RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #35

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 6/13/08

"IN the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God" John 1:1

1. ... Moral of the story is nothing is worst than a talker that doesn't say a thang!

2. My Karma got hit by his Dogma... This jerk rear-ended me and my brand new car, I had to slam on breaks to avoid hitting the car in front of me, which caused his car to go under mines :( The Devil is Alive and he must be Destroyed!!!

3. So the guy who hit me was Mexican, didn't speak English, had the nerve to put me on the phone with his Cousin who didn't speak English either (some how we communicated speaking French- I AM ESL). The car wasn't either his, it was his brother-in-law's car, Apparently Juan had crashed his own car the day before and on top of all of that- Juan didn't even had a valid driver's license. JUAN probably isn't even his real name!

4. So I was running late for work on Tuesday and mistakenly cut some guy off, well his 7:00 am road rage was serious cause he sped up beside me, gave me the finger, I told him that he needed Jesus and then sped off... Well won't you know that my 8:00 am patient was this same man... the look on his face was priceless :)

5. Why is it when ever you tell a black person that you were in a accident- the first thing that comes to their mind is How can you/them make money off of this unfortunate event. My back does hurt tho... ;o)

6. With the High price of gas... Did you know that people are stopping on the highway and calling AAA just so they can get a free Gallon of Gas...lol... I signed up for AAA TODAY!!!

7. So why did "Juan" try to tell the cops that I backed up into his car...lol... the cops laughed and then arrested Juan for a false statement, driving without a drivers license, warrants and tickets on the car!!! My Karma- his Dogma!!!!

8. Why do white women lose their upper lips after the age of 40?

9. One is too many... AND a Thousand never becomes enough...

10. On Thursday, we had this patient ask several times during his procedure to use the bathroom, at least 3 times we had to stop everything to let this 60+ year old man go to the restroom. The 3rd time my boss got mad and told him that this was his last time so make it good. So of' course the man went on his self in the chair while we were finishing him up. So he tells my boss... "I made it real Good this time"...lol... BTW I don't get paid enough to clean that up!

11. Why did I go to get my nails done and the price had went from $12 to $17? So they had the nerve to have a sign up that said "Due to the overwhelming inflation of Gas, the price of nail service has gone up" OMGosh... you have to be kidding me :(

12. I might have some pain medicine left over for my back- Its the Good Stuff... I am taking the Best Offer... lol

13. The truly wise learn to read between the lines of words unspoken... And I'm not saying a thang!!!

"Its not the Devil that breaks your Heart, but the Devil that makes you believe it will always be broken- the Devil is a liar" ME