RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 3/28/08
1. I am in Love wit the Jabba WockeeZ!!!
2. I almost fought a Cat the other day... He ran up on my while I was getting out of my car... it was about to be a rap for his life!!!
3. I called my FORMER boss to see if he finished with my tax papers and this jerk pretended like he didn't know me... saying things like "who", "from where", "say ur name again" ... Ummm what would P. Diddy Call this...????
4. At this point I was disgusted, busted and couldn't be trusted...lol *Shy’s voice from Flavor of Love 3*
5. When I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the girl at the counter. "You don't?" I said. "We only have 6, 9, or 12," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order 6?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered 6 McNuggets! lol
6. Who still eats peeps and when did candy corn become Easter candy?
7.The other day I see this distraught young lady weeping beside her car. So I asked her if she need some help and she told me that she forgot to get the batteries changed in her remote control door unlocker so now she couldn't get into her car. So I was going to call a lock smith for her when I looked at her remote thingy and handing from it were her car keys. You have to be kidding me, so I took the key and manually unlocked the door. lol... this happened to me 2 years ago!!!
8. Got my cell phone bill today :( ... It must have been a typo... a typo... a typo... it must have been a typo...it can't be true!!!
9. Went to someones house and they still had Mr & Mrs. Claus in the front window, a lit Christmas tree in the living room with gifts under it and elf's everywhere... so I may a comment of "I see yall are ready for Christmas", & don't you know they seriously said to me "We don't celebrate Christmas"... Im confused!!!
10. Prosperity makes friends... adversity tries them... (are we even friends?)
11. I watched I am Legend... Only Will Smith could have played that role... "I was saving that Bacon"...lol
12. So I teach home fire safety as my new job, I had my mentee lil sister wit me last week and I taught her about home fire safety including demonstrating a fire to her and putting it out with one of our fire extinguishers... don't you know this jawn went to school yesterday and set her notebook on fire in the lunchroom? Now I am in trouble and I have to go to the Principal's office today :( Guess I should have said- don't try this at home, I'm a professional!!!
13. Love makes you do stupid things... why?
"Love is the only thing worth it" ~Patrice
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #27
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 3/21/08
1. "I love me some HIM" (a throwback)...lol I bet you think this song is about YOU!!!
2. I am so confused why I am not going to the Heart of the City tour :*(
3. Im at Best Buy last Sunday and I see my former boss... why was he there? Was he looking for me? Is he stalking me now? Well I didn't stay for an answer, I did a triple jump to the last register, a back flip through media, huddles over wireless, pole vaulted over MP3s and shot puttin my tail into home theatre!!!! I wonder if he saw me?
4. Don't you hate it when the car driving in front of you goes so slow that they make it through the light and you don't?
5. So I went to the car wash to get my car and back seats cleaned, I got out of the car while they ran my car through the car wash and when I went to the front to pick up my car it was gone???? *Dumbfounded at this point* so I asked the lil Mexican towel guys but they didnt speak English :( I finally found someone who told me that they ran out of shampoo to do my back seats so this fool used my car to go to RiteAid to get more shampoo!!! Does he know thats GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!!
6. Took that fool 30 minutes to come back wit my car... I screamed, I threw things, I threaten to press charges, then I looked in my car... He cleaned the hell out of my seats...lol... Thank you sir!!! But got my money back, NEVER going there again (6th & Girard)!!!
7. And another thang... How do you say "I know I had change in my cup holder" in Spanish?
8. If one more person in a wheelchair offers to give me a ride I am gonna scream... and saying that you have Central Air does not impress me!!! (His wheelchair was fly... he was riding on 17's)
9. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
10. Im on the train and the guy sitting right next to me was passing gas and loving it... took getting high on your own supply to a new level...lol
11. Love is like Quick Sand, The Deeper you fall, The Harder it is to get Out...
12. So I am always ashy... I have dry skin... Yes, I put on lotion....SO please do not try to apply your personal saliva to my skin to see the change in color... *In my Best Katt Williams Voice* "I have had this skin all day and it has been bothered me yet"
13. Im Livin two Different Lifes...
"Peace, Be Still"
1. "I love me some HIM" (a throwback)...lol I bet you think this song is about YOU!!!
2. I am so confused why I am not going to the Heart of the City tour :*(
3. Im at Best Buy last Sunday and I see my former boss... why was he there? Was he looking for me? Is he stalking me now? Well I didn't stay for an answer, I did a triple jump to the last register, a back flip through media, huddles over wireless, pole vaulted over MP3s and shot puttin my tail into home theatre!!!! I wonder if he saw me?
4. Don't you hate it when the car driving in front of you goes so slow that they make it through the light and you don't?
5. So I went to the car wash to get my car and back seats cleaned, I got out of the car while they ran my car through the car wash and when I went to the front to pick up my car it was gone???? *Dumbfounded at this point* so I asked the lil Mexican towel guys but they didnt speak English :( I finally found someone who told me that they ran out of shampoo to do my back seats so this fool used my car to go to RiteAid to get more shampoo!!! Does he know thats GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!!
6. Took that fool 30 minutes to come back wit my car... I screamed, I threw things, I threaten to press charges, then I looked in my car... He cleaned the hell out of my seats...lol... Thank you sir!!! But got my money back, NEVER going there again (6th & Girard)!!!
7. And another thang... How do you say "I know I had change in my cup holder" in Spanish?
8. If one more person in a wheelchair offers to give me a ride I am gonna scream... and saying that you have Central Air does not impress me!!! (His wheelchair was fly... he was riding on 17's)
9. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
10. Im on the train and the guy sitting right next to me was passing gas and loving it... took getting high on your own supply to a new level...lol
11. Love is like Quick Sand, The Deeper you fall, The Harder it is to get Out...
12. So I am always ashy... I have dry skin... Yes, I put on lotion....SO please do not try to apply your personal saliva to my skin to see the change in color... *In my Best Katt Williams Voice* "I have had this skin all day and it has been bothered me yet"
13. Im Livin two Different Lifes...
"Peace, Be Still"
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #26
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 3/14
1. I get a text message on Wed. from an unknown number saying "what ever happened with you and your Real Estate job?... so I replied who are you? How did you get my number? and How do you know about my job? They responded back saying you don't know me but my friend Sara sends me your random thoughts that you send to her friend, and I am just fiendin to know what happened on Friday?
Outrageous.... BUT Can someone please make sure Sara gets this to her friend? lol... CRAZINESS!!!
2. So my FORMER boss is bipolar... he asked me last Thursday to stay for another 2 weeks because the office desperately needed me and he was gonna pay me double my pay. Friday came around and he started yelling at me saying that I was selfish for wanting to leave the office and that I would never find another employer like him. That's when I went to the computer, deleted all the work I did there for the past 2 years, grabbed my bottle of sanitizer, and told him he was CRAZY...AND WALKED OUT!!!
3. He calls me an hour later to ask if I was coming in on Monday?... Was he SERIOUS? lol
4. I can see clearly now, the Rain is gone, I can see all the Obstacles that come my way!!!! :)
5. I was at the postoffice on Tuesday and this Crackhead was on her boost mobile phone telling the crackhead on the other end that she was at the bank trying to make a withdrawal... I immediately left, anything could have happened when she got to the teller and realized it wasn't a bank!
6. I found out yesterday that Wrestling was fake... my whole childhood seems like a lie now :(
7. Have you ever drivin somewhere and wondered How you got there.... like you know you drove but you don't remember the drive?
8. I wonder if Maury ever thought about having his show backstage because that is where everyone ends up at anyway? I should write him and give him some ideas...
9. I got pulled over by the cops yesterday, so as I slid my seat belt on and dropped my cell phone I was approached by 2 huge undercover cops? One of them came to my door, trying to flirt with me and then says "Hey when and where did you become a Delta? We bruhz from Mu Chapter" ... They must not know that I am from a Kappa loving chapter!!! lol j/k
10. I drove down 16th and Cecil B. Moore this week and it looks like a jail house yard... cause they have weight benches and weights outside in the middle of the day and it looks like everyone is on steroids.
11. I am so confused why they let Lil Mama be on American Best Dance Crew? Who is she? She had one hit! She can't even dance! And why does she wear that hat?
12. Have you ever seen the Grand Canon? Well its located on 18th and Susquehanna, I was almost ejected from my car when I hit that hole!!! And there is a lil boy waiting to snatch up your hubcap!!!
13. Did you ever play the game MASH when you were a kid... I just played and ended up with y.o.u., living in a shack with 2 kids, driving a orange galant... Not how I pictured our future... but hey it works for me!!!!
http://www.playmash.com/
"To whom much is GIVEN, much is REQUIRED"
1. I get a text message on Wed. from an unknown number saying "what ever happened with you and your Real Estate job?... so I replied who are you? How did you get my number? and How do you know about my job? They responded back saying you don't know me but my friend Sara sends me your random thoughts that you send to her friend, and I am just fiendin to know what happened on Friday?
Outrageous.... BUT Can someone please make sure Sara gets this to her friend? lol... CRAZINESS!!!
2. So my FORMER boss is bipolar... he asked me last Thursday to stay for another 2 weeks because the office desperately needed me and he was gonna pay me double my pay. Friday came around and he started yelling at me saying that I was selfish for wanting to leave the office and that I would never find another employer like him. That's when I went to the computer, deleted all the work I did there for the past 2 years, grabbed my bottle of sanitizer, and told him he was CRAZY...AND WALKED OUT!!!
3. He calls me an hour later to ask if I was coming in on Monday?... Was he SERIOUS? lol
4. I can see clearly now, the Rain is gone, I can see all the Obstacles that come my way!!!! :)
5. I was at the postoffice on Tuesday and this Crackhead was on her boost mobile phone telling the crackhead on the other end that she was at the bank trying to make a withdrawal... I immediately left, anything could have happened when she got to the teller and realized it wasn't a bank!
6. I found out yesterday that Wrestling was fake... my whole childhood seems like a lie now :(
7. Have you ever drivin somewhere and wondered How you got there.... like you know you drove but you don't remember the drive?
8. I wonder if Maury ever thought about having his show backstage because that is where everyone ends up at anyway? I should write him and give him some ideas...
9. I got pulled over by the cops yesterday, so as I slid my seat belt on and dropped my cell phone I was approached by 2 huge undercover cops? One of them came to my door, trying to flirt with me and then says "Hey when and where did you become a Delta? We bruhz from Mu Chapter" ... They must not know that I am from a Kappa loving chapter!!! lol j/k
10. I drove down 16th and Cecil B. Moore this week and it looks like a jail house yard... cause they have weight benches and weights outside in the middle of the day and it looks like everyone is on steroids.
11. I am so confused why they let Lil Mama be on American Best Dance Crew? Who is she? She had one hit! She can't even dance! And why does she wear that hat?
12. Have you ever seen the Grand Canon? Well its located on 18th and Susquehanna, I was almost ejected from my car when I hit that hole!!! And there is a lil boy waiting to snatch up your hubcap!!!
13. Did you ever play the game MASH when you were a kid... I just played and ended up with y.o.u., living in a shack with 2 kids, driving a orange galant... Not how I pictured our future... but hey it works for me!!!!
http://www.playmash.com/
"To whom much is GIVEN, much is REQUIRED"
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #25
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 2/29/08
1. I have been watching season 1 of the tv show HEROES on dvd... and every morning I wake up thinking that I have the superhero power to stop time (like on my alarm clock)... shhh!!!! I am trusting you with my secret!!!
2. I compromise because I am not use to getting my way... I don't get my way because I compromise! It has to stop somewhere, SOONER OR LATER!
3. So yesterday I set out a jar of peanuts to snack on throughout the day at work... (ima snacker)... so dont you know half way through the day I caught my boss' over sized, boogie hands in my peanut jar?... Did this fool think this was acceptable, doesn't he remember we are beefin? And it was cashews... they are expensive!
4. My boss interviewed 3 people for my position on Thursday... made for a very interesting day!
Candidate #1: Sophia- 26 yrs old, Spanish and doesn't speak good English (but I am ESL..lol), very nice girl but she was chewing gum and popping it the whole interview, my boss was so ticked he handed her a tissue and asked her to discard of the gum! Did I mention she brought her child to the interview and I was forced to babysit? UMMM- NO DEAL!!!
5.Candidate #2: LaTanya- 21 yrs old, White Muslim! Did I mention that my boss hates Muslims? (Most people hate what they don't know anything about) The whole interview he was asking her why she decided to convert and the poor girl was trying to tell him that she was born a Muslim and he was basically calling her a liar. So after she proceeds to educate him on her religion, and he tell her about the responsibilities of the position she says that she doesn't know how to type! Ummm NO DEAL!!!
6. Candidate #3: Danielle, 22 yrs old, African American female, in her sophomore year at Community College, no kids, types 45 wpm- so your asking what is the problem... well 2 minutes into the interview my boss starts sneezing and getting real sick, apparently Danielle has a cat and my boss is deadly allergic to cats and the jawn is missing one of her front teeth. So he asks her will she be willing to get rid of her tooth? hahahaha... he mention to say cat... I was embarrassed for him!She handled it very well and tells him NO! Then she says isn't there medicine you can take, and he tells her there aren't there other jobs you can take... Ummmm END OF INTERVIEW!!!
7. You never miss a good thing until its gone! And I am half way out the door!!!
8. Have you ever wondered if the light stays on or goes off when the refrigerator door is closed and why dont they put a light in the freezer? Is my fridge out-dated?
9. My boss is currently telling me about how yesterday he dropped a paper behind his desk and thinks he got bit by a mouse.... All I am thinking is... And you still decided to put your hands in my peanut jar?!!!
10. I am having a really bad week... but in typical PATRICE fashion, I have been trying to Please everyone but myself this week... :(
11. Love is Friendship set on FIRE...Ummm!!!
12. So I have a huge apartment to myself... so last night I woke up out my sleep because I thought I heard someone in my place, but I was so sleepy that I decided getting up would not stop a robber...lol... so i laid in my bed like I was invisitible (lol)!!! O you didn't know that was also one of my superhero powers? lol... :)
13. Either Love Me, Or Leave Me Alone...
'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you ..'
1. I have been watching season 1 of the tv show HEROES on dvd... and every morning I wake up thinking that I have the superhero power to stop time (like on my alarm clock)... shhh!!!! I am trusting you with my secret!!!
2. I compromise because I am not use to getting my way... I don't get my way because I compromise! It has to stop somewhere, SOONER OR LATER!
3. So yesterday I set out a jar of peanuts to snack on throughout the day at work... (ima snacker)... so dont you know half way through the day I caught my boss' over sized, boogie hands in my peanut jar?... Did this fool think this was acceptable, doesn't he remember we are beefin? And it was cashews... they are expensive!
4. My boss interviewed 3 people for my position on Thursday... made for a very interesting day!
Candidate #1: Sophia- 26 yrs old, Spanish and doesn't speak good English (but I am ESL..lol), very nice girl but she was chewing gum and popping it the whole interview, my boss was so ticked he handed her a tissue and asked her to discard of the gum! Did I mention she brought her child to the interview and I was forced to babysit? UMMM- NO DEAL!!!
5.Candidate #2: LaTanya- 21 yrs old, White Muslim! Did I mention that my boss hates Muslims? (Most people hate what they don't know anything about) The whole interview he was asking her why she decided to convert and the poor girl was trying to tell him that she was born a Muslim and he was basically calling her a liar. So after she proceeds to educate him on her religion, and he tell her about the responsibilities of the position she says that she doesn't know how to type! Ummm NO DEAL!!!
6. Candidate #3: Danielle, 22 yrs old, African American female, in her sophomore year at Community College, no kids, types 45 wpm- so your asking what is the problem... well 2 minutes into the interview my boss starts sneezing and getting real sick, apparently Danielle has a cat and my boss is deadly allergic to cats and the jawn is missing one of her front teeth. So he asks her will she be willing to get rid of her tooth? hahahaha... he mention to say cat... I was embarrassed for him!She handled it very well and tells him NO! Then she says isn't there medicine you can take, and he tells her there aren't there other jobs you can take... Ummmm END OF INTERVIEW!!!
7. You never miss a good thing until its gone! And I am half way out the door!!!
8. Have you ever wondered if the light stays on or goes off when the refrigerator door is closed and why dont they put a light in the freezer? Is my fridge out-dated?
9. My boss is currently telling me about how yesterday he dropped a paper behind his desk and thinks he got bit by a mouse.... All I am thinking is... And you still decided to put your hands in my peanut jar?!!!
10. I am having a really bad week... but in typical PATRICE fashion, I have been trying to Please everyone but myself this week... :(
11. Love is Friendship set on FIRE...Ummm!!!
12. So I have a huge apartment to myself... so last night I woke up out my sleep because I thought I heard someone in my place, but I was so sleepy that I decided getting up would not stop a robber...lol... so i laid in my bed like I was invisitible (lol)!!! O you didn't know that was also one of my superhero powers? lol... :)
13. Either Love Me, Or Leave Me Alone...
'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you ..'
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #24
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 2/22/08
1. I woke up today feeling pretty lucky... I even put on my lucky red and white socks, you know- the one with the hole in the big toe!!!
2. Something is special about the date 2/22/08 but I just can't remember what? Ummm this is gonna bother me all day!
3. My boss blacked on me on Thursday so I put in my 2 weeks, then he decided to not pay me, So I prayed to God to stop me from wanting to BLOW UP the office the following day ... and wouldn't you know it Snowed on Friday and I didn't have to go to work!!!!! THE LORD IS GOOD!!!
4. So now I am looking on Craigslist for a new job and wouldn't you know, my current job was listed on craigslist? lol... so I made up 10 fake email addresses and I emailed the office requesting an interview!!! I have 3 appointments for Wednesday! HAHAHA!!!
5. If someone caught you off guard then you were never really on guard in the first place... stop... Think About It!!!
6. I have been thinking about my life and the things that make me happy... and I have come to the conclusion that I need to get a pair of the light-up LA GEARs!! They were the bomb.com back in the day!!!
7. I was asked the other day if I could ask anyone one questions and get a honest reply out of them who would I pick? I picked you, the question was why me?
8. I am sitting in the hair salon last weekend and there was a grown woman under the dyer, sucking her thumb talking about she doesn't know why she can't keep a man?... Ummm Let me mind my business!
9. Im at Fridays the restaurant on City Line Ave last week and random people kept running out on their bills, it wasn't until I had waited for 2 hours to locate my waitress did I understand why people were just walking out!!! I felt like I had been there for 3 months *In my best Katt Williams Voice* "Ms. I just wanna go home"!
10. My boss's wife birthday is tomorrow, I think I am gonna bring her in one of the random gifts he has given me! I wonder if that will upset him? I dont think I am committed to these 2 weeks!
11. Driving home from work last night, and I pull up to this Old Koren Woman who was in her car blasting her music and as she turns to look at me she says "Ya Trick Ya"!!! Hahaha I could not stop laughing!
12. I need a vacation or a bbq hotdoug right now!! Either will do!
13. It's not the load that breaks you down, its how you carry it :)
"You hurt me so bad, but maybe its my fault because I stuck around too long" ~ All aspects of life!!!
1. I woke up today feeling pretty lucky... I even put on my lucky red and white socks, you know- the one with the hole in the big toe!!!
2. Something is special about the date 2/22/08 but I just can't remember what? Ummm this is gonna bother me all day!
3. My boss blacked on me on Thursday so I put in my 2 weeks, then he decided to not pay me, So I prayed to God to stop me from wanting to BLOW UP the office the following day ... and wouldn't you know it Snowed on Friday and I didn't have to go to work!!!!! THE LORD IS GOOD!!!
4. So now I am looking on Craigslist for a new job and wouldn't you know, my current job was listed on craigslist? lol... so I made up 10 fake email addresses and I emailed the office requesting an interview!!! I have 3 appointments for Wednesday! HAHAHA!!!
5. If someone caught you off guard then you were never really on guard in the first place... stop... Think About It!!!
6. I have been thinking about my life and the things that make me happy... and I have come to the conclusion that I need to get a pair of the light-up LA GEARs!! They were the bomb.com back in the day!!!
7. I was asked the other day if I could ask anyone one questions and get a honest reply out of them who would I pick? I picked you, the question was why me?
8. I am sitting in the hair salon last weekend and there was a grown woman under the dyer, sucking her thumb talking about she doesn't know why she can't keep a man?... Ummm Let me mind my business!
9. Im at Fridays the restaurant on City Line Ave last week and random people kept running out on their bills, it wasn't until I had waited for 2 hours to locate my waitress did I understand why people were just walking out!!! I felt like I had been there for 3 months *In my best Katt Williams Voice* "Ms. I just wanna go home"!
10. My boss's wife birthday is tomorrow, I think I am gonna bring her in one of the random gifts he has given me! I wonder if that will upset him? I dont think I am committed to these 2 weeks!
11. Driving home from work last night, and I pull up to this Old Koren Woman who was in her car blasting her music and as she turns to look at me she says "Ya Trick Ya"!!! Hahaha I could not stop laughing!
12. I need a vacation or a bbq hotdoug right now!! Either will do!
13. It's not the load that breaks you down, its how you carry it :)
"You hurt me so bad, but maybe its my fault because I stuck around too long" ~ All aspects of life!!!
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #23
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 2/15/08
1.If you would not be forgotten, As soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worthy reading, or do things worthy writing :)
2. So I keep setting myself up wit these little cat-naps... I set my alarm last night for 15mins... I woke up 4 hours later confused but well-rested. The worst part is that I had nothing to do last night so why didn't I just go to bed?
3. Have you ever notice that when someone is reading out loud, they get REAL quiet when they get to a word that they cant pronounce... now all of a sudden they want to read to themselves. lol
4. My boss had me order 3 dozen roses and a bracelet from Tiffany's for Valentines day....
5. I asked my boss' wife on Friday what did she get for V-Day and she said a dozen roses and some books... I knew that Hoe wasn't getting that Tiffany's bracelet for his wife... and who got the other 2 dozen roses :-( Ima call CHEATERS for her!
6. If you find a path with no obstacle, it probably doesn't lead anywhere... well wit all of my obstacles I must be going somewhere!!!
7. Im at Best Buy on Monday (the windiest day ever) and I was walking to my car, when I heard this grown man in a wheelchair screaming because his car was at the top of the parking lot but the wind had blew him to end the of the parking lot. He was so scared but I was in no position to help him, I barely made it to my car.
8. So I am in the Heart of North Philadelphia, on this block that is nicknamed "the wire" for a reason... I see this school bus pull over in front of this known boarded-up crack-house, I watch the bus driver get out the bus, and slide under the broken front door. This fool comes out 15 minutes later with 2 other fiends lookin like nothing was nothing wrong with his lunch break stop... Im so FED-UP with Philly!
9. I know this elementary school teacher that arm-wrestles her kids for a bucket of chicken... damn shame!!! lol
10. I told my boss a number of times that I am allergic to oranges and coconuts... so why is this fool standing over me piling an orange and drinking a pina colada smoothie? I HATE HIM!!!
11. I am driving pass the PPA (Philadelphia Parking Authority) this weekend and this man was so mad that they towed his van that he decided to protest the PPA by standing outside naked with the words "The PPA sucks -> with the arrow pointing down" on his chest. Yeah, I left as he was being arrested... catch him on Parking Meter Wars!!!
12. Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like... Hope to see you at the ball tomorrow!!!
13. Im Everywhere... U ain't neva there....
"I freed thousands of slaves. I could have freed thousands more, if they had known they were slaves" ~Harriet Tubman
1.If you would not be forgotten, As soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worthy reading, or do things worthy writing :)
2. So I keep setting myself up wit these little cat-naps... I set my alarm last night for 15mins... I woke up 4 hours later confused but well-rested. The worst part is that I had nothing to do last night so why didn't I just go to bed?
3. Have you ever notice that when someone is reading out loud, they get REAL quiet when they get to a word that they cant pronounce... now all of a sudden they want to read to themselves. lol
4. My boss had me order 3 dozen roses and a bracelet from Tiffany's for Valentines day....
5. I asked my boss' wife on Friday what did she get for V-Day and she said a dozen roses and some books... I knew that Hoe wasn't getting that Tiffany's bracelet for his wife... and who got the other 2 dozen roses :-( Ima call CHEATERS for her!
6. If you find a path with no obstacle, it probably doesn't lead anywhere... well wit all of my obstacles I must be going somewhere!!!
7. Im at Best Buy on Monday (the windiest day ever) and I was walking to my car, when I heard this grown man in a wheelchair screaming because his car was at the top of the parking lot but the wind had blew him to end the of the parking lot. He was so scared but I was in no position to help him, I barely made it to my car.
8. So I am in the Heart of North Philadelphia, on this block that is nicknamed "the wire" for a reason... I see this school bus pull over in front of this known boarded-up crack-house, I watch the bus driver get out the bus, and slide under the broken front door. This fool comes out 15 minutes later with 2 other fiends lookin like nothing was nothing wrong with his lunch break stop... Im so FED-UP with Philly!
9. I know this elementary school teacher that arm-wrestles her kids for a bucket of chicken... damn shame!!! lol
10. I told my boss a number of times that I am allergic to oranges and coconuts... so why is this fool standing over me piling an orange and drinking a pina colada smoothie? I HATE HIM!!!
11. I am driving pass the PPA (Philadelphia Parking Authority) this weekend and this man was so mad that they towed his van that he decided to protest the PPA by standing outside naked with the words "The PPA sucks -> with the arrow pointing down" on his chest. Yeah, I left as he was being arrested... catch him on Parking Meter Wars!!!
12. Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like... Hope to see you at the ball tomorrow!!!
13. Im Everywhere... U ain't neva there....
"I freed thousands of slaves. I could have freed thousands more, if they had known they were slaves" ~Harriet Tubman
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #22
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 2/1/2007
1. Love yourself enough to set the standard for those who wish to love you in return...
2. I am giving H.I.M. up for lent...
3. Someone called my job yesterday and said she wanted to check on the status of her employment application... now there are only 3 positions at my job (my boss's position, his wife's position and mines)... and 2 of them are permentant! So I did the responsible thing and told her she had the wrong number!!!
4. So I must not understand this lent thing, because I told my friend to tell h.i.m. I said hello yesterday... CAN I START OVER?
5. So a mistress posts an hitman ad on craiglist... I wondering what other services they are offering on craiglist?!?!
6. I watched a cat and a squirell fight yesterday over a slice of pepperoni pizza... who would have known that philly animals would like pork?
7. So my linesister thinks that I waste bottled sodas and juices too much so i had 3 capri suns the other day that I did not completely finish... do you know she milked my capri suns into one bottle and put it in the fridge for me.
8. The block I work on is a one way street, well the one way sign fell down 2 weeks ago and now it has become a two way street... like its acceptable now, people drive and park as though its always been a two-way street... I'm I the only one that thinks that the absence of a sign does not mean you do what you want?
9. Caught my boss lookin at dirty magazines again, he left it in a folder that he wanted me to work on today... I made sure I left it in a place his wife could find it...see the attached picture!
10. Fear knocked on my door... but my faith answered... and wouldn't you know, no one was there!
11. Just a thought... women play with sex to get love, men play with love to get sex...
12. I have never had a good VALENTINE'S DAY... I know its just another day on the calendar like any other... but Im tired of saying maybe next year!!! :(
13. I am lookin for something GREAT in 08, something FINE in 09, but I will take what I can get today... so make a way!!!
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us"
1. Love yourself enough to set the standard for those who wish to love you in return...
2. I am giving H.I.M. up for lent...
3. Someone called my job yesterday and said she wanted to check on the status of her employment application... now there are only 3 positions at my job (my boss's position, his wife's position and mines)... and 2 of them are permentant! So I did the responsible thing and told her she had the wrong number!!!
4. So I must not understand this lent thing, because I told my friend to tell h.i.m. I said hello yesterday... CAN I START OVER?
5. So a mistress posts an hitman ad on craiglist... I wondering what other services they are offering on craiglist?!?!
6. I watched a cat and a squirell fight yesterday over a slice of pepperoni pizza... who would have known that philly animals would like pork?
7. So my linesister thinks that I waste bottled sodas and juices too much so i had 3 capri suns the other day that I did not completely finish... do you know she milked my capri suns into one bottle and put it in the fridge for me.
8. The block I work on is a one way street, well the one way sign fell down 2 weeks ago and now it has become a two way street... like its acceptable now, people drive and park as though its always been a two-way street... I'm I the only one that thinks that the absence of a sign does not mean you do what you want?
9. Caught my boss lookin at dirty magazines again, he left it in a folder that he wanted me to work on today... I made sure I left it in a place his wife could find it...see the attached picture!
10. Fear knocked on my door... but my faith answered... and wouldn't you know, no one was there!
11. Just a thought... women play with sex to get love, men play with love to get sex...
12. I have never had a good VALENTINE'S DAY... I know its just another day on the calendar like any other... but Im tired of saying maybe next year!!! :(
13. I am lookin for something GREAT in 08, something FINE in 09, but I will take what I can get today... so make a way!!!
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us"
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