1. My life is a song... I want you to sing it off key!!!
2. To Good of a Woman to be your BEST KEPT SECRET...
3. If I ever go missing I have a folder on my computer titled Possible SUSPECTS... and within that folder are also several APPROVED pictures of myself for the news... Please don't have me out there on TV, milk cartons or papers looking JACKED!!!!
4.I wear shoes to bed cause I sleep walk... Lol
5. When I was in the 6th grade I was Absolutely Obsessed with this white boy with bangs... Oh Bradley Thomas where are you now??!???!
6. I once hopped in a dumpster hiding from some noisy Kappas just so they won't see me...(Had to be there) Lol I am the original Oscar the Grouch
7. I use to eat raw spaghetti noodles until I broke my tooth and ended up needing a root canal... Did I say "Use to"? Not a lesson learned!!!
8. I have reoccurring dreams that I am walking down a walkway in the park with the Man of my dreams and out of nowhere squirrels (Philly squirrels) start chasing us and H.E. Just leaves me to fight them off by myself!!! I have issues clearly...
9. I'm a cry baby on the low... Doesn't mean you should make me cry tho!!!
10. When I was born my family took one look at me and wanted to name me Tweetybird... Glad to see the rest of my body caught up with head!
11.When I'm DEPRESSED I SHOP... When I get my Credit Card statements- I get DEPRESSED... Do you not see the viscous never ending cycle I am twirling around in???
12. I like to touch pregnant people... Don't Judge Me!!!
13. My Best asset is my worst asset... Think about it!!!
"Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. "
Sunday, May 30, 2010
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #68
1. Wishing on a Star...
2. Why did I watch a squirrel get electrocuted on my roof, play dead for 5 seconds then hop back up and re-gather his/her nuts!!! Lol
3. I asked a patient when was she due and she told me that she wasn't pregnant... AWKWARD!!!!
4. I have been late to work all week... What eva happened to those 6:30am wake up calls???
5. So my Boss hurt his finger yesterday, why did he think it was acceptable to give his finger an injection of novacaine???
6. I remember the time, place and the weather on the day you said hi to me...
7. This may sound a lil gay... But I am convinced that I am in Love with my Linesisters...lol I miss them jawnie heads... And I could really use them close by right now :)
8. I don't know why the Heart doesn't do what the Mind tells it???
9. Why did someone Sharpie my face on the picture of my Boss, Co-worker and me that hangs in the office??? My co-worker said it was one of the kids or the over-night clean up staff... But yall know I don't believe that Jawn ;( I feel so Disrespected!!!
10. Whatever happen to H.I.M.???
11. Its nothing like the summer, fireworks, cook out hoppin, Summertime on the radio, Legs
Shinning, Toes did- all while anticipating that first Hotdoug!!!
12. Not everyone wants to reach the Top... So feel luck if along your way you find someone heading in the same direction willing to climb with you...
13. THE COUNT DOWN BEGINS... OWT All Weekend... Catch Me If You Can!!!
"Let me tell you somethin'. This here, right now, at this very moment, is all that matters to me..." ~ Love Jones
2. Why did I watch a squirrel get electrocuted on my roof, play dead for 5 seconds then hop back up and re-gather his/her nuts!!! Lol
3. I asked a patient when was she due and she told me that she wasn't pregnant... AWKWARD!!!!
4. I have been late to work all week... What eva happened to those 6:30am wake up calls???
5. So my Boss hurt his finger yesterday, why did he think it was acceptable to give his finger an injection of novacaine???
6. I remember the time, place and the weather on the day you said hi to me...
7. This may sound a lil gay... But I am convinced that I am in Love with my Linesisters...lol I miss them jawnie heads... And I could really use them close by right now :)
8. I don't know why the Heart doesn't do what the Mind tells it???
9. Why did someone Sharpie my face on the picture of my Boss, Co-worker and me that hangs in the office??? My co-worker said it was one of the kids or the over-night clean up staff... But yall know I don't believe that Jawn ;( I feel so Disrespected!!!
10. Whatever happen to H.I.M.???
11. Its nothing like the summer, fireworks, cook out hoppin, Summertime on the radio, Legs
Shinning, Toes did- all while anticipating that first Hotdoug!!!
12. Not everyone wants to reach the Top... So feel luck if along your way you find someone heading in the same direction willing to climb with you...
13. THE COUNT DOWN BEGINS... OWT All Weekend... Catch Me If You Can!!!
"Let me tell you somethin'. This here, right now, at this very moment, is all that matters to me..." ~ Love Jones
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #67
1. 2 Times in 1 week... I'm spoiling you...
2. Its hard to explain the feeling when the inevitable becomes reality...
3. Why did Mr. Gross my patient have on a sports bra yesterday??? And when he noticed that I noticed the bra, he explained it as being good support for his back!!! AWKWARD!!!!
4. My Mother and Sister came up from Bmore for 2 days... Why did I have to take My Mommy to a suvineior shop to get Philadelphia key chains and magnets for her friends and co-workers? Lol
5. Come on Now... Did you really think those were Michael Jackson's Kids??? Lol
6. So my co-worker is a little on the slow side, she went out and brought 3 digital converter boxes because of the June 12th change over and she had the nerve to ask me to help her install them... Why does this Jawn have Verizon Fios already set up in her house???
7. "We go on because it is the hard thing to do. And we owe ourselves the difficulty" ~ Soror Nikki Giovanni
8. BEST BUY is slowly Fading me to Black!!!! Get at the Discount- Asap, Asap, A.S.A.P. :(
(Shout out to T-TA)
9. So they are really playing Mary Mary's "Its the God in Me" in the clubs!!! I Support It- But it does make it awkward to drop it like its hot :)
10. Did my patient really throw up in her mouth and expect me to continue to clean her teeth??? I'm SO DONE...
11. Why did I walk into the restroom at IKEA and someone had Shatted on the floor??? Nasty had completely missed the toilet!!! SMH
12. BTW am I the only one working on this 4th of July Friday???
13. IF you can keep your Head when are about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you... IF...
"Love yourself enough to set the standard for those who wish to Love you in Return"
2. Its hard to explain the feeling when the inevitable becomes reality...
3. Why did Mr. Gross my patient have on a sports bra yesterday??? And when he noticed that I noticed the bra, he explained it as being good support for his back!!! AWKWARD!!!!
4. My Mother and Sister came up from Bmore for 2 days... Why did I have to take My Mommy to a suvineior shop to get Philadelphia key chains and magnets for her friends and co-workers? Lol
5. Come on Now... Did you really think those were Michael Jackson's Kids??? Lol
6. So my co-worker is a little on the slow side, she went out and brought 3 digital converter boxes because of the June 12th change over and she had the nerve to ask me to help her install them... Why does this Jawn have Verizon Fios already set up in her house???
7. "We go on because it is the hard thing to do. And we owe ourselves the difficulty" ~ Soror Nikki Giovanni
8. BEST BUY is slowly Fading me to Black!!!! Get at the Discount- Asap, Asap, A.S.A.P. :(
(Shout out to T-TA)
9. So they are really playing Mary Mary's "Its the God in Me" in the clubs!!! I Support It- But it does make it awkward to drop it like its hot :)
10. Did my patient really throw up in her mouth and expect me to continue to clean her teeth??? I'm SO DONE...
11. Why did I walk into the restroom at IKEA and someone had Shatted on the floor??? Nasty had completely missed the toilet!!! SMH
12. BTW am I the only one working on this 4th of July Friday???
13. IF you can keep your Head when are about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you... IF...
"Love yourself enough to set the standard for those who wish to Love you in Return"
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #66
1. Its too Big, Its too wide, Too Strong, It wont fit, Its too much, Its too tough...SUCH A BIG EGO...
2. Not Moving On... Moving Forward...
3. So my MARRIED patient put a personal ad in the news paper saying "looking for someone to have a good time with"... He set up a date with this woman who he thought shared the same interest as him, and when he got to the restaurant he was mortified to find out that his date was his wife who had also placed a personal ad in the same paper... AWKWARD!!!!
4. Was it just me or was the Bet Awards really that Horrible...??? Why was Drake sitting down? Ciara... NO BOO-BOO singing is not your thang, Why was Jamie and Neyo boo-lovin the whole show? Joe Jackson (shoot yaself), Vin Raines- what were you talking about? Beyonce- why the wedding dress? and Janet gave me chills!!!!
5. One of our patients swallowed her crown and 2 hrs later she called the office and said she could feel it when she touched her stomach.... Hahhahahhaaha... Not even possible!!!
6. I think the Ice Cream Man is selling more than just Ice Cream... Why else would he be on my block at 3am???
7. The drive thru tellers at McDonalds are taking that "Just throw it in the bag" song a lil 2 serious!
8. Did security really chase me at Six Flags because I took a picture of the picture of me on the Nitro???
9. Can facebook just add people to my friend list??? Cause I'm sure I would never accept you!!!!
10. A little bit of effort goes a long way...
11. I called you, you answered,I said Hi and began to pull my heart out to you, never letting you get a word in... 10 minutes later you decided to tell me I dialed the wrong number! Is it bad that I still asked you for advice???
12. I seen transformers 2 and I have just been waiting for my car to make a move!!!
13. SELF DESTRUCTING IN 5...4...3...2...1...
I AM SO CONFUSED... This must be a mid- life crisis!!!!
2. Not Moving On... Moving Forward...
3. So my MARRIED patient put a personal ad in the news paper saying "looking for someone to have a good time with"... He set up a date with this woman who he thought shared the same interest as him, and when he got to the restaurant he was mortified to find out that his date was his wife who had also placed a personal ad in the same paper... AWKWARD!!!!
4. Was it just me or was the Bet Awards really that Horrible...??? Why was Drake sitting down? Ciara... NO BOO-BOO singing is not your thang, Why was Jamie and Neyo boo-lovin the whole show? Joe Jackson (shoot yaself), Vin Raines- what were you talking about? Beyonce- why the wedding dress? and Janet gave me chills!!!!
5. One of our patients swallowed her crown and 2 hrs later she called the office and said she could feel it when she touched her stomach.... Hahhahahhaaha... Not even possible!!!
6. I think the Ice Cream Man is selling more than just Ice Cream... Why else would he be on my block at 3am???
7. The drive thru tellers at McDonalds are taking that "Just throw it in the bag" song a lil 2 serious!
8. Did security really chase me at Six Flags because I took a picture of the picture of me on the Nitro???
9. Can facebook just add people to my friend list??? Cause I'm sure I would never accept you!!!!
10. A little bit of effort goes a long way...
11. I called you, you answered,I said Hi and began to pull my heart out to you, never letting you get a word in... 10 minutes later you decided to tell me I dialed the wrong number! Is it bad that I still asked you for advice???
12. I seen transformers 2 and I have just been waiting for my car to make a move!!!
13. SELF DESTRUCTING IN 5...4...3...2...1...
I AM SO CONFUSED... This must be a mid- life crisis!!!!
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #65
1. I'm lost and I'm finding it really hard to find my way...
2. Why is it that a man's apology is simply acting like nothing ever even happen???
3. Why did I give one of my patients the wrong whitenning material and now she is walking around with her upper teeth looking like chicklets... Ummmmm I Still have a Job!!!!
4. If my boss calls me the Island Girl one more time... He really must not be used to Black Women and Braids lol
5. A patient in your waiting room...
6. It really stressed me out that one of the bathroom stalls at my job has its own sink inside the stall!!!! Idk why but what made that stall so special?
7. So much GAS I could top off my car... Lol
8. I watched this man crash his car watching some Chick lick a lolipop at the bus stop... Wait until you see me eat the skin off this KFC 2pc.... Now that's S.E.X.Y!!!
9. Just because I love you- Doesn't mean we are suppose to be together :(
10. Why did I think Swagsurfing was something you did on the computer???
11. I choked on a sunflower seed at work... Actually not funny, almost seen my life flash before my eyes. But it didn't stop me from finishing the bag...
12. Press Play-> Brandy's "Have You Ever"
13. I have been running from my past, speeding to get to a better future, forgetting to slow down for today...
"HAPPINESS KEEPS YOU SWEET, TRIALS KEEP YOU STRONG AND SORROWS KEEP YOU HUMAN, FAILURES KEEP YOU HUMBLE, SUCCESS KEEPS YOU GLOWING, BUT ONLY GOD KEEPS YOU GOING!"
2. Why is it that a man's apology is simply acting like nothing ever even happen???
3. Why did I give one of my patients the wrong whitenning material and now she is walking around with her upper teeth looking like chicklets... Ummmmm I Still have a Job!!!!
4. If my boss calls me the Island Girl one more time... He really must not be used to Black Women and Braids lol
5. A patient in your waiting room...
6. It really stressed me out that one of the bathroom stalls at my job has its own sink inside the stall!!!! Idk why but what made that stall so special?
7. So much GAS I could top off my car... Lol
8. I watched this man crash his car watching some Chick lick a lolipop at the bus stop... Wait until you see me eat the skin off this KFC 2pc.... Now that's S.E.X.Y!!!
9. Just because I love you- Doesn't mean we are suppose to be together :(
10. Why did I think Swagsurfing was something you did on the computer???
11. I choked on a sunflower seed at work... Actually not funny, almost seen my life flash before my eyes. But it didn't stop me from finishing the bag...
12. Press Play-> Brandy's "Have You Ever"
13. I have been running from my past, speeding to get to a better future, forgetting to slow down for today...
"HAPPINESS KEEPS YOU SWEET, TRIALS KEEP YOU STRONG AND SORROWS KEEP YOU HUMAN, FAILURES KEEP YOU HUMBLE, SUCCESS KEEPS YOU GLOWING, BUT ONLY GOD KEEPS YOU GOING!"
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #64
DOMICIAN REPUBLIC STYLE
1. Did STELLA get her groove back??? What happens in the DR...
2. My new name is Patrice Louis Manuel Fernandez... I was married for 22 hours (he wasn't very faithful) Ohmmmmgeee lol
3. Almost lost my freakin life on a Banana Boat that capsized 3 times... I lost my breakfast and swallowed half the DR ocean...
4. Apparently at the Stripe Club called "Crystal's" where you can get anything for $3! I gave my friend $10 and I didn't see this dude until the plane ride home!!!!
5. Why did I step on a used condom on the beach? Only in the DR... Ewwwwww
6. ALICIA FARJDO... Nuff Said...
7. Never tell a Dominican woman that her baby is cute. Cause I did, then the woman left that jawn with me? I think she was asking me in spanish to take the baby back to the states with me! I turned around and the woman had disappeared... Hope that baby isn't still sitting on the beach!
8. Was I the only person who noticed the flies on the food? And did you know you can get any drink in a size Virgin???
9. Why did I go to the atm to get $20 out and it gave it to me in pesos coins, what kinda atm releases coins?
10. Got the best massage in the world... I walked in and saw this BIG JAWN and was like "I want you" *In my MR. T voice* she definitely got a lil up and close and personal wit me... (ummmmmm is it wrong that I like it?) HAHAHHAHAHA...
11. The DR- home of the unibrow and 3 thumbs per person!!!
12. If your not careful when driving through the city, they will rob you at a stop light...
13. Had the time of my life in the DR.... But now I need a vacation from my Vacation!!!! Looking forward to the Reunion June 6th!!!!
"Get the Booty Do"
1. Did STELLA get her groove back??? What happens in the DR...
2. My new name is Patrice Louis Manuel Fernandez... I was married for 22 hours (he wasn't very faithful) Ohmmmmgeee lol
3. Almost lost my freakin life on a Banana Boat that capsized 3 times... I lost my breakfast and swallowed half the DR ocean...
4. Apparently at the Stripe Club called "Crystal's" where you can get anything for $3! I gave my friend $10 and I didn't see this dude until the plane ride home!!!!
5. Why did I step on a used condom on the beach? Only in the DR... Ewwwwww
6. ALICIA FARJDO... Nuff Said...
7. Never tell a Dominican woman that her baby is cute. Cause I did, then the woman left that jawn with me? I think she was asking me in spanish to take the baby back to the states with me! I turned around and the woman had disappeared... Hope that baby isn't still sitting on the beach!
8. Was I the only person who noticed the flies on the food? And did you know you can get any drink in a size Virgin???
9. Why did I go to the atm to get $20 out and it gave it to me in pesos coins, what kinda atm releases coins?
10. Got the best massage in the world... I walked in and saw this BIG JAWN and was like "I want you" *In my MR. T voice* she definitely got a lil up and close and personal wit me... (ummmmmm is it wrong that I like it?) HAHAHHAHAHA...
11. The DR- home of the unibrow and 3 thumbs per person!!!
12. If your not careful when driving through the city, they will rob you at a stop light...
13. Had the time of my life in the DR.... But now I need a vacation from my Vacation!!!! Looking forward to the Reunion June 6th!!!!
"Get the Booty Do"
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #63
1. No one told me it was gonna be this HARD...
2. Have you ever invited someone over to your place and when they went to use the restroom- you couldn't remember if you flushed the toilet from the last time you were in there??? AWKWARD!!!! LOL
3. So my 15yr old cousin just found out she is pregnant with Twins by her 16 year old boyfriend... His response to the news was... "How could that be? We only had sex once! So one of them can be mines, but the other belongs to someone else!?!?!"... SMH- CRACK IS WACK!!!
4. Someone definitely wrote in my Honestly Box on Facebook and said..." Where are the Random Thoughts"...lol
5. I asked my Boss what did he do for his Wife for Mother's Day? And he said... "Nothing... She not my mother" Hahahahhahahahahha...
6. Why do I always get the squeaky wheel carts at the supermarket or Wal-mart???
7. So I am in Kmart and after about 5 mins I notice that 2 security guards are following me around the store (No I wasn't stealing anything). My first thought was "Why does Kmart need some many security guards"- the answer became apparent later... They were just trying to talk to me and get my number, I tried explaining to them I had no phone but that lie was exposed when the song "Everybody in the club gettin tipsy" started ringing from my pocket (its my mother's ringtone... Don't judge her). So they help me do my shopping and when we got to the front, the store manager started yelling at both of them cause apparently while they were flirting the store was robbed by one of its own employees!!!! Lol (TBContinued)
8. I think when you accept the unacceptable, the unacceptable becomes acceptable...
9. ... So did I mention that they thought I intentionally distracted the guards while the employee robbed the store? Oh yea... The employee used the septa bus to get away!
10. My Co-Worker's lunch smells like doo-doo on a stick... I'm so tempted to febreeze it!!!
11. Got chased by a fat cat yesterday... Now I am afraid to go home....
12. HE LOVES ME...
13.RING-RING-RING... (NO ANSWER) Im Sorry_ Im in the DOMICIAN REPUBLIC HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE... PLEASE LEAVE A DETAILED MESSAGE!!!!
"Its The God In Me..." ~ Mary Mary
2. Have you ever invited someone over to your place and when they went to use the restroom- you couldn't remember if you flushed the toilet from the last time you were in there??? AWKWARD!!!! LOL
3. So my 15yr old cousin just found out she is pregnant with Twins by her 16 year old boyfriend... His response to the news was... "How could that be? We only had sex once! So one of them can be mines, but the other belongs to someone else!?!?!"... SMH- CRACK IS WACK!!!
4. Someone definitely wrote in my Honestly Box on Facebook and said..." Where are the Random Thoughts"...lol
5. I asked my Boss what did he do for his Wife for Mother's Day? And he said... "Nothing... She not my mother" Hahahahhahahahahha...
6. Why do I always get the squeaky wheel carts at the supermarket or Wal-mart???
7. So I am in Kmart and after about 5 mins I notice that 2 security guards are following me around the store (No I wasn't stealing anything). My first thought was "Why does Kmart need some many security guards"- the answer became apparent later... They were just trying to talk to me and get my number, I tried explaining to them I had no phone but that lie was exposed when the song "Everybody in the club gettin tipsy" started ringing from my pocket (its my mother's ringtone... Don't judge her). So they help me do my shopping and when we got to the front, the store manager started yelling at both of them cause apparently while they were flirting the store was robbed by one of its own employees!!!! Lol (TBContinued)
8. I think when you accept the unacceptable, the unacceptable becomes acceptable...
9. ... So did I mention that they thought I intentionally distracted the guards while the employee robbed the store? Oh yea... The employee used the septa bus to get away!
10. My Co-Worker's lunch smells like doo-doo on a stick... I'm so tempted to febreeze it!!!
11. Got chased by a fat cat yesterday... Now I am afraid to go home....
12. HE LOVES ME...
13.RING-RING-RING... (NO ANSWER) Im Sorry_ Im in the DOMICIAN REPUBLIC HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE... PLEASE LEAVE A DETAILED MESSAGE!!!!
"Its The God In Me..." ~ Mary Mary
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