low!!! lol... this man keeps me in tears rotflmao!!!
8. Had a Patient on Thursday say to me "Congratulations- you should feel proud of yourself- Barack Obama has put "African American" on the map"- Ummm excuse me Sir- what is this the 1800s?
9. They said that Sarah Palin had a concession speech of her owns that she wanted to read, they even have pictures of her holding the speech... the Smartest thang John McCain ever said was- Please just smile and Be Quiet!!!
10. One of my next door neighbors had a sticker on his car bumper that said "McCain & Palin" ... Wednesday Morning he woke up to find his car on the side walk and his bumper on his steps with a X through the McCain sticker and the Words "You should have Barack'd Da Vote"!!! lol where is my camera when I need it!!!
11. Still getting the emails :(
12. We prayed as if it was all up to God but we worked as if it was all up too US!!! We still have some praying to do...
13. I dont think it has truly hit me yet... I know the importance, I know my history and how this Election has changed the World not just the United States... But the thought of what has just happened has not fully been itched in my Brain. But what I do know is, I have a new outlook on life and a new pep in my step! President Barack Obama- Now I am Patrice Whiting and I approve this message!!!
"Ask, and it shall be given to you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, an it shall be opened unto you: For everyone that asketh; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him knocketh it shall be opened." ~ Matthew 7:7-8
Friday, January 23, 2009
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #50
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #50
SPECIAL EDITION...20 WAYS I KNOW I AM LIVING IN A RECESSION...
1. When my favorite quote is "Are you gonna eat that?... Its A Recession"...
2. When I go to a dinner party at a friends house and the next day the host of that party calls me and asks if I took their peanut butter and jelly? "Sure Did... Its A Recession"...
3. When a Patient rather save $15 by getting a silver filing on his 2 front teeth instead of a white filing!
4. When I'm in NJ and I see gas for $2.53 so I empty out all of the half drunk water bottles in my car and ask the attendant to fill'em up!!!... Did He really want me to tip him?
5. H.E. Is Alive... And Well...
6. A chicken nugget from McDonald's fell on the floor of my car and rolled under my seat, I first cried (it was a bad day, nothing was going right) then, I pulled the car over and searched for the nugget... and even found some fries!!! 3 minute rule- Right? Don't Judge Me!!!
7. When I put the cat's water bowl outside so that it can get filled up when it rains!!!... I don't even pay for water!! Lol- I just don't like this freakin Cat!
8. When I'm using the little Dixie cups from my job to drink out of at my house!!! I'm having a house party soon so- BYOPC (Bring Your Own Plastic Cup) lol
9. Had a dream that me and my linesisters robbed a bank- SET IT OFF style (minus Sharde- even in my dreams she would get us caught up) lol! But I actually woke up and was lookin under my pillow for the money!
10. My Landlord called me and left a message saying he was gonna come do an inspection of the smoke detectors in my apartment! That night I realized that I don't even have any smoke detctors, So what did he inspect?! And my hotdougs were gone!!! Things that make u go Mmmmmmmmm....
11. I offered my 7 year old cousins, $0.25 to the winner of the Quick Game... Fatman looked at me and said "What do you think this is? Don't come to me wit less than $5".
12. I'm clockin my toilet paper- Eat ur Mommy's toilet paper NOT mines!!!
13. I went into Rite Aid and saw that they had Top Ramen on sale 15 for $0.96!!! I dropped to my knees to give God all the Glory!
14. Currently Robbing Peter to Pay Paul!
15. I continue to work at a job I hate... Cause that's what u do at the BB-Q!!!
16. When u have to get just one too many wears out of them jeans before you wash them... Don't act like you don't do it!!!
17. A man fell asleep at my register well buying the Wii Fit! When I woke him up, He Said "Thank you calling Comcast, this is Jeff Speaking"... This man is over worked- meanwhile comcast interrupts my service every other day!
18. I bring my own bags to Ikea cause I refuse to pay $0.05 for a bag!
19. When I think about Christmas being around the corner, I want to become Muslim!!!
20. Eight Is Enough... Obama 08... "Its A Recession"
SPECIAL EDITION...20 WAYS I KNOW I AM LIVING IN A RECESSION...
1. When my favorite quote is "Are you gonna eat that?... Its A Recession"...
2. When I go to a dinner party at a friends house and the next day the host of that party calls me and asks if I took their peanut butter and jelly? "Sure Did... Its A Recession"...
3. When a Patient rather save $15 by getting a silver filing on his 2 front teeth instead of a white filing!
4. When I'm in NJ and I see gas for $2.53 so I empty out all of the half drunk water bottles in my car and ask the attendant to fill'em up!!!... Did He really want me to tip him?
5. H.E. Is Alive... And Well...
6. A chicken nugget from McDonald's fell on the floor of my car and rolled under my seat, I first cried (it was a bad day, nothing was going right) then, I pulled the car over and searched for the nugget... and even found some fries!!! 3 minute rule- Right? Don't Judge Me!!!
7. When I put the cat's water bowl outside so that it can get filled up when it rains!!!... I don't even pay for water!! Lol- I just don't like this freakin Cat!
8. When I'm using the little Dixie cups from my job to drink out of at my house!!! I'm having a house party soon so- BYOPC (Bring Your Own Plastic Cup) lol
9. Had a dream that me and my linesisters robbed a bank- SET IT OFF style (minus Sharde- even in my dreams she would get us caught up) lol! But I actually woke up and was lookin under my pillow for the money!
10. My Landlord called me and left a message saying he was gonna come do an inspection of the smoke detectors in my apartment! That night I realized that I don't even have any smoke detctors, So what did he inspect?! And my hotdougs were gone!!! Things that make u go Mmmmmmmmm....
11. I offered my 7 year old cousins, $0.25 to the winner of the Quick Game... Fatman looked at me and said "What do you think this is? Don't come to me wit less than $5".
12. I'm clockin my toilet paper- Eat ur Mommy's toilet paper NOT mines!!!
13. I went into Rite Aid and saw that they had Top Ramen on sale 15 for $0.96!!! I dropped to my knees to give God all the Glory!
14. Currently Robbing Peter to Pay Paul!
15. I continue to work at a job I hate... Cause that's what u do at the BB-Q!!!
16. When u have to get just one too many wears out of them jeans before you wash them... Don't act like you don't do it!!!
17. A man fell asleep at my register well buying the Wii Fit! When I woke him up, He Said "Thank you calling Comcast, this is Jeff Speaking"... This man is over worked- meanwhile comcast interrupts my service every other day!
18. I bring my own bags to Ikea cause I refuse to pay $0.05 for a bag!
19. When I think about Christmas being around the corner, I want to become Muslim!!!
20. Eight Is Enough... Obama 08... "Its A Recession"
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #49
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #49
1. I'm not scared of Lions, Tigers, Or Bears... But...
2. Is it wrong to wear a Thong to Church??? Inquiring minds need to know before Sunday!!!
3. I pull wisdom teeth all day, from the young and the old, males and females- we don't put you to sleep, TRUST Novocain is all you need. So why did my LB- A GROWN MAN, have to be put to sleep to have his wisdom teeth pulled, on top of that he made his mother come all the way from NY to Philly because she said he has never had major surgery before. lol... I know one thing, If Shondel calls me one more time asking me to come help him get Uncle Bens Rice out of his upper socket, I am gonna kill him!!! lol
4. My LS Sharde Has been POKING me on the Facebook for 2yrs Now... Even on her wedding night... she was poking me instead of her husband... lol... I need her to concede and just give up this war, for her own good!!! Sucka!!! lol
5. My Best friend dropped her cat off at my house over a month ago and asked me to catsit for her... I haven't heard from or seen this jawn since then... It would behove her to not come get this Devil In Claws, he has destroyed my dresses, broken glasses and he watches me sleep... (If I show up missing- the Catness got me!!!) Chas I hope your reading this...
6. I think Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused...
7. So I was restocking sodas at Best Buy towards the end of the night and I dropped a whole case of Coke sodas, So Apparently I thought it was acceptable to put them in the soda case anyway. How was I suppose to know a customer was gonna pick out one and get soda all over himself??? IT was his own fault cause it was 10:01pm and the store closed at 10:00pm... he shouldn't have even been in the store! (btw... I hate late comers that come in the store 10 mins before we close trying to buy a 50in tv thats in the back of the warehouse- for ur shopping conveniences we re-open at 10am in the morning)!!!
8.So the cat likes to play with fire, Why are all of my candle holders that sit on my floor missing the tea light candles that sit inside of them, and I actually watched him put out one of the lit candles with his paw like it was a game. Did I mention that I hate cats???
9.I got my eyes on the sparrow, though my path is narrow, my angel's are shadows...
10. Why did Mr. Joe, one of the Seniors at the Senior Center I volunteer at, bring in a knife last Wednesday- cause he wanted to cut the teacher of his auto shop class cause according to Mr. Joe the teacher ended the class 20 minutes early and didn't allow him to finish his picture frame.... Medal detectors coming to a Senior Center near you!!! lol
11. What is the one thing you would be willing to give up everything for...??? I know my answer...
12. ...MMMmmmm... Why did one of my Patience's ask me to be friends on Facebook... Why did she even look me up??? This makes me Nervous...
13. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,".....THAT'S HER."
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say "I used everything you gave me"
1. I'm not scared of Lions, Tigers, Or Bears... But...
2. Is it wrong to wear a Thong to Church??? Inquiring minds need to know before Sunday!!!
3. I pull wisdom teeth all day, from the young and the old, males and females- we don't put you to sleep, TRUST Novocain is all you need. So why did my LB- A GROWN MAN, have to be put to sleep to have his wisdom teeth pulled, on top of that he made his mother come all the way from NY to Philly because she said he has never had major surgery before. lol... I know one thing, If Shondel calls me one more time asking me to come help him get Uncle Bens Rice out of his upper socket, I am gonna kill him!!! lol
4. My LS Sharde Has been POKING me on the Facebook for 2yrs Now... Even on her wedding night... she was poking me instead of her husband... lol... I need her to concede and just give up this war, for her own good!!! Sucka!!! lol
5. My Best friend dropped her cat off at my house over a month ago and asked me to catsit for her... I haven't heard from or seen this jawn since then... It would behove her to not come get this Devil In Claws, he has destroyed my dresses, broken glasses and he watches me sleep... (If I show up missing- the Catness got me!!!) Chas I hope your reading this...
6. I think Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused...
7. So I was restocking sodas at Best Buy towards the end of the night and I dropped a whole case of Coke sodas, So Apparently I thought it was acceptable to put them in the soda case anyway. How was I suppose to know a customer was gonna pick out one and get soda all over himself??? IT was his own fault cause it was 10:01pm and the store closed at 10:00pm... he shouldn't have even been in the store! (btw... I hate late comers that come in the store 10 mins before we close trying to buy a 50in tv thats in the back of the warehouse- for ur shopping conveniences we re-open at 10am in the morning)!!!
8.So the cat likes to play with fire, Why are all of my candle holders that sit on my floor missing the tea light candles that sit inside of them, and I actually watched him put out one of the lit candles with his paw like it was a game. Did I mention that I hate cats???
9.I got my eyes on the sparrow, though my path is narrow, my angel's are shadows...
10. Why did Mr. Joe, one of the Seniors at the Senior Center I volunteer at, bring in a knife last Wednesday- cause he wanted to cut the teacher of his auto shop class cause according to Mr. Joe the teacher ended the class 20 minutes early and didn't allow him to finish his picture frame.... Medal detectors coming to a Senior Center near you!!! lol
11. What is the one thing you would be willing to give up everything for...??? I know my answer...
12. ...MMMmmmm... Why did one of my Patience's ask me to be friends on Facebook... Why did she even look me up??? This makes me Nervous...
13. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,".....THAT'S HER."
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say "I used everything you gave me"
Friday, October 3, 2008
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #48
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK
1. Every Superwoman, Needs A Superman...
2. I Cut People Off And Beep My Horn at Slow drivers everyday without Thinking Twice About It... Then One Day I'm In The Car Wit My Mother And These Jerks on the road were beeping at her and flying past her and All I Could Think of Is... My Mother Should Not Be on The Road And I would Beep at her 2...lol!!!
3. Did My First Bootleg Cleaning On One Of The Senior Citizens At The Center- It Wasn't All That Bad, I Made A Quick Buck And Her 5 Teeth Are The Cleanest They Have Ever Been! You Better Hurry And Book Ur Appointment... I'm running out of Sterilized Instruments!!!
4. So How old do Lil Boys have to be before their Mothers Stops Making Them Use and come into the Woman's Bathroom with them? This Lil Boy In The Hospital was 10 years old wit a mmustache and a Sidekick...lol
5. There Is Absolutely No Reason That Justifies You Getting Tips Put On Ur Toe Nail(s) And Wit That Being Said... How Much do they charge, And Is A Design Included On The Big Toe?
6. Why Is Best Buy Collecting New And Used Shoes For Some Soul Foundation! Whats Worst then looking at people drop off their stinky shoes is the fact that People Have Been Asking Me All Day How Much Are We Selling Those Old School- High Top- White- Princess Cut- Reebok's For? Please Sir... Just take them!!!
7. Did anyone see my high tech camera in the NEW Tyler Perry Movie- The Family that Prays?... Jockin Ricepatty... My GLOVE will be in a up and coming movie being released in November!!!
8. Why was I at the Nail Salon Getting a pedicure and the Freakin Chinese Lady was nodding off on me- I had to kick her twice. When she was done, I told her in Japanese that since she was only awake for half the Service I was ONLY paying half the fee...
9. Is It Still Considered A Nice Gesture If You Get Someone Thing Only Because U Want To Use It Yourself?... BTW- Surprise, I Got You Something!!!
10. Each One... Teach One...
11. Am I too Old To Learn How To Ride A Skateboard, Maybe I should start with a bike and then down-size?
12. So I was at best buy last night and this woman was standing outside in the rain crying harder than her baby, because her boyfriend apparently dropped her off all the way from North NJ to hook up with some other Jawn... She had no money and no ride and asked me for my help. So me being the person I am, I came out my pockets and gave her cab fare. Don't you know this Wench (Literally) waited 5 mins before walking to her car and driving off... NO MORE MS. NICE GAL!!!
13. I'm Scared to try cuz im scared to fail
I'm scared to die cuz im scared of hell
I'm scared to kiss-scared to hug
I'm scared of sex cuz im scared to touch
I'm scared to look cuz im scared to see
I'm scared of you cuz im scared of me
I'm scared to fly cuz im scared to crash
I'm scared to move on so i live in the past
I'm scared to fight cuz im scared to bleed
I'm scared of love cuz im scared he'll leave
I'm scared of drugs Im scared to drink
I'm scared to swim cuz im scared to sink...
This may sound silly but its true So dont pretend it aint you too We all afraid of something here Cuz you aint human with out fear
~Jazmine Sullivan "FEAR"
1. Every Superwoman, Needs A Superman...
2. I Cut People Off And Beep My Horn at Slow drivers everyday without Thinking Twice About It... Then One Day I'm In The Car Wit My Mother And These Jerks on the road were beeping at her and flying past her and All I Could Think of Is... My Mother Should Not Be on The Road And I would Beep at her 2...lol!!!
3. Did My First Bootleg Cleaning On One Of The Senior Citizens At The Center- It Wasn't All That Bad, I Made A Quick Buck And Her 5 Teeth Are The Cleanest They Have Ever Been! You Better Hurry And Book Ur Appointment... I'm running out of Sterilized Instruments!!!
4. So How old do Lil Boys have to be before their Mothers Stops Making Them Use and come into the Woman's Bathroom with them? This Lil Boy In The Hospital was 10 years old wit a mmustache and a Sidekick...lol
5. There Is Absolutely No Reason That Justifies You Getting Tips Put On Ur Toe Nail(s) And Wit That Being Said... How Much do they charge, And Is A Design Included On The Big Toe?
6. Why Is Best Buy Collecting New And Used Shoes For Some Soul Foundation! Whats Worst then looking at people drop off their stinky shoes is the fact that People Have Been Asking Me All Day How Much Are We Selling Those Old School- High Top- White- Princess Cut- Reebok's For? Please Sir... Just take them!!!
7. Did anyone see my high tech camera in the NEW Tyler Perry Movie- The Family that Prays?... Jockin Ricepatty... My GLOVE will be in a up and coming movie being released in November!!!
8. Why was I at the Nail Salon Getting a pedicure and the Freakin Chinese Lady was nodding off on me- I had to kick her twice. When she was done, I told her in Japanese that since she was only awake for half the Service I was ONLY paying half the fee...
9. Is It Still Considered A Nice Gesture If You Get Someone Thing Only Because U Want To Use It Yourself?... BTW- Surprise, I Got You Something!!!
10. Each One... Teach One...
11. Am I too Old To Learn How To Ride A Skateboard, Maybe I should start with a bike and then down-size?
12. So I was at best buy last night and this woman was standing outside in the rain crying harder than her baby, because her boyfriend apparently dropped her off all the way from North NJ to hook up with some other Jawn... She had no money and no ride and asked me for my help. So me being the person I am, I came out my pockets and gave her cab fare. Don't you know this Wench (Literally) waited 5 mins before walking to her car and driving off... NO MORE MS. NICE GAL!!!
13. I'm Scared to try cuz im scared to fail
I'm scared to die cuz im scared of hell
I'm scared to kiss-scared to hug
I'm scared of sex cuz im scared to touch
I'm scared to look cuz im scared to see
I'm scared of you cuz im scared of me
I'm scared to fly cuz im scared to crash
I'm scared to move on so i live in the past
I'm scared to fight cuz im scared to bleed
I'm scared of love cuz im scared he'll leave
I'm scared of drugs Im scared to drink
I'm scared to swim cuz im scared to sink...
This may sound silly but its true So dont pretend it aint you too We all afraid of something here Cuz you aint human with out fear
~Jazmine Sullivan "FEAR"
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #47
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK
1. I am a Superwoman...
2. Coming Out Of My Job On Friday And I Didnt Know It Was Raining So I Started To Run Down The Stairs To Get To My Car And Dont You Know I Busted My Butt In A Puddle Of Mud!
3. BUSTED... DISGUSTED... AND CANT BE TRUST... So My former Boss at the Real Estate Company really thought it was acceptable to call me this week and tell me he wanted to have a sexual relationship with me in exchange for money? ... HELL TO THE NAH!!! Did I mention how DISGUESTED I am, this really takes the Cake... Please someone erase my mind of this conversation IMMEDIATELY!!!
4. Making that 5 hour drive to Pittsburgh possibly driving like a bat out of Hell- got lil wayne bumpin in the car- everyone jammin to "Ms. Officer" when I hear the real "Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,(Like a cop car)" with lights in my rear view mirrior!
5. ...Continued... So my Linesister (I won't mention which one) tells me to tell the Po-Po that she just got her period and that's why we were speeding like bats out of hell-tryin to get a rest stop! Talkin about-that worked once for her! Hahahaha- Didn't work today Dana!!!
6. When I Think About What I Want To Do, I First Think About What My Enemy Does Not Want Me To Do...
7. Watching My 8 Yr Old Cousin This Weekend And I Ask Him If He Wanted To Call His Mother To Check On Her And This Lil Boy Says "No, I Need Some Time To Myself". What Does This Child Know About Personal Time?
8. Only in Baltimore can you wake up at 8 in the morning to a plate full of crabs!!! I'm missing Bmore already!!!
9. The Name On My Car Insurance Is Your Fault! Lol
10. I am so Blessed to have a Lovely, Beautiful, Thoughtful, Crazy, Mentally Distrubed, God Fearing Family!!! I like to think of myself as the Glue!!!
11. Can you tell me why do they give hurricanes name? PATRICE is coming to a town near you...
12. What do you do if you find $20 in the middle of the street and then some crackhead comes up to you askin you if you found any money? Well I made her identify the $20bill? Nope she couldn't even do it! Finders Keepers...
13. Oh its Something About A Women Thats Wants- But Dont Need You... Thats the Kinda Girl You Need... I AM MISS INDEPENDENT!!!
Love or Hate me... But you will RESPECT ME!!!!
1. I am a Superwoman...
2. Coming Out Of My Job On Friday And I Didnt Know It Was Raining So I Started To Run Down The Stairs To Get To My Car And Dont You Know I Busted My Butt In A Puddle Of Mud!
3. BUSTED... DISGUSTED... AND CANT BE TRUST... So My former Boss at the Real Estate Company really thought it was acceptable to call me this week and tell me he wanted to have a sexual relationship with me in exchange for money? ... HELL TO THE NAH!!! Did I mention how DISGUESTED I am, this really takes the Cake... Please someone erase my mind of this conversation IMMEDIATELY!!!
4. Making that 5 hour drive to Pittsburgh possibly driving like a bat out of Hell- got lil wayne bumpin in the car- everyone jammin to "Ms. Officer" when I hear the real "Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,(Like a cop car)" with lights in my rear view mirrior!
5. ...Continued... So my Linesister (I won't mention which one) tells me to tell the Po-Po that she just got her period and that's why we were speeding like bats out of hell-tryin to get a rest stop! Talkin about-that worked once for her! Hahahaha- Didn't work today Dana!!!
6. When I Think About What I Want To Do, I First Think About What My Enemy Does Not Want Me To Do...
7. Watching My 8 Yr Old Cousin This Weekend And I Ask Him If He Wanted To Call His Mother To Check On Her And This Lil Boy Says "No, I Need Some Time To Myself". What Does This Child Know About Personal Time?
8. Only in Baltimore can you wake up at 8 in the morning to a plate full of crabs!!! I'm missing Bmore already!!!
9. The Name On My Car Insurance Is Your Fault! Lol
10. I am so Blessed to have a Lovely, Beautiful, Thoughtful, Crazy, Mentally Distrubed, God Fearing Family!!! I like to think of myself as the Glue!!!
11. Can you tell me why do they give hurricanes name? PATRICE is coming to a town near you...
12. What do you do if you find $20 in the middle of the street and then some crackhead comes up to you askin you if you found any money? Well I made her identify the $20bill? Nope she couldn't even do it! Finders Keepers...
13. Oh its Something About A Women Thats Wants- But Dont Need You... Thats the Kinda Girl You Need... I AM MISS INDEPENDENT!!!
Love or Hate me... But you will RESPECT ME!!!!
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #46
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK
1. When I can't see you in PERSON... I will See YOU in my DREAMS...
2. Did my co-worker really get in my car wit dodo on the bottom of his shoes? I'm disgusted!
3. My boss and co-worker are on vacation this week so I decided on Thursday to take a nap in the hygiene room, I was knocked out wit ritz crackers in one hand and a ginger ale in the other -Maury was on the television and the answering service on... When the voice of my boss standing over me woke me up and made me want to pee my pants... I still have a job tho- I think!?!?!?!
4. I just had the best Grilled Cheese... Ummmm ummmm Good!!!
5. CRAZINESS... So my EX friend and I haven't spoke since New Years- Why? I wish I knew! I have been calling, texting, and writing this dude and still no response! So I sent him a text msg saying hey I know we haven't talked in a while but I have some Eagle tickets so hit me up if u want them and don't you know this JERK responses back and says "what game are the tickets for and how much do you want for them?" It has been 9 months and this is what gets a reaction from you? My bottom lip is on the floor and I am Speechless!!!
6. The Real Art of Conversation is not only to say the Right thing at the Right place but to leave unsaid the Wrong things at the Tempting Moment!!!
7. Why is it when you are in traffic and you notice that the lane next to you is moving faster- you switch lanes and all of a sudden that lane is now moving slower and your former lane is speeding down the highway now and you can't get back over?
8. Accidentally deleted 5 patience and 3 payment records in the " My Dental" software on the office computer... I was just trying to play Free Cell on the computer, can't wait until my co-worker comes back so I can blame this stuff on her!
9.GOOD, BETTER, BEST... Never let it REST until your Good gets Better, and your Better gets BEST...
10. Is it strange that I have no idea what my boss' teeth look like? He never takes off the darn mask... I wonder if he cleans his own teeth- I sure do? BTW I are ready to perform my first bootleg cleaning out of my house, my tools of choice are growing day by day so and YES I can do Whitenings!!!!
11. Oh Gosh... Now I have to fight with the school buses to get to work on time... I would like to make the person who came up wit the idea of given them their own mini stop sign- kick rock wit no shoes and no socks on... Lol
12. This might sound sappy- But I miss my Linesisters- Its only been 2 months since the five of us were together and I am going through heavy withdrawal!!! :( I can't wait until VEGAS_ whenever that is?!!!
13. The Only Way Its Gonna Work Is If You Love Me Even When It Hurts...~Brand New Avant
"I always tell the truth even when I Lie" ~ Scarface
1. When I can't see you in PERSON... I will See YOU in my DREAMS...
2. Did my co-worker really get in my car wit dodo on the bottom of his shoes? I'm disgusted!
3. My boss and co-worker are on vacation this week so I decided on Thursday to take a nap in the hygiene room, I was knocked out wit ritz crackers in one hand and a ginger ale in the other -Maury was on the television and the answering service on... When the voice of my boss standing over me woke me up and made me want to pee my pants... I still have a job tho- I think!?!?!?!
4. I just had the best Grilled Cheese... Ummmm ummmm Good!!!
5. CRAZINESS... So my EX friend and I haven't spoke since New Years- Why? I wish I knew! I have been calling, texting, and writing this dude and still no response! So I sent him a text msg saying hey I know we haven't talked in a while but I have some Eagle tickets so hit me up if u want them and don't you know this JERK responses back and says "what game are the tickets for and how much do you want for them?" It has been 9 months and this is what gets a reaction from you? My bottom lip is on the floor and I am Speechless!!!
6. The Real Art of Conversation is not only to say the Right thing at the Right place but to leave unsaid the Wrong things at the Tempting Moment!!!
7. Why is it when you are in traffic and you notice that the lane next to you is moving faster- you switch lanes and all of a sudden that lane is now moving slower and your former lane is speeding down the highway now and you can't get back over?
8. Accidentally deleted 5 patience and 3 payment records in the " My Dental" software on the office computer... I was just trying to play Free Cell on the computer, can't wait until my co-worker comes back so I can blame this stuff on her!
9.GOOD, BETTER, BEST... Never let it REST until your Good gets Better, and your Better gets BEST...
10. Is it strange that I have no idea what my boss' teeth look like? He never takes off the darn mask... I wonder if he cleans his own teeth- I sure do? BTW I are ready to perform my first bootleg cleaning out of my house, my tools of choice are growing day by day so and YES I can do Whitenings!!!!
11. Oh Gosh... Now I have to fight with the school buses to get to work on time... I would like to make the person who came up wit the idea of given them their own mini stop sign- kick rock wit no shoes and no socks on... Lol
12. This might sound sappy- But I miss my Linesisters- Its only been 2 months since the five of us were together and I am going through heavy withdrawal!!! :( I can't wait until VEGAS_ whenever that is?!!!
13. The Only Way Its Gonna Work Is If You Love Me Even When It Hurts...~Brand New Avant
"I always tell the truth even when I Lie" ~ Scarface
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #45
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 8/30/08
1. I asked the QUESTION "Why have I been so Blessed with a great Life and Wonderful Love ones?" - GOD is the ANSWER :) !!!
2. Are times really that hard? Did I really just check the pay phone for left change?
3. Had a patient last week that decided he wanted to sleep in the dental chair after getting his procedure, so I told him he was fine and could stay seated if he wanted! So I left the room and shut the door! I left work that Monday at 8'clock pm and headed home, then as I was pulling up in front of my door, I get a call from security saying that the alarm in the office is going off! So I drive all the way back to Bryn Mawr to find this fool still asleep in room! Sir you don't have to go home, But...
4. Ms. Lee asked me to go to the Dollar Tree and get her a pregnancy test! This jawn is 72 years old... And why does she know that the Dollar Tree sells pregnancy test? Stick around for the results...
5. Is it Bad that my car has Triple Delta Para? I must be the reason they came up wit the 2 piece max rule!!!
6. Has America completely forgot about the THANK YOU Signal (when you let another driver get in front of you on the road, they should put their hand up to signal thank you)!!! How RUDE!!! However- don't give me the wave when I clearly had no intentions of letting you over...
7. The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called JESUS, you will make it to a place called Success.
8. So I am sittin at the pump for 20 mins waiting for someone to come pump my gas when I realized that I'm not in NJ and its self service- Jersey spoils me!
9. Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change... EIGHT IS ENOUGH!!! OBAMA 08 YALL!!!!
10. Wanna know the story behind the GLOVE??? To be Honest... There is None! I'm just Random- You should know this by now! My Glove brings all the boys to the yard...
11. Am I the ONLY 25 year old that still works on their Rubber band Ball? So what- I don't Care, Ima make the Guinness Book of World Records someday!
12. Went to the bathroom in the center to wash my hands and some woman was in the bathroom and was yelling for me (anyone) to get her some toilet paper! She had her hand reached out under neath the stall- when I went to put the toilet paper roll in her hand she had poop all over her fingers! I was so disgusted! I dropped the toilet paper, kicked it to her and then ran out the bathroom! :(
13. CHECK OUT MY BLOG... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT!!!
http://ricepatty13.blogspot.com/
There are two days that I do not worry about YESTERDAY and TOMORROW...
1. I asked the QUESTION "Why have I been so Blessed with a great Life and Wonderful Love ones?" - GOD is the ANSWER :) !!!
2. Are times really that hard? Did I really just check the pay phone for left change?
3. Had a patient last week that decided he wanted to sleep in the dental chair after getting his procedure, so I told him he was fine and could stay seated if he wanted! So I left the room and shut the door! I left work that Monday at 8'clock pm and headed home, then as I was pulling up in front of my door, I get a call from security saying that the alarm in the office is going off! So I drive all the way back to Bryn Mawr to find this fool still asleep in room! Sir you don't have to go home, But...
4. Ms. Lee asked me to go to the Dollar Tree and get her a pregnancy test! This jawn is 72 years old... And why does she know that the Dollar Tree sells pregnancy test? Stick around for the results...
5. Is it Bad that my car has Triple Delta Para? I must be the reason they came up wit the 2 piece max rule!!!
6. Has America completely forgot about the THANK YOU Signal (when you let another driver get in front of you on the road, they should put their hand up to signal thank you)!!! How RUDE!!! However- don't give me the wave when I clearly had no intentions of letting you over...
7. The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called JESUS, you will make it to a place called Success.
8. So I am sittin at the pump for 20 mins waiting for someone to come pump my gas when I realized that I'm not in NJ and its self service- Jersey spoils me!
9. Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change... EIGHT IS ENOUGH!!! OBAMA 08 YALL!!!!
10. Wanna know the story behind the GLOVE??? To be Honest... There is None! I'm just Random- You should know this by now! My Glove brings all the boys to the yard...
11. Am I the ONLY 25 year old that still works on their Rubber band Ball? So what- I don't Care, Ima make the Guinness Book of World Records someday!
12. Went to the bathroom in the center to wash my hands and some woman was in the bathroom and was yelling for me (anyone) to get her some toilet paper! She had her hand reached out under neath the stall- when I went to put the toilet paper roll in her hand she had poop all over her fingers! I was so disgusted! I dropped the toilet paper, kicked it to her and then ran out the bathroom! :(
13. CHECK OUT MY BLOG... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT!!!
http://ricepatty13.blogspot.com/
There are two days that I do not worry about YESTERDAY and TOMORROW...
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