RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK
1. Every Superwoman, Needs A Superman...
2. I Cut People Off And Beep My Horn at Slow drivers everyday without Thinking Twice About It... Then One Day I'm In The Car Wit My Mother And These Jerks on the road were beeping at her and flying past her and All I Could Think of Is... My Mother Should Not Be on The Road And I would Beep at her 2...lol!!!
3. Did My First Bootleg Cleaning On One Of The Senior Citizens At The Center- It Wasn't All That Bad, I Made A Quick Buck And Her 5 Teeth Are The Cleanest They Have Ever Been! You Better Hurry And Book Ur Appointment... I'm running out of Sterilized Instruments!!!
4. So How old do Lil Boys have to be before their Mothers Stops Making Them Use and come into the Woman's Bathroom with them? This Lil Boy In The Hospital was 10 years old wit a mmustache and a Sidekick...lol
5. There Is Absolutely No Reason That Justifies You Getting Tips Put On Ur Toe Nail(s) And Wit That Being Said... How Much do they charge, And Is A Design Included On The Big Toe?
6. Why Is Best Buy Collecting New And Used Shoes For Some Soul Foundation! Whats Worst then looking at people drop off their stinky shoes is the fact that People Have Been Asking Me All Day How Much Are We Selling Those Old School- High Top- White- Princess Cut- Reebok's For? Please Sir... Just take them!!!
7. Did anyone see my high tech camera in the NEW Tyler Perry Movie- The Family that Prays?... Jockin Ricepatty... My GLOVE will be in a up and coming movie being released in November!!!
8. Why was I at the Nail Salon Getting a pedicure and the Freakin Chinese Lady was nodding off on me- I had to kick her twice. When she was done, I told her in Japanese that since she was only awake for half the Service I was ONLY paying half the fee...
9. Is It Still Considered A Nice Gesture If You Get Someone Thing Only Because U Want To Use It Yourself?... BTW- Surprise, I Got You Something!!!
10. Each One... Teach One...
11. Am I too Old To Learn How To Ride A Skateboard, Maybe I should start with a bike and then down-size?
12. So I was at best buy last night and this woman was standing outside in the rain crying harder than her baby, because her boyfriend apparently dropped her off all the way from North NJ to hook up with some other Jawn... She had no money and no ride and asked me for my help. So me being the person I am, I came out my pockets and gave her cab fare. Don't you know this Wench (Literally) waited 5 mins before walking to her car and driving off... NO MORE MS. NICE GAL!!!
13. I'm Scared to try cuz im scared to fail
I'm scared to die cuz im scared of hell
I'm scared to kiss-scared to hug
I'm scared of sex cuz im scared to touch
I'm scared to look cuz im scared to see
I'm scared of you cuz im scared of me
I'm scared to fly cuz im scared to crash
I'm scared to move on so i live in the past
I'm scared to fight cuz im scared to bleed
I'm scared of love cuz im scared he'll leave
I'm scared of drugs Im scared to drink
I'm scared to swim cuz im scared to sink...
This may sound silly but its true So dont pretend it aint you too We all afraid of something here Cuz you aint human with out fear
~Jazmine Sullivan "FEAR"
Friday, October 3, 2008
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #47
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK
1. I am a Superwoman...
2. Coming Out Of My Job On Friday And I Didnt Know It Was Raining So I Started To Run Down The Stairs To Get To My Car And Dont You Know I Busted My Butt In A Puddle Of Mud!
3. BUSTED... DISGUSTED... AND CANT BE TRUST... So My former Boss at the Real Estate Company really thought it was acceptable to call me this week and tell me he wanted to have a sexual relationship with me in exchange for money? ... HELL TO THE NAH!!! Did I mention how DISGUESTED I am, this really takes the Cake... Please someone erase my mind of this conversation IMMEDIATELY!!!
4. Making that 5 hour drive to Pittsburgh possibly driving like a bat out of Hell- got lil wayne bumpin in the car- everyone jammin to "Ms. Officer" when I hear the real "Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,(Like a cop car)" with lights in my rear view mirrior!
5. ...Continued... So my Linesister (I won't mention which one) tells me to tell the Po-Po that she just got her period and that's why we were speeding like bats out of hell-tryin to get a rest stop! Talkin about-that worked once for her! Hahahaha- Didn't work today Dana!!!
6. When I Think About What I Want To Do, I First Think About What My Enemy Does Not Want Me To Do...
7. Watching My 8 Yr Old Cousin This Weekend And I Ask Him If He Wanted To Call His Mother To Check On Her And This Lil Boy Says "No, I Need Some Time To Myself". What Does This Child Know About Personal Time?
8. Only in Baltimore can you wake up at 8 in the morning to a plate full of crabs!!! I'm missing Bmore already!!!
9. The Name On My Car Insurance Is Your Fault! Lol
10. I am so Blessed to have a Lovely, Beautiful, Thoughtful, Crazy, Mentally Distrubed, God Fearing Family!!! I like to think of myself as the Glue!!!
11. Can you tell me why do they give hurricanes name? PATRICE is coming to a town near you...
12. What do you do if you find $20 in the middle of the street and then some crackhead comes up to you askin you if you found any money? Well I made her identify the $20bill? Nope she couldn't even do it! Finders Keepers...
13. Oh its Something About A Women Thats Wants- But Dont Need You... Thats the Kinda Girl You Need... I AM MISS INDEPENDENT!!!
Love or Hate me... But you will RESPECT ME!!!!
1. I am a Superwoman...
2. Coming Out Of My Job On Friday And I Didnt Know It Was Raining So I Started To Run Down The Stairs To Get To My Car And Dont You Know I Busted My Butt In A Puddle Of Mud!
3. BUSTED... DISGUSTED... AND CANT BE TRUST... So My former Boss at the Real Estate Company really thought it was acceptable to call me this week and tell me he wanted to have a sexual relationship with me in exchange for money? ... HELL TO THE NAH!!! Did I mention how DISGUESTED I am, this really takes the Cake... Please someone erase my mind of this conversation IMMEDIATELY!!!
4. Making that 5 hour drive to Pittsburgh possibly driving like a bat out of Hell- got lil wayne bumpin in the car- everyone jammin to "Ms. Officer" when I hear the real "Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,(Like a cop car)" with lights in my rear view mirrior!
5. ...Continued... So my Linesister (I won't mention which one) tells me to tell the Po-Po that she just got her period and that's why we were speeding like bats out of hell-tryin to get a rest stop! Talkin about-that worked once for her! Hahahaha- Didn't work today Dana!!!
6. When I Think About What I Want To Do, I First Think About What My Enemy Does Not Want Me To Do...
7. Watching My 8 Yr Old Cousin This Weekend And I Ask Him If He Wanted To Call His Mother To Check On Her And This Lil Boy Says "No, I Need Some Time To Myself". What Does This Child Know About Personal Time?
8. Only in Baltimore can you wake up at 8 in the morning to a plate full of crabs!!! I'm missing Bmore already!!!
9. The Name On My Car Insurance Is Your Fault! Lol
10. I am so Blessed to have a Lovely, Beautiful, Thoughtful, Crazy, Mentally Distrubed, God Fearing Family!!! I like to think of myself as the Glue!!!
11. Can you tell me why do they give hurricanes name? PATRICE is coming to a town near you...
12. What do you do if you find $20 in the middle of the street and then some crackhead comes up to you askin you if you found any money? Well I made her identify the $20bill? Nope she couldn't even do it! Finders Keepers...
13. Oh its Something About A Women Thats Wants- But Dont Need You... Thats the Kinda Girl You Need... I AM MISS INDEPENDENT!!!
Love or Hate me... But you will RESPECT ME!!!!
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #46
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK
1. When I can't see you in PERSON... I will See YOU in my DREAMS...
2. Did my co-worker really get in my car wit dodo on the bottom of his shoes? I'm disgusted!
3. My boss and co-worker are on vacation this week so I decided on Thursday to take a nap in the hygiene room, I was knocked out wit ritz crackers in one hand and a ginger ale in the other -Maury was on the television and the answering service on... When the voice of my boss standing over me woke me up and made me want to pee my pants... I still have a job tho- I think!?!?!?!
4. I just had the best Grilled Cheese... Ummmm ummmm Good!!!
5. CRAZINESS... So my EX friend and I haven't spoke since New Years- Why? I wish I knew! I have been calling, texting, and writing this dude and still no response! So I sent him a text msg saying hey I know we haven't talked in a while but I have some Eagle tickets so hit me up if u want them and don't you know this JERK responses back and says "what game are the tickets for and how much do you want for them?" It has been 9 months and this is what gets a reaction from you? My bottom lip is on the floor and I am Speechless!!!
6. The Real Art of Conversation is not only to say the Right thing at the Right place but to leave unsaid the Wrong things at the Tempting Moment!!!
7. Why is it when you are in traffic and you notice that the lane next to you is moving faster- you switch lanes and all of a sudden that lane is now moving slower and your former lane is speeding down the highway now and you can't get back over?
8. Accidentally deleted 5 patience and 3 payment records in the " My Dental" software on the office computer... I was just trying to play Free Cell on the computer, can't wait until my co-worker comes back so I can blame this stuff on her!
9.GOOD, BETTER, BEST... Never let it REST until your Good gets Better, and your Better gets BEST...
10. Is it strange that I have no idea what my boss' teeth look like? He never takes off the darn mask... I wonder if he cleans his own teeth- I sure do? BTW I are ready to perform my first bootleg cleaning out of my house, my tools of choice are growing day by day so and YES I can do Whitenings!!!!
11. Oh Gosh... Now I have to fight with the school buses to get to work on time... I would like to make the person who came up wit the idea of given them their own mini stop sign- kick rock wit no shoes and no socks on... Lol
12. This might sound sappy- But I miss my Linesisters- Its only been 2 months since the five of us were together and I am going through heavy withdrawal!!! :( I can't wait until VEGAS_ whenever that is?!!!
13. The Only Way Its Gonna Work Is If You Love Me Even When It Hurts...~Brand New Avant
"I always tell the truth even when I Lie" ~ Scarface
1. When I can't see you in PERSON... I will See YOU in my DREAMS...
2. Did my co-worker really get in my car wit dodo on the bottom of his shoes? I'm disgusted!
3. My boss and co-worker are on vacation this week so I decided on Thursday to take a nap in the hygiene room, I was knocked out wit ritz crackers in one hand and a ginger ale in the other -Maury was on the television and the answering service on... When the voice of my boss standing over me woke me up and made me want to pee my pants... I still have a job tho- I think!?!?!?!
4. I just had the best Grilled Cheese... Ummmm ummmm Good!!!
5. CRAZINESS... So my EX friend and I haven't spoke since New Years- Why? I wish I knew! I have been calling, texting, and writing this dude and still no response! So I sent him a text msg saying hey I know we haven't talked in a while but I have some Eagle tickets so hit me up if u want them and don't you know this JERK responses back and says "what game are the tickets for and how much do you want for them?" It has been 9 months and this is what gets a reaction from you? My bottom lip is on the floor and I am Speechless!!!
6. The Real Art of Conversation is not only to say the Right thing at the Right place but to leave unsaid the Wrong things at the Tempting Moment!!!
7. Why is it when you are in traffic and you notice that the lane next to you is moving faster- you switch lanes and all of a sudden that lane is now moving slower and your former lane is speeding down the highway now and you can't get back over?
8. Accidentally deleted 5 patience and 3 payment records in the " My Dental" software on the office computer... I was just trying to play Free Cell on the computer, can't wait until my co-worker comes back so I can blame this stuff on her!
9.GOOD, BETTER, BEST... Never let it REST until your Good gets Better, and your Better gets BEST...
10. Is it strange that I have no idea what my boss' teeth look like? He never takes off the darn mask... I wonder if he cleans his own teeth- I sure do? BTW I are ready to perform my first bootleg cleaning out of my house, my tools of choice are growing day by day so and YES I can do Whitenings!!!!
11. Oh Gosh... Now I have to fight with the school buses to get to work on time... I would like to make the person who came up wit the idea of given them their own mini stop sign- kick rock wit no shoes and no socks on... Lol
12. This might sound sappy- But I miss my Linesisters- Its only been 2 months since the five of us were together and I am going through heavy withdrawal!!! :( I can't wait until VEGAS_ whenever that is?!!!
13. The Only Way Its Gonna Work Is If You Love Me Even When It Hurts...~Brand New Avant
"I always tell the truth even when I Lie" ~ Scarface
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