Sunday, May 30, 2010

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #62

1. Okay so I really thought that you got the "Swine Flu" from eating pork.. I was avoiding bacon for a week before someone educated me...lol

2. When did texting replace over-the-phone or in-person conversations??? Im in a relationship with your voicemail!!!!

3. Why did a patient give us a $2,000 fake check in October? And then have the nerve to call the office and ask us to clean his teeth this Thursday?...lol

4. I was at Path-mark shopping for my Housewarming and I had like 20 bags of groceries... so some little boy offered to help me carry my bags to my car, so I said sure and out of no where another little boy came and tried to help me too. Well the 1st boy got pissed and started beating down the 2nd boy. It was like a shopping bag turf war. So I proceeded to put my freakin groceries in my car myself... And don't you know after I was finished they both had the audacity to ask me for money... I NEED TO GET OUT OF PHILLY!!!

5. Oh Yea- Time to shave those legs and pull out the sun dresses and sandals... DR here I come...

6. What is the real meaning of O.P.P.??? Cause I was listening to a Ice Chip station and they had a caller call in and say it meant "Only Praying People"...lol

7. Single and Ready to Mingle...

8. Life is just a minute,
Only sixty seconds in it,
Forced upon you, can't refuse it.
Didn't seek it, didn't choose it.
But it's up to you to use it.
You must suffer if you lose it,
Give an account if you abuse it,
Just a tiny little minute,
But eternity is in it.

9. So my brakes sound like I'm dragging a soda can under my car... since I don't have the money to get them fixed, I decided to tie a real can to my car so I wouldnt be so embarrassed at the neighborhood stop lights...

10. So why did my next door neighbor un-tie the can from my car trying to be helpful... lol

11. Why did I see a man riding his bike on the street all while walking his doug on the sidewalk? What was worst is the doug was pulling him and making him run into cars...lol

12. Who comes to a Wii Party and doesn't want to play the Wii??? lol Had a Great time at my Housewarming, Thank you to all my wonderful friends that came or was there in spirit and supported me... LUV YA!!!

13. "If you can keep your head when all about you..." For once in my life I'm about to be Real Selfish... Its all about M.E....

"Day and night (what, what)
I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind (what, what)
I look for peace but see I don't attain (what, what)
What I need for keeps this silly game we play .. play
Now look at this (what, what)
Madness to magnet keeps attracting me, me (what, what)
I try to run but see I'm not that fast (what, what)
I think I'm first but surely finish last .. last..."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #61

1. I am ONE of a kind... Don't make the mistake of treating me like everyone else!!!!!!!

2. I don't understand by How you look at me, why we are not together???

3. I woke up Wednesday morning in a panic, it was 930am and I have to be to work at 730am. So while throwing my clothes on (yeah I wasn't gonna wash) in a rush I called the office and left my boss this stupid message "Hi, I got a flat tire and had these 3 Mexican guys push my car to the nearest tire center which happened to not have any air. Therefore I am stuck at the place waiting for a tow. I should be there in 30mins". Then, I get 2 blocks away from my house before I remember that I am off on Wednesdays...

4. No more yogurt before going to the gym... People are starting to stare!

5. Just because u saw me doesn't mean you made me Lil Weezy!!!!

6. Did you know when you hack into a business voice mail and delete the dumbest message you have ever left that-that message stays in the trash for 2 days before it really deletes? ;(

7. I found the key to weight lost! I was sick last week and lost 6lbs... I'm gonna get the flu next week... You won't even recognize me!!!

8. When I get rich, I'm going to hire a midget to scratch my back all day...lol

9. We pulled a 8 year old kid's wisdom teeth yesterday... Does anyone else not see the problem in that?

10. I don't drink coffee, it stunts your grow... AND I got places to go!!!

11. Do you even read my random thoughts? STOP skimming the page for the short ones...

12. Please stop DISRESPECTING ME....

13. I have been Disappointed, Disenfranchised And Disillusioned By Failed Relationships...

"A woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river flowing. She goes where she will without pretense and arrives at her destination, prepared to be herself and only herself".

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #60

1. Why do Females Love with their Hearts and Males with their Heads??? For once I wish the roles were reversed!!!!

2. I'm downtown looking for a parking space and some guy pulls out with an hour still left on the meter- Don't you know the moment he left the spot, the meter went back to zero? Can the PPA (Philadelphia Parking Authority) really do that? Apparently yes they can...Mmmm SALT!!!!

3. I think everyone that works at my Dental Job goes into this one closet to past gas, I went into it yesterday (for no reason at all ;)) and I could tell someone had been there before me... Ewwwwwwwww

4. Why was there baby powder on the seat in the ladies room at my job??? Things that make
you go Mmmm hmm mm!!!!

5. BACK TO THE PPA... When I finally did park, don't you know they only gave me 3.5minutes for every quarter? What can I do in 3.5 minutes and why the half of a minute?

6. My Co-working and I haven't been speaking lately because she is twice my age, but doesn't act like it, so leaving the parking lot at my job the other day she hit someones car and then zoomed off... So I kindly left her information on the windshield of that person's car... It was the responsible thing to do ;) lol

7. I have the Greatest Mommy in the world... I thought I would share that with you on this Beautiful, Rainy, Pay-Day Friday!!! :)

8. I realized yesterday that I'm officially a old head cause I have a schedule from Sunday to Friday of things I must watch on TV., but I never see any of those shows because I fall asleep before they come on... Lol

9. Press Play... "At Night I Think Of You, I Want To Be Your Lady Baby"

10. I Can't Help but Remember those around me that I lost around this time of the year... My life hasn't been the same!

11. My Biggest fear in the world is that I will have the perfect job, all the $$$ I'll ever need, the House and the Car but no one to share it with...

12. Its funny how sometimes you don't get the hint until its slapping you in the face... You don't have to hit me... I GET IT!!!

13. Do you ever think that we are too OLD for the GAMES that we play? I don't wanna play anymore...

"The only Guy that deserves you is the one who thinks he doesn't."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #59

1. You thought when you turned back I would still be there??? Silly Rabbit tricks are for kids...

2. Why was your mother doin the "Stanky leg"??? Lol

3. Who knew that going to the dentist would turn you on??? I really had a patient that started playin with himself while getting his teeth cleaned...

4. Pass relationships are like Passing Gas in Public... Just pretend it never happened!!! Lol

5. I love my new place... I am so Blessed!!! When are you coming by???

6. My boss caught me texting on my phone in front of a patient- AGAIN... I really felt like I was in high school all over again cause he took my phone and locked it in his desk until the end of the work day :(

7. So quiet u can hear a rat piss on cotton.... Lol (4 the Love of Ray J)

8. Some people have to walk through the fire and learn to walk with a limp... Ummmmmmmm

9. I have this patient that refuses to understand why her teeth won't get whiter when she bleaches them... Ummm let me see - This Jawn has an upper and lower dentures and they don't change in color! So is it morally wrong that we continue to sell her bleaching materials???

10. When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world!!!

11. I was with a patient on Monday and it might sound funny but I'm not trying to be- his feet smelled so bad that it started to make me feel sick! And when I stood up I almost passed out and I had a slight lost of vision... No he did not even have his shoes off!!!

12. Why do you go so hard for something and then when you get it you act like you never even really wanted it...???

13. I don't ask for much... Maybe that's why I get even less...


"When God Leads you to the edge o the cliff, trust Him fully and let go, Cause Only 1 of 2 things will Happen, Either He'll catch you when you fall, or He'll teach you how to Fly"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #58

I Close my eyes, and curb my mouth, open my mind and words come out...
1. Don't miss your Blessing by Blessing your Curse... "Have I been doing this?"
2. So T (Terrible)-Mobile thought it was acceptable to not automatically update the time on my cell phone... The Disrespect Continues in the '09!!!
3. Why did my patient yesterday fall asleep while getting his teeth cleaned and he pee-peed on himself! Grown male thought he was dreaming! Whats worst is I was reading his chart and this wasn't the first time he's done this... EWWWWWWWW
4. Why did the Chinese people in the nail salon ask me if I wanted the Obama Special (Mani, Pedi, Eye Brows plus 2 free designs on the big toe)!!!
5. My Boss caught me eating my spaghetti with some of his dental instruments!!! I was all ready for the curse-out, but instead he just asked could he have some!!! Now I'm bothered that he doesn't see a problem with what I was doin!!!
6. No Boo Boo, that H & R Block Visa Debit Card is not a Black Card... Hahahhahahaha ~Cam
7. Took me 3 hours to put my bed together, and when I finally sat on it I feel straight through the center- Apparently they want you to use all of those nuts and bolts that come in the box. I knew one day those Bricks would be useful again!!! Please don't drop it like its hot on my bed tho... low simmer is more like it!!!
8. So my Best friend was in the potty on a train texting when the train came to a sudden stop and she flew across the bathroom with her panties around her ankles and she nearly died!!!! ROTFLMAO
9. Why did Lil Mama come to the Season Finale in her Oscar Award Winning outfit and who told her to read off a paper and give an acceptance speech! Wrap her up for the 4th season! PLEASE
10. My mom normally cleans the wax out of my ears... Haven't seen her in months!!! Lol
11. I had to Tell my personal trainer I want it to BOUNCE- not JIGGLE!!!
12. In order for 2 halves to be a whole, each half must be whole on its own...
13. Life's a dance you learn as you go, sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow. My life is better left to chance, I could have missed the PAIN, but I would've had to miss the DANCE...

"From the Heart, the Mouth Speaks"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #57

God Brought me to, and God will bring me through...
1. *Holding a Sign* Will Work for LOVE...
2. Why is my 6'4/ 320 lb patient wearing Ugg boots with his sweat pants tucked inside??? Oh No... He just told me he was from Bmore- SMH!!!
3. I'm at the gas station and the guy in front of me asks for $50 on his pump, which just put my $4.93 to shame... Well a minute into getting gas a cop pulled into the gas station and this dude jumped through his passenger car door into the drivers seat and took off!!! So I kindly pulled my car up to his pump, fulled my tank and had the nerve to go inside and got his change!!! lol
4. SO animal control finally came and got that dead Doug that my neighbor was walking up and down the street last!!! But it got me too thinking... A year ago, this same guy told me that his wife had died 3 years ago... I won't be surprised if that Jawn is still laying in his bed??? He creeps me out!!! I got to get out of Philly!
5. Have you ever missed your trash day and decided to drive your trash to another neighborhood???
6. HAHAHAHAHAHHA... Your Mom's on Facebook!!!!
7. Went to volunteer at the senior center on a Blizzard Wednesday, I had about 20 puzzles I wanted to donate so I TEMPORARILY parked my car in the Handicap spot in front of the building, I came out of the building and Mr. Kendricks had got ejected out of his wheel chair into the snow, I went to help some of the other volunteers help him get up and I asked what happened and they said "Some Jerk parked in the Handicap spot and Mr. Kendricks had to park around the corner and wheel up the block on the ice!!! Dang... I felt bad... I blashed myself in front of the group for 10 mins, waited for everyone to leave then moved my car. lol
8. I don't SING... I VIBE... Yes thats what I call it!!!!
9. I have been thinking about it... What is another word for "thesaurus"?
10. How you gonna order take out for someone in another state??? My Adp and Kenny are Silly!!!
11. Hahahahaha... I'm laughing just thinking about this one... Why did my friend call the cops on a stray cat that was apparently "preventing" her from living her house cause the cat wont leave her steps!!! lol You will not allow a cat to hold you hostage in your own house Jinnely!!!
12. Sometimes God Has To Turn You Up Side down, So You Can Learn To Live Right Side Up!!! AMEN
13. Are YOU Hiring????
(If you didn't get it, Refer to #1)
"If I can't do it, Then it Can't be Done"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #56

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #56
SPECIAL EDITION: JUST MY THOUGHTS ON THE SUPER BOWL!!!


1. I turned on the Television and Jennifer Hudson was doin the Dang Thang... Thought I was watchin the extended edition of Dream Girls!!!
2. Despite what you might thing, Just because I am a Woman- Doesn't mean I do understand the Game... Those text messages you may have got asking questions throughout the game did not come from me!!!
3. So I listened to all of the Offensive and Defensive Players Names and what Colleges they came from and Temple was not mentioned once... SMH!!!
4. Was it me or was the Commercials really BAD this year??? Too Many horses- Not enough Food!!! lol
5. Glad to Hear that no one brought up the Janet Jackson incident... Guess I just did... My Bad!!!
6. What does running like James Brown Really mean??? Have you ever seen James Brown run??? Re: James Harrison's 2nd quarter play!
7. While you were watching the game- were you yelling and screaming at the players on the TV then looking to your left and right to make sure no one thought you were crazy like I did??? The CRAZY part is I was by myself!!! *LOL in a crazy, creep way*
8. 12 minutes of Bruce Springsteen signing about the Glory Days almost made me want to bang my head up against a wall... Literally!!!!
9. Im selling Super Bowl Paddles... PAT.C.MOORE keeps it pushin around here!!! lol www.patcmoore.webs/com
10. Im a very superstitious (you know I had to look up the spelling of this word... I am ESL) person, I had to watch the game with my good red and white stripped socks on my feet, the RED GLOVE on my left hand, a bag of BBQ sunflower seeds and my hair in a Onlytail!!! STEELER NATION has me to thank, Please send all checks to North Philly!!!
11. At one point I got so Anxious, So Nervous... My heart was pounding, ears were ringing like a Fat Kid pulling into the parking lot of Hersey Park... And then I realized I don't even like ever of those 2 teams and Im not even a Football fan!!! lol
12. So WHY did I even watch the game? So I could bring to you these thoughts...lol
13. FINALLY... Football Season is OVER... Now can we get back to ME???