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RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #84

2010-05-30T15:38:00.000-07:00

Let Me Summarize My Past Ten Weeks...
"THE CHRONICLES 2010"

1. I Learned the Hard way that you can do everything right and something can still go wrong...

2. I'm so confused... At what point in this process did the J.A.W.N. think it was acceptable to climb through my front window and let the whole world know how to gain access into my house???...

3. ...Okay so you came through the front window- But why did the other 6 of you follow??? No one thought to unlock the door after the first person?

4. Please don't feed the Animals... Including the ones you invited in my house!!!!!

5. If your goal is to make me laugh, and I'm trying to help you out, why would you make the joke about me???

6. If your gonna get a ride from a friend/ GDI- maybe its not the best idea to have them drop you off in front of the house??? WHY was that okay?

7. Why did my boss put $50 extra dollars in my check with a note that said "Please get your hair done"??? Lol

8. Why do my neighbors know your names, and your greets???

9. You know times are bad when you have to sleep with your phone in your hand with your alarm set on vibrate and your hand in a sock for maximum support. Lol! True Story!

10. You were given very simple instructions... To cut down all the weeds in my front flower bed... So why on earth would you pick all of my flowers and PROUDLY tell me that you left all the weeds???

11. 8 long - 7 strong!!! It ain't for everybody!!!

12. A NIGHTLY CONVO...
"DAMN- Who did that to you"? ~ M.E.
"You Did"? ~ The J.A.W.N.
"Oh *paused to think* Why did you make me do that???"! LOL ~ M.E.

13. I miss it already!!!!

"The Real Work Starts Now"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #83

2010-05-30T15:36:00.000-07:00

1. So the PPA (Philadelphia Parking Authority) "Relocated" my car last Wednesday for parking in a snow emergency route... But when I called them on Thursday they had the nerve to tell me that they don't keep track of relocated cars and I had to walk around and look for it (WTH)...

2. Something is Missing... And I'm not talking about my Car!!!

3. I'm shoveling my car out the snow and I see my neighbor in her late 60s is having a hard time so I offer to help her *deference at work* and I swear to you this Jawn acknowledged the help and took herself and her shovel in the house and never returned... Lol

4. I'm at the nail salon getting a pedicure and the chick next to me tells the Jawn doing her nails to watch out for the pimple on her big toe... Jawn that aint NO pimple. Lol

5. Why did Roscoe the cat that "thinks" he lives on my porch have a surprise waiting for me when I got home... If he tries to put that thing through my mail slot, Ima call the APCA on his tail!

6. U ever find yourself listening to reeeally old music? Like the kind that u don't play too loud? Lol...

7. Am I the only one who wanted some Doritos after the Super bowl???

8. How do you manage to comment on one of MY pictures on facebook and spell my name wrong... Its Right there??? That's like standing in front of someone and calling them the wrong name!

9. Wow... Never Heard of a funeral being postponed due to excepted Snow.

10. 2 weeks ago they predicted Snow on Monday for that Friday so why was it acceptable for my neighbors to start holding their spots on that Tuesday with chairs and cones??? UNACCEPTABLE!!!

11. OMG... I wanna play Duck Duck Goose!!!

12. I miss my Mommy... Time to go Home!!!

13. I'm not like what you've been used to...

"I will unite with anyone to do Right... And with No one to do Wrong" ~ Fredrick Douglas

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #82

2010-05-30T15:35:00.000-07:00

1. IF you ask M.E... I'm READDDYYYY....

2. So the electrician comes to my house and worked on the electricity on Thursday Morning, Thursday night I come home to no power... I call him up and he tells me he couldn't see to turn it back on??? Huh??? On top of that he tells me he is afraid of the dark!!!! *dead*

3. Did I really just watch my co-worker cut some Dead Skin off of her toe and then just put the surgical scissors back in the draw for the next dental procedure??? OMG...that's nasty!

4. A Disgusted, Busted and Can't be Trusted Moment... at the Senior Center... Have you ever seen old people "Play House"??? Ewwww
Sidenote: I will never play the teenage Baby-Sitter Again!

5. Dang... Her weave is Expired!!!

6. At the Senior Center- I was teaching a session last Wednesday on AIDS in the elderly community and why did Mr. Kelvin shout out "I'm to fat to have AIDS"... Hahahhaha... Old people!

7. Did this armoured truck man just stop to talk to me with all those money bags in his hand??? He was so dumb I could have robbed him!

8. Your teeth are real loud right now... Lol

9. Why did my Boss fell off the ladder yesterday trying to steal digital cable from the MRI lab upstairs... Lol CHEAPO

10. If I always think, the way I always thought, I'll always see, the way I always saw; If I always see, the way I always saw, I'll always feel, the way I always felt; If I always feel, the way I always felt.... No wonder I always get what I always got!

11. My Boss is so cheap that when we finished with our patient and he saw her disposable bib covering wasn't dirty, he made me fold it back up to re-use for the next patient.

12. I found out the hard way that you never look for a new computer on your old computer... Btw Mac or Dell???

13. .... For the Unthinkable!!!

"Its ok to lose your pride over someone you love. Dont lose someone you love though over your pride. Stick with your entree and get over your sides". – Fabolous

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #81

2010-05-30T15:33:00.000-07:00

1. 2010... My year of CONSISTENCE!!!!

2. Embarrassing Moment #57... So I really cursed this lil girl out this weekend cause she dropped a bag of onions infront of my house and was gonna walk away from them... 2 mins into my rant I realized the poor child didn't have any ARMS... I'm going to Hell!!!

3. A Disgusted, Busted and Can't be Trusted Moment: When my patient on Monday could not resist the urge to lick my fingers the whole time I was cleaning her teeth... Nasty Jawn!!!

4. So I'm driving home and I witness Car B hit Car A at a light... They both get out and the Black driver of Car B told the white Drive of Car A to pull over to the side to exchange info... Car A pulled over while Car B took off... I saw that coming a mile away!

5. So a 82 year old woman is sewing my Boss (the Dentist) for "putting his fingers in her mouth too many times"

6. Why did I find Roscoe the Cat that lives on my porch stuck in my mail slot on the door???

7. So I'm looking for Hotels to stay at in Miami and in small print- why did one of the Hotels say " Must bring your own Sheets" lol!!!

8. Why do Chinese people always ask for a second bag at the store??? I'm just really curious cause they barely want to give me one bag at their stores?

9. A toxic Job is like a Bad Boyfriend... Eventually you have to say Enough is Enough!!!

10. I started Mentoring again and the agency sent my yesterday a picture and brief background description of my student and why is she Chinese with the first name of Ho??? I gotta give this jawn a nickname!

11. Still looking for H.I.M.???

12. Have you ever wanted something so bad that you put your all into it to end up with nothing... Then time passes and that thing is given to you and you no longer want it???

13. So Many choices... None which meet the criteria...

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #80

2010-05-30T15:30:00.000-07:00

BEST BUY SPECIAL EDITION:
LETS SEE IF I REMEMBER HOW TO DO THIS... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT
VOLUME 2: BETTER LATE THAN NEVER...
22 MORE THINGS THAT PERTURB ME ABOUT WORKING AT BEST BUY...

1. Please STOP asking me if I still work at Best Buy especially when you run into me at the store and you see me in my uniform- I don't wear the shirt for fun!!!

2. If you are Black and the name on your credit card is Sung Ho... Please get out of my line, go to my co-worker next to me! Anything and Everything gets by Him!

3. Please Do Not comment on my appearance or personification... I will not smile because you tell me 2... I don't wear a name tag cause I am liable to be Rude to you, but if you ask my name is Giannia... HAHHAHAHHAHA (INSIDE JOKE)

4. Oh NO You Didn't Tell me you were in a hurry... I will be taking my sweet time now!!!!

5. I have no problem with you wanting to be on your phone... But Do Not ask me to repeat Myself!

6. Please don't get mad at me cause you waited 15 minutes in my line ONLY to find out we ONLY do returns at Customer Service. And Yes you have to wait in their long line as well! Lol

7. No we don't work off of commission so Please Stop acting like the money goes directly in my pockets!!!! I'm just trying to help you out!

8. Employees on your day off... Please RELAX, you just started 30 days ago, how was I suppose to know you worked here and you get a discount??? Closed mouths don't get Feed!

9. Sidenote: New Employees-Best Buy is lying to you... After the Holidays you will be getting the BOOT!!!! OOPS I'm late... You Did!!!

10. Customers Please do not come up to me at my register and ask me if "This is the Checkout"!!!!

11. Don't get mad at me because Walmart has the movie cheaper than we do... Why aren't you at Walmart then???

12. Service and Replacement plans are for IN-CASE-$HIT-HAPPENS... And knowing your luck.... $hit will happen!!!

13. Btw... If you are spending $999.99 on a item and you can't afford the $60 Service/ Replacement Plan then maybe you shouldn't be buying that item right now!!!

14. Customers Please Do Not come in the doors at 9:50pm and expect us to be Happy and Courtesy that you want a TV that's in the warehouse on the bottom of all the other tvs... For your Shopping convenience we will re-open at 9am tomorrow morning!

15. Did you really just ask me if we did LAYAWAYS???

16. Circuit City closed a year ago, please don't bring in a yr old circular and expect me to price match something for you!!!!

17. If you know that the line is long why wouldn't you use your time wisely and get your form of payment ready or make your selection before getting to my register? Don't you realize that's why the line is so long?

18. If we are having an Online ONLY sale... Why do you think its gonna be the same price in the store???

19. Please Don't come into Best Buy 5 times a week just to use our Internet and Play Rock Band!!! WE STILL LOVE YOU STEVE!!!! LOL

20. Employees we close at 10pm- We must be out by 10:05pm!!! Let's Stay Focus Tony!!!! Lol

22. Friends and Family... I know I work at Best Buy but I am not a walking, talking directory, I don't know if we carry it, How much it is, If its ever on Sale, How many we have in stock, How much it is with my discount, Can I drive to Delaware and get it with no taxes, Hold it for you at the store until next week, How much the service plan is, which model is better... And Finally NO I Do Not have the number to the manufacture. But since you are a Friend or Family Member- I would be happy to look it up for you ;)!!!!!

DON'T GET ME WRONG...AND I STILL LOVE MY J.O.B. LOL

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #79

2010-05-30T15:28:00.000-07:00

1. Don't ask questions if your not ready to hear the ANSWER...

2. Why are the Chinese food samplers at the mall so Darn Good??? But the Meal never compares?

3. Last week, I'm sitting at a red light and to my left pulls up this cute guy- nice car! So he asked me to roll my window down, and just then the gorilla glue holding up my sideview failed - leaving my freakin mirror dangling. :( SMH I just pulled off!!!

4. My Boss told me that I have Crack- Head Strength!!!! Lol I took it as a compliment!

5. So my friend came home one day to find a mouse in her bath tub, once she got over the initial panic attack she was instructed by her boyfriend to throw every cleaning supply that she had in the house at the mouse... Poor Mickey Didn't have a Chance Lmbo!!!!

6. Sometimes we know we shouldn't and thats exactly why we do...

7.Why did I see a woman holding a toddler in her hands on the back of a pick-up truck.... If she didn't qualify for the passenger side seat, I don't know who does!

8. FLASHBACK... Several yrs ago on Valentine's Day I really like this guy, and he brought all my friends and I a single red rose, so before I got home, my friends collected all the roses and put them together and told me that he had brought me these Rose(S)... I was so excited, but they could see I was about to O.D., so they confessed!!!! :( I think what they did hurt more than getting one single red rose! Thanks Nia, Eb and Chas!!!!

9. Why did my mother tell her Babies Daddy (yes u heard me right) that he stunk and this fool goes and sprays
Air freshner on himself???

10. The only easy day was yesterday!

11. Am I the only person who is Happy Eminem is back? Don't Judge Me!!!!

12. Unique is an understatement, I'm just messed up...

13. EXTRA- EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT... Apparently I Am Breaking News!!!!

"Love is not who you can see yourself with. It is who you can't see yourself without."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #78

2010-05-30T15:26:00.000-07:00

HALLOWEEN EDITION

1. The one day a year I can be M.Y.S.E.L.F.

2. So around 1am Sunday morning, this mother comes knocking on my door with her 2 daughters tricker Treating, I told her I ran out of candy hours ago and she told me to turn my F-in porch light off! Hahhahhahahaha.... REALLY THO???

3. So why did my Boss come in on Saturday morning dressed like Robert Downey Jr, from Tropic Thunder- WHY WAS THAT ACCEPTABLE?!?

4. Since when does no custom get you Candy??? Not on my Block!!!!

5. Why did this lil boy come knocking on my door on Friday Night asking for Candy... I told him to come back on Saturday and he asked me could he spend the night (FRESH @ss)!!!

6. STRANGE... So why was my next door neighbor BBQ for Halloween and decide to hand out Hotdougs and Hamburger instead of candy!

7. Please People it is totally unacceptable and pure laziness to throw candy out of your third story window to the little kids!!!

8. Candy corn and Peeps make my skin crawl...

9. So my boss decided to glue his fake mustache on with the same glue we use to cement permanent crowns... Why did one of my patients rip it off in curiosity and took his skin off in the process!!!! Its tough being a black man...lol

10. I went to Loews the hardware store the day after Halloween and witnessed some man stealing pumpkins, I mentioned it to the woman at the register and she told me that the store has been monitoring and the workers have been crackin up at him sneaking the pumpkins all day considering that they were FREE!!!! LOL

11. If I hear Thriller One more time on the radio!!!!!!

12. Does the President's kids go tricker treating???

13. Okay... so I never even got to pass out the candy- because I ate it all myself... :)

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #77

2010-05-30T15:24:00.000-07:00

1. Just waiting for you to change the color of my MOOD ring...

2. I think the Contractor working on my house stole my tooth paste... WWJD?

3. Why is this chick 8mos pregnant and out running me on the treadmill...???

4. Why did my patient have the nerve to tell me that my skin completion is what makes me teeth look so white- I wanted to monkey slap her!

5. I hate it when you tell me your gonna call me back and my phone never rings... Ugggggghhhhhh!!!

6. So my 60yr old grandma got into a fight with one of her neighbors last week lol (Why is my grandmother fighting?) In her words- "I had to Molly Whop that Hoe" lmao

7. Did I really walk into the glass door at Rite Aid??? I thought it was a automatic slider, but it never slid :( LOL

8. Gained 5lbs in my sleep dreaming I was on Top Chef sampling all the Food- And didnt cook a dang thing!!!! Lol

9. It may just be my opinion but I don't think heels are a good idea on the elliptical...

10. I miss my brother... Can't wait for him to come home!!!! (He is not in jail btw lol- The Navy)

11. Is it Bad that I go to the same shopping center where my gym is located to get something to eat but I don't workout???

12. My driver side mirror is being held on by Gorilla Glue... Please don't judge me or my Baby!!!!

13. I cried today... not because I miss you... or even wanted you... but because I realized I'm gonna be all right without you...

"Wanting him is hard to forget, loving him is hard to regret, losing him is hard to accept, but even with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #76

2010-05-30T15:21:00.000-07:00

SPECIAL EDITION
PLEASE DON'T DISR.E.S.P.E.C.T. ME OR MY CAR...

1. So I think I ran over someone's Grandma rushing home for the 2 hour season premier of Heroes- MY BAD... I couldn't be Tardy for that Party!

2. So yesterday I found a half eaten Burger King sandwich under my passenger side seat. God only knows how longs its been there- If its yours I'm holding it for you.

3. Dear Ms. Crackhead- Don't EVER in your life jump into the back seat of my car and tell me to
take you to the corner of Broad and Poplar.

4. Whoeva took my side mirror off on Cecil B. Moore Ave- May God have mercy on your Soul.

5. Please don't write WASH ME on my car window... My Car doesn't talk like that- lol

6. When My BFF saw me shifting gears, she told me how impressed she was that I knew how to drive a Stick- Poor child tought me moving my lever from (P) parked to (D) drive was a skill!!!
Lol oh Jenny B.

7. So I recently got into a road rage situation where I accidentally cut some SUV off on the highway- But I'm like 4ft nothing, with no side view mirror- So the jerk proceeded to jump back in front of me and go 2miles per hour next to a tracker trailer going even slower. So is it bad that when I finally got around him I repeated his actions??? Lol what's worst is my friend/ prophtye Kyndalle was next to me screaming Patty the whole way!!! (You just have to know Kyndalle) Lol

8. 3 weeks ago I caught the kids on my block using my car as base in a game of "IT" I chased one of the kids halfway down the block for throwing his body against my car- 2 days later my car
was keyed. Damn kids lol :(

9. Lasted I check, I pay my own car note... Please don't disrespect Me or My country music by changing the channel...

10. In the state of MD you get a front and back license plate but In PA you only get a back plate. Well several yrs ago I decided to lend my front plate to a friend so he could get his car from A to B without being pulled over. 8 months later someone found my plate in the backseat of a abandon car that had been shot up and striped! Lol Damn you Ricardo!!!! That wasn't to bright of me either I guess ;)

11. My first car ever caught on Fire while I am on my way to somewhere I shouldn't have been ;)... And 8 years later the same thing happened again!!! Guess it wasn't meant to be- AGF :)

12. Now you know I am the picture Queen did you really think you could fall asleep in my car and I not take a picture of you??? Lol

13. Please dont ask me to use my car, if you just wrecked yours...

"You can only go as fast as the person infront of you allows" ~Me (more about life then cars)

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #75

2010-05-30T15:19:00.000-07:00

1. Dear Mr. School Bus Drive: Why were you in my way this morning??? Please stay off of Haverford Ave between the time of 710 and 745.
Sincerely, Patrice

2. I'm in Rite Aid yesterday, and why do I notice that the old man in front of me has his shoes on the wrong foot :( No wonder he walks with a limp.

3. Last night I witnessed one of my neighbors stealing the front porch furniture of another neighbor lol What do I did, I know they saw me... I dont wanna be the neighborhood Snitch but I am cool with the other neighbor. So much for the Neighborhood Watch!!!!

4. Why do I bother bringing a lunch to work if I'm gonna eat it by 930am?

5. Mr. Dump Truck Man- Why did you compact my trashcan lid??? And then admit it to me when I asked you the following week??? I want a new one- Thx

6. Continuous DISR.E.S.P.E.C.T. In the 09 to my Country Music!!! CAPITAL WTH KANYE!!!
Sidebar: WTH was Lil Mama doin??? I guess she said Jay-Z and Alicia made it look so easy a Toodler could do it!!! Lol
And Lady Gaga your 2 weird for even my random thoughts!!!

7. Do the Neighbors know your name...? I love the new Trey Songz album READY

8. Does Penny Candy still cost a Penny???

9. I want someone to buy me a zebra print snuggie!!! Thanks!!!!

10. Why did this fool think it was acceptable to drive over a fallen tree with a Ford Focus???

11. Why did my patient lose her pinky finger nail because she had her hand out the passenger side window and the driver chipped another car taking her nail right off??? Not funny but kinda is...

12. Interest are decepticons in business attire!!!!

13. If you think I'm lonely NOW...

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."
Rest in Peace Patrick Swayze

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #74

2010-05-30T15:17:00.000-07:00

1. You Still Haven't Figured Me out Yet??? I give you the answers and you still manage to Fail the Test!!!!

2. I'm told that Bruhz make great boyfriends... When they manage to get out of that undergraduate mentality- an Omega Man... imagine that!

3. So my mom was delivering mail one day and a White Man walked up to her and said "Have you ever had Sex in the Mail truck?"... My mother in her stuck face said "No"... So the guy said "Do you want to?... Lol Crazy things happen to my mom 2, its not just me!!!

4. It is Better To Be Alone, Than to keep the Wrong Company!

5. My boss caught me licking the inside of a Salt and Vinegar Chip bag (Don't act like you have never done it)... He was just mad that I was "Stashing" Food on him! Lol

6. Why did someone glue nickels, dimes and quarters to the sidewalk and had my mother walking down the street trying to pick them up! Hahahahaha! So SAD!!!!

7. Please don't mistake my tears for fear... Oh I'm just Pissed because I can't react the way I want!

8. Even his feet got muscles!!!! Lol

9. This Fall Degrassi gets Realer??? How much realer can that show get? I'm nervous...

10. Can I tell you a secret? I busted my tail carrying a huge bag of trash down the steps while on the phone wearing my good sandals... Landed on my back, slid down the stairs and knocked myself out with the bag of trash! Bruised my back and my ego! I need one of those "I've fallen and can't get up" Buttons!

11. When you look into the Mirror, Do you like what you see??? Confidence is Everything!!! I got Mines- Call M.E. if You Need Some :)

12. Brain farts are in an involuntary release of ignorance!

13. In 3yrs... GOOGLE ME....

"The World, Made By Man... Perfected By Women"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #73

2010-05-30T15:15:00.000-07:00

1. Have you ever wanted to date outside your race??? I think I am ready for a White Man... (Not you Eli) lol

2. Have you ever been down with O.P.P.???

3. Have you ever got into an argument and half way through realized you were wrong but still continued to argue your original point??? Shame on you!

4. Have you ever called someone to talk about your problems and they made the conversation all about them?? SORRY!!!! LOL

5. Have you ever given out the same advice that you yourself should follow??? "Practice What You Preach" *In my Best Barry White Voice*

6. Have you ever tried to make your co-worker disappear with your Super Powers???

7. Have you ever sent someone a text message or email about someone else and realized you had actually sent it to the person it was about??? Awkward!!! NOT A GOOD FEELING!!! GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY!!!

8. Have you ever sat at a stop light so long that it seemed like forever, only to realize you were at a stop sign???

9. Have you ever felt like you wanted to cry- but nothing was wrong???

10. Have you ever opened up an old B-Day card to see if you still had money left in it??? LOL

11. Have you ever picked your nose in public at a awkward time and didn't have anything but a chair or table to wipe your boogie on??? Ewwwww

12. Have you ever thought about responding back to my random thoughts ;)??? Lol I enjoy comments.

13. Have You Ever Loved Someone So Bad that it Hurt???... I'LL DRINK TO THAT!!!!

"TGIF"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #72

2010-05-30T14:49:00.001-07:00

1. "Can't you look at me and tell that I am free???" ~ Muhammad Ali

2. My hair dresser at the Dominican Salon had a severe case of camel-toe... Her co-workers don't respect her... And apparently neither do I- lol

3. A patient called the office yesterday and asked me if the Doctor was sleeping with his wife because she spends more time at the office then home- Damn should I have not told him that She hasn't been in-in over a year?

4. I go to get some Chinese food and as I'm walking into the carry-out I get a glimpse of the Cook washing his feet on the side of the building with a hose- Its very unacceptable that I still went in and got my shrimp-rolls.

5. "My cousin from jail requested me as a friend on Facebook, Its going Down Yall" ~Peez.... "What was his network???" ~ Me lol

6. When my lil brother was 5, he witness my doug humping his cat. 3 weeks later his cat had kittens- Now somehow he believed that my doug fathered his cat's kittens... My brother hasn't been right ever since and neither has the cat! Lol

7. Did I really just sign a New 6 month contract with Comcast to get the HBO promotion just to watch TRUE BLOOD- I'm a Fiend!!!! Thx Peez

8. Some things you can't take back... And something are unforgivable ;(

9. Have u ever wondered how they get the paint into the spray paint cans? I have... Lol

10. "May he who is without sin cast the first stone"

11. 6 months ago, a patient came in with a stain on his sweater and I washed it for him at the office, Today he comes in with a large bag of laundry, and had the nerve to have specific instructions on how he wanted me to wash his unmentionables. My Job is a joke- And Im not laughing!

12. Why are relationship such big games... Why can't it go like this- I like you ... and You like me- so let's make something out of it???

13. I never apologize for being me...

"God, grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know the difference."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #71

2010-05-30T14:47:00.000-07:00

1. Holding my tears at bay...

2. Have you ever been in the car alone and passed-gas and it was so fool that you had to say excuse me to yourself??? Lol

3. I'm convinced that my Boss has an imaginary friend, cause I know he ain't talking to me that way!!!!

4. Every minute spent angry- Is 60 seconds worth of Happiness Wasted...

5. Is it possible to be in Love with 2 people at the same time EQUALLY???

6. Is it wrong that I have been going really hard competing against a 3yr to be the Flower Girl at my Auntie and Unkle's wedding??? Sorry Chloe- But I mean business!!!

7. Things don't happen when you want them to happen... They happen when they're suppose to happen.

8. Why did a Bill Collector call my phone and leave me a voicemail saying "What is wrong with you"??? Lol I really ain't gonna pay you with that attitude!

9. Why did the chick on treadmill slit her pants and refused to stop her work out??? What's worst is I'm on the bike behind her and I have to watch her thong being lodged deeper and deeper into her crack!

10. I asked a pregnant woman to rub her belly yesterday, not only was she not Pregnant but she was not a She!!!

11. How could I be so naive???

12. Life is like a coin... You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can spend it ONLY once.

13. "ALL OR NOTHING" ~ PRW

Takes a Fed-Up person to say those words, A Proud person to mean it, But a Strong person to stick to it... Jesus Walks With Me!!!!

"IF..."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #70

2010-05-30T14:46:00.000-07:00

1. "I keep on fallin' in and out of love with you, Sometimes I love you, Sometimes you make me blue, Sometimes I feel good, At times I feel used, Loving you darling- Makes me so confused"... Alicia Keys

2. If I can't have your Trust why would I want anything else???

3.Why did a patient tell me that he went to spit his gum out the window and his tooth went wit it???

4. Can you imagine a grown man wiping himself with a feminine wipe??? Lol

5. My Boss caught me changing the clock at work so we could get out 10 mins early so he moved it to 10 mins slow... Lil does he know Ima just come in 10 mins late tomorrow!!! Lol

6. How can you miss what you never had??? Most people miss out on their Blessing while they are too Busy Blessing their curse!!!

7. Almost died using my cruise control...

8. So I've heard of your car window being broken so when u go through the drive thru u have to open the door... But your window and door not working and having your kid climb out the back hatch to order the food then run around to window 1 and 2 is just too much!!!

9. Learning the hard way that... Forgiveness is not for the other person... Its for you!!!! (Thx LS)

10. Summarizing my weekend with the girls... 11 out 15, hot as hell, Chessmen, the return of the facilitator, girl talk, male bashing (much deserved lol), beer bellys, no Apples, Book reviews, great food, "I've nevers", blue suede shoes, uncontrolable laughter, astronomy lessons, disappearing acts ;), trips down memory lane, photo opts, sleepovas, crazy lightening, And WONDERFUL life updates... I love my Linesisters!!!

11. What is it about that elevator that makes me sound like Patti La Belle!

12. Please Don't make me do a drive by with my Bible!!!

13. I'm just Chillin...

"From great difficulties spring great dreams"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #69

2010-05-30T14:44:00.000-07:00

1. My life is a song... I want you to sing it off key!!!

2. To Good of a Woman to be your BEST KEPT SECRET...

3. If I ever go missing I have a folder on my computer titled Possible SUSPECTS... and within that folder are also several APPROVED pictures of myself for the news... Please don't have me out there on TV, milk cartons or papers looking JACKED!!!!

4.I wear shoes to bed cause I sleep walk... Lol

5. When I was in the 6th grade I was Absolutely Obsessed with this white boy with bangs... Oh Bradley Thomas where are you now??!???!

6. I once hopped in a dumpster hiding from some noisy Kappas just so they won't see me...(Had to be there) Lol I am the original Oscar the Grouch

7. I use to eat raw spaghetti noodles until I broke my tooth and ended up needing a root canal... Did I say "Use to"? Not a lesson learned!!!

8. I have reoccurring dreams that I am walking down a walkway in the park with the Man of my dreams and out of nowhere squirrels (Philly squirrels) start chasing us and H.E. Just leaves me to fight them off by myself!!! I have issues clearly...

9. I'm a cry baby on the low... Doesn't mean you should make me cry tho!!!

10. When I was born my family took one look at me and wanted to name me Tweetybird... Glad to see the rest of my body caught up with head!

11.When I'm DEPRESSED I SHOP... When I get my Credit Card statements- I get DEPRESSED... Do you not see the viscous never ending cycle I am twirling around in???

12. I like to touch pregnant people... Don't Judge Me!!!

13. My Best asset is my worst asset... Think about it!!!

"Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. "

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #68

2010-05-30T14:42:00.000-07:00

1. Wishing on a Star...

2. Why did I watch a squirrel get electrocuted on my roof, play dead for 5 seconds then hop back up and re-gather his/her nuts!!! Lol

3. I asked a patient when was she due and she told me that she wasn't pregnant... AWKWARD!!!!

4. I have been late to work all week... What eva happened to those 6:30am wake up calls???

5. So my Boss hurt his finger yesterday, why did he think it was acceptable to give his finger an injection of novacaine???

6. I remember the time, place and the weather on the day you said hi to me...

7. This may sound a lil gay... But I am convinced that I am in Love with my Linesisters...lol I miss them jawnie heads... And I could really use them close by right now :)

8. I don't know why the Heart doesn't do what the Mind tells it???

9. Why did someone Sharpie my face on the picture of my Boss, Co-worker and me that hangs in the office??? My co-worker said it was one of the kids or the over-night clean up staff... But yall know I don't believe that Jawn ;( I feel so Disrespected!!!

10. Whatever happen to H.I.M.???

11. Its nothing like the summer, fireworks, cook out hoppin, Summertime on the radio, Legs
Shinning, Toes did- all while anticipating that first Hotdoug!!!

12. Not everyone wants to reach the Top... So feel luck if along your way you find someone heading in the same direction willing to climb with you...

13. THE COUNT DOWN BEGINS... OWT All Weekend... Catch Me If You Can!!!

"Let me tell you somethin'. This here, right now, at this very moment, is all that matters to me..." ~ Love Jones

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #67

2010-05-30T14:41:00.000-07:00

1. 2 Times in 1 week... I'm spoiling you...

2. Its hard to explain the feeling when the inevitable becomes reality...

3. Why did Mr. Gross my patient have on a sports bra yesterday??? And when he noticed that I noticed the bra, he explained it as being good support for his back!!! AWKWARD!!!!

4. My Mother and Sister came up from Bmore for 2 days... Why did I have to take My Mommy to a suvineior shop to get Philadelphia key chains and magnets for her friends and co-workers? Lol

5. Come on Now... Did you really think those were Michael Jackson's Kids??? Lol

6. So my co-worker is a little on the slow side, she went out and brought 3 digital converter boxes because of the June 12th change over and she had the nerve to ask me to help her install them... Why does this Jawn have Verizon Fios already set up in her house???

7. "We go on because it is the hard thing to do. And we owe ourselves the difficulty" ~ Soror Nikki Giovanni

8. BEST BUY is slowly Fading me to Black!!!! Get at the Discount- Asap, Asap, A.S.A.P. :(
(Shout out to T-TA)

9. So they are really playing Mary Mary's "Its the God in Me" in the clubs!!! I Support It- But it does make it awkward to drop it like its hot :)

10. Did my patient really throw up in her mouth and expect me to continue to clean her teeth??? I'm SO DONE...

11. Why did I walk into the restroom at IKEA and someone had Shatted on the floor??? Nasty had completely missed the toilet!!! SMH

12. BTW am I the only one working on this 4th of July Friday???

13. IF you can keep your Head when are about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you... IF...

"Love yourself enough to set the standard for those who wish to Love you in Return"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #66

2010-05-30T14:39:00.000-07:00

1. Its too Big, Its too wide, Too Strong, It wont fit, Its too much, Its too tough...SUCH A BIG EGO...

2. Not Moving On... Moving Forward...

3. So my MARRIED patient put a personal ad in the news paper saying "looking for someone to have a good time with"... He set up a date with this woman who he thought shared the same interest as him, and when he got to the restaurant he was mortified to find out that his date was his wife who had also placed a personal ad in the same paper... AWKWARD!!!!

4. Was it just me or was the Bet Awards really that Horrible...??? Why was Drake sitting down? Ciara... NO BOO-BOO singing is not your thang, Why was Jamie and Neyo boo-lovin the whole show? Joe Jackson (shoot yaself), Vin Raines- what were you talking about? Beyonce- why the wedding dress? and Janet gave me chills!!!!

5. One of our patients swallowed her crown and 2 hrs later she called the office and said she could feel it when she touched her stomach.... Hahhahahhaaha... Not even possible!!!

6. I think the Ice Cream Man is selling more than just Ice Cream... Why else would he be on my block at 3am???

7. The drive thru tellers at McDonalds are taking that "Just throw it in the bag" song a lil 2 serious!

8. Did security really chase me at Six Flags because I took a picture of the picture of me on the Nitro???

9. Can facebook just add people to my friend list??? Cause I'm sure I would never accept you!!!!

10. A little bit of effort goes a long way...

11. I called you, you answered,I said Hi and began to pull my heart out to you, never letting you get a word in... 10 minutes later you decided to tell me I dialed the wrong number! Is it bad that I still asked you for advice???

12. I seen transformers 2 and I have just been waiting for my car to make a move!!!

13. SELF DESTRUCTING IN 5...4...3...2...1...

I AM SO CONFUSED... This must be a mid- life crisis!!!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #65

2010-05-30T14:37:00.000-07:00

1. I'm lost and I'm finding it really hard to find my way...

2. Why is it that a man's apology is simply acting like nothing ever even happen???

3. Why did I give one of my patients the wrong whitenning material and now she is walking around with her upper teeth looking like chicklets... Ummmmm I Still have a Job!!!!

4. If my boss calls me the Island Girl one more time... He really must not be used to Black Women and Braids lol

5. A patient in your waiting room...

6. It really stressed me out that one of the bathroom stalls at my job has its own sink inside the stall!!!! Idk why but what made that stall so special?

7. So much GAS I could top off my car... Lol

8. I watched this man crash his car watching some Chick lick a lolipop at the bus stop... Wait until you see me eat the skin off this KFC 2pc.... Now that's S.E.X.Y!!!

9. Just because I love you- Doesn't mean we are suppose to be together :(

10. Why did I think Swagsurfing was something you did on the computer???

11. I choked on a sunflower seed at work... Actually not funny, almost seen my life flash before my eyes. But it didn't stop me from finishing the bag...

12. Press Play-> Brandy's "Have You Ever"

13. I have been running from my past, speeding to get to a better future, forgetting to slow down for today...

"HAPPINESS KEEPS YOU SWEET, TRIALS KEEP YOU STRONG AND SORROWS KEEP YOU HUMAN, FAILURES KEEP YOU HUMBLE, SUCCESS KEEPS YOU GLOWING, BUT ONLY GOD KEEPS YOU GOING!"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #64

2010-05-30T12:39:00.000-07:00

DOMICIAN REPUBLIC STYLE
1. Did STELLA get her groove back??? What happens in the DR...

2. My new name is Patrice Louis Manuel Fernandez... I was married for 22 hours (he wasn't very faithful) Ohmmmmgeee lol

3. Almost lost my freakin life on a Banana Boat that capsized 3 times... I lost my breakfast and swallowed half the DR ocean...

4. Apparently at the Stripe Club called "Crystal's" where you can get anything for $3! I gave my friend $10 and I didn't see this dude until the plane ride home!!!!

5. Why did I step on a used condom on the beach? Only in the DR... Ewwwwww

6. ALICIA FARJDO... Nuff Said...

7. Never tell a Dominican woman that her baby is cute. Cause I did, then the woman left that jawn with me? I think she was asking me in spanish to take the baby back to the states with me! I turned around and the woman had disappeared... Hope that baby isn't still sitting on the beach!

8. Was I the only person who noticed the flies on the food? And did you know you can get any drink in a size Virgin???

9. Why did I go to the atm to get $20 out and it gave it to me in pesos coins, what kinda atm releases coins?

10. Got the best massage in the world... I walked in and saw this BIG JAWN and was like "I want you" *In my MR. T voice* she definitely got a lil up and close and personal wit me... (ummmmmm is it wrong that I like it?) HAHAHHAHAHA...

11. The DR- home of the unibrow and 3 thumbs per person!!!

12. If your not careful when driving through the city, they will rob you at a stop light...

13. Had the time of my life in the DR.... But now I need a vacation from my Vacation!!!! Looking forward to the Reunion June 6th!!!!

"Get the Booty Do"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #63

2010-05-30T12:37:00.000-07:00

1. No one told me it was gonna be this HARD...

2. Have you ever invited someone over to your place and when they went to use the restroom- you couldn't remember if you flushed the toilet from the last time you were in there??? AWKWARD!!!! LOL

3. So my 15yr old cousin just found out she is pregnant with Twins by her 16 year old boyfriend... His response to the news was... "How could that be? We only had sex once! So one of them can be mines, but the other belongs to someone else!?!?!"... SMH- CRACK IS WACK!!!

4. Someone definitely wrote in my Honestly Box on Facebook and said..." Where are the Random Thoughts"...lol

5. I asked my Boss what did he do for his Wife for Mother's Day? And he said... "Nothing... She not my mother" Hahahahhahahahahha...

6. Why do I always get the squeaky wheel carts at the supermarket or Wal-mart???

7. So I am in Kmart and after about 5 mins I notice that 2 security guards are following me around the store (No I wasn't stealing anything). My first thought was "Why does Kmart need some many security guards"- the answer became apparent later... They were just trying to talk to me and get my number, I tried explaining to them I had no phone but that lie was exposed when the song "Everybody in the club gettin tipsy" started ringing from my pocket (its my mother's ringtone... Don't judge her). So they help me do my shopping and when we got to the front, the store manager started yelling at both of them cause apparently while they were flirting the store was robbed by one of its own employees!!!! Lol (TBContinued)

8. I think when you accept the unacceptable, the unacceptable becomes acceptable...

9. ... So did I mention that they thought I intentionally distracted the guards while the employee robbed the store? Oh yea... The employee used the septa bus to get away!

10. My Co-Worker's lunch smells like doo-doo on a stick... I'm so tempted to febreeze it!!!

11. Got chased by a fat cat yesterday... Now I am afraid to go home....

12. HE LOVES ME...

13.RING-RING-RING... (NO ANSWER) Im Sorry_ Im in the DOMICIAN REPUBLIC HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE... PLEASE LEAVE A DETAILED MESSAGE!!!!

"Its The God In Me..." ~ Mary Mary

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #62

2010-05-30T12:36:00.000-07:00

1. Okay so I really thought that you got the "Swine Flu" from eating pork.. I was avoiding bacon for a week before someone educated me...lol

2. When did texting replace over-the-phone or in-person conversations??? Im in a relationship with your voicemail!!!!

3. Why did a patient give us a $2,000 fake check in October? And then have the nerve to call the office and ask us to clean his teeth this Thursday?...lol

4. I was at Path-mark shopping for my Housewarming and I had like 20 bags of groceries... so some little boy offered to help me carry my bags to my car, so I said sure and out of no where another little boy came and tried to help me too. Well the 1st boy got pissed and started beating down the 2nd boy. It was like a shopping bag turf war. So I proceeded to put my freakin groceries in my car myself... And don't you know after I was finished they both had the audacity to ask me for money... I NEED TO GET OUT OF PHILLY!!!

5. Oh Yea- Time to shave those legs and pull out the sun dresses and sandals... DR here I come...

6. What is the real meaning of O.P.P.??? Cause I was listening to a Ice Chip station and they had a caller call in and say it meant "Only Praying People"...lol

7. Single and Ready to Mingle...

8. Life is just a minute,
Only sixty seconds in it,
Forced upon you, can't refuse it.
Didn't seek it, didn't choose it.
But it's up to you to use it.
You must suffer if you lose it,
Give an account if you abuse it,
Just a tiny little minute,
But eternity is in it.

9. So my brakes sound like I'm dragging a soda can under my car... since I don't have the money to get them fixed, I decided to tie a real can to my car so I wouldnt be so embarrassed at the neighborhood stop lights...

10. So why did my next door neighbor un-tie the can from my car trying to be helpful... lol

11. Why did I see a man riding his bike on the street all while walking his doug on the sidewalk? What was worst is the doug was pulling him and making him run into cars...lol

12. Who comes to a Wii Party and doesn't want to play the Wii??? lol Had a Great time at my Housewarming, Thank you to all my wonderful friends that came or was there in spirit and supported me... LUV YA!!!

13. "If you can keep your head when all about you..." For once in my life I'm about to be Real Selfish... Its all about M.E....

"Day and night (what, what)
I toss and turn, I keep stressing my mind, mind (what, what)
I look for peace but see I don't attain (what, what)
What I need for keeps this silly game we play .. play
Now look at this (what, what)
Madness to magnet keeps attracting me, me (what, what)
I try to run but see I'm not that fast (what, what)
I think I'm first but surely finish last .. last..."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #61

2010-05-30T12:34:00.000-07:00

1. I am ONE of a kind... Don't make the mistake of treating me like everyone else!!!!!!!

2. I don't understand by How you look at me, why we are not together???

3. I woke up Wednesday morning in a panic, it was 930am and I have to be to work at 730am. So while throwing my clothes on (yeah I wasn't gonna wash) in a rush I called the office and left my boss this stupid message "Hi, I got a flat tire and had these 3 Mexican guys push my car to the nearest tire center which happened to not have any air. Therefore I am stuck at the place waiting for a tow. I should be there in 30mins". Then, I get 2 blocks away from my house before I remember that I am off on Wednesdays...

4. No more yogurt before going to the gym... People are starting to stare!

5. Just because u saw me doesn't mean you made me Lil Weezy!!!!

6. Did you know when you hack into a business voice mail and delete the dumbest message you have ever left that-that message stays in the trash for 2 days before it really deletes? ;(

7. I found the key to weight lost! I was sick last week and lost 6lbs... I'm gonna get the flu next week... You won't even recognize me!!!

8. When I get rich, I'm going to hire a midget to scratch my back all day...lol

9. We pulled a 8 year old kid's wisdom teeth yesterday... Does anyone else not see the problem in that?

10. I don't drink coffee, it stunts your grow... AND I got places to go!!!

11. Do you even read my random thoughts? STOP skimming the page for the short ones...

12. Please stop DISRESPECTING ME....

13. I have been Disappointed, Disenfranchised And Disillusioned By Failed Relationships...

"A woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river flowing. She goes where she will without pretense and arrives at her destination, prepared to be herself and only herself".

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #60

2010-05-30T11:17:00.000-07:00

1. Why do Females Love with their Hearts and Males with their Heads??? For once I wish the roles were reversed!!!!

2. I'm downtown looking for a parking space and some guy pulls out with an hour still left on the meter- Don't you know the moment he left the spot, the meter went back to zero? Can the PPA (Philadelphia Parking Authority) really do that? Apparently yes they can...Mmmm SALT!!!!

3. I think everyone that works at my Dental Job goes into this one closet to past gas, I went into it yesterday (for no reason at all ;)) and I could tell someone had been there before me... Ewwwwwwwww

4. Why was there baby powder on the seat in the ladies room at my job??? Things that make
you go Mmmm hmm mm!!!!

5. BACK TO THE PPA... When I finally did park, don't you know they only gave me 3.5minutes for every quarter? What can I do in 3.5 minutes and why the half of a minute?

6. My Co-working and I haven't been speaking lately because she is twice my age, but doesn't act like it, so leaving the parking lot at my job the other day she hit someones car and then zoomed off... So I kindly left her information on the windshield of that person's car... It was the responsible thing to do ;) lol

7. I have the Greatest Mommy in the world... I thought I would share that with you on this Beautiful, Rainy, Pay-Day Friday!!! :)

8. I realized yesterday that I'm officially a old head cause I have a schedule from Sunday to Friday of things I must watch on TV., but I never see any of those shows because I fall asleep before they come on... Lol

9. Press Play... "At Night I Think Of You, I Want To Be Your Lady Baby"

10. I Can't Help but Remember those around me that I lost around this time of the year... My life hasn't been the same!

11. My Biggest fear in the world is that I will have the perfect job, all the $$$ I'll ever need, the House and the Car but no one to share it with...

12. Its funny how sometimes you don't get the hint until its slapping you in the face... You don't have to hit me... I GET IT!!!

13. Do you ever think that we are too OLD for the GAMES that we play? I don't wanna play anymore...

"The only Guy that deserves you is the one who thinks he doesn't."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #59

2010-05-30T11:15:00.000-07:00

1. You thought when you turned back I would still be there??? Silly Rabbit tricks are for kids...

2. Why was your mother doin the "Stanky leg"??? Lol

3. Who knew that going to the dentist would turn you on??? I really had a patient that started playin with himself while getting his teeth cleaned...

4. Pass relationships are like Passing Gas in Public... Just pretend it never happened!!! Lol

5. I love my new place... I am so Blessed!!! When are you coming by???

6. My boss caught me texting on my phone in front of a patient- AGAIN... I really felt like I was in high school all over again cause he took my phone and locked it in his desk until the end of the work day :(

7. So quiet u can hear a rat piss on cotton.... Lol (4 the Love of Ray J)

8. Some people have to walk through the fire and learn to walk with a limp... Ummmmmmmm

9. I have this patient that refuses to understand why her teeth won't get whiter when she bleaches them... Ummm let me see - This Jawn has an upper and lower dentures and they don't change in color! So is it morally wrong that we continue to sell her bleaching materials???

10. When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world!!!

11. I was with a patient on Monday and it might sound funny but I'm not trying to be- his feet smelled so bad that it started to make me feel sick! And when I stood up I almost passed out and I had a slight lost of vision... No he did not even have his shoes off!!!

12. Why do you go so hard for something and then when you get it you act like you never even really wanted it...???

13. I don't ask for much... Maybe that's why I get even less...

"When God Leads you to the edge o the cliff, trust Him fully and let go, Cause Only 1 of 2 things will Happen, Either He'll catch you when you fall, or He'll teach you how to Fly"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #58

2010-05-30T11:14:00.000-07:00

I Close my eyes, and curb my mouth, open my mind and words come out...
1. Don't miss your Blessing by Blessing your Curse... "Have I been doing this?"
2. So T (Terrible)-Mobile thought it was acceptable to not automatically update the time on my cell phone... The Disrespect Continues in the '09!!!
3. Why did my patient yesterday fall asleep while getting his teeth cleaned and he pee-peed on himself! Grown male thought he was dreaming! Whats worst is I was reading his chart and this wasn't the first time he's done this... EWWWWWWWW
4. Why did the Chinese people in the nail salon ask me if I wanted the Obama Special (Mani, Pedi, Eye Brows plus 2 free designs on the big toe)!!!
5. My Boss caught me eating my spaghetti with some of his dental instruments!!! I was all ready for the curse-out, but instead he just asked could he have some!!! Now I'm bothered that he doesn't see a problem with what I was doin!!!
6. No Boo Boo, that H & R Block Visa Debit Card is not a Black Card... Hahahhahahaha ~Cam
7. Took me 3 hours to put my bed together, and when I finally sat on it I feel straight through the center- Apparently they want you to use all of those nuts and bolts that come in the box. I knew one day those Bricks would be useful again!!! Please don't drop it like its hot on my bed tho... low simmer is more like it!!!
8. So my Best friend was in the potty on a train texting when the train came to a sudden stop and she flew across the bathroom with her panties around her ankles and she nearly died!!!! ROTFLMAO
9. Why did Lil Mama come to the Season Finale in her Oscar Award Winning outfit and who told her to read off a paper and give an acceptance speech! Wrap her up for the 4th season! PLEASE
10. My mom normally cleans the wax out of my ears... Haven't seen her in months!!! Lol
11. I had to Tell my personal trainer I want it to BOUNCE- not JIGGLE!!!
12. In order for 2 halves to be a whole, each half must be whole on its own...
13. Life's a dance you learn as you go, sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow. My life is better left to chance, I could have missed the PAIN, but I would've had to miss the DANCE...

"From the Heart, the Mouth Speaks"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #57

2010-05-30T11:12:00.000-07:00

God Brought me to, and God will bring me through...
1. *Holding a Sign* Will Work for LOVE...
2. Why is my 6'4/ 320 lb patient wearing Ugg boots with his sweat pants tucked inside??? Oh No... He just told me he was from Bmore- SMH!!!
3. I'm at the gas station and the guy in front of me asks for $50 on his pump, which just put my $4.93 to shame... Well a minute into getting gas a cop pulled into the gas station and this dude jumped through his passenger car door into the drivers seat and took off!!! So I kindly pulled my car up to his pump, fulled my tank and had the nerve to go inside and got his change!!! lol
4. SO animal control finally came and got that dead Doug that my neighbor was walking up and down the street last!!! But it got me too thinking... A year ago, this same guy told me that his wife had died 3 years ago... I won't be surprised if that Jawn is still laying in his bed??? He creeps me out!!! I got to get out of Philly!
5. Have you ever missed your trash day and decided to drive your trash to another neighborhood???
6. HAHAHAHAHAHHA... Your Mom's on Facebook!!!!
7. Went to volunteer at the senior center on a Blizzard Wednesday, I had about 20 puzzles I wanted to donate so I TEMPORARILY parked my car in the Handicap spot in front of the building, I came out of the building and Mr. Kendricks had got ejected out of his wheel chair into the snow, I went to help some of the other volunteers help him get up and I asked what happened and they said "Some Jerk parked in the Handicap spot and Mr. Kendricks had to park around the corner and wheel up the block on the ice!!! Dang... I felt bad... I blashed myself in front of the group for 10 mins, waited for everyone to leave then moved my car. lol
8. I don't SING... I VIBE... Yes thats what I call it!!!!
9. I have been thinking about it... What is another word for "thesaurus"?
10. How you gonna order take out for someone in another state??? My Adp and Kenny are Silly!!!
11. Hahahahaha... I'm laughing just thinking about this one... Why did my friend call the cops on a stray cat that was apparently "preventing" her from living her house cause the cat wont leave her steps!!! lol You will not allow a cat to hold you hostage in your own house Jinnely!!!
12. Sometimes God Has To Turn You Up Side down, So You Can Learn To Live Right Side Up!!! AMEN
13. Are YOU Hiring????
(If you didn't get it, Refer to #1)
"If I can't do it, Then it Can't be Done"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #56

2010-05-30T11:09:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #56
SPECIAL EDITION: JUST MY THOUGHTS ON THE SUPER BOWL!!!

1. I turned on the Television and Jennifer Hudson was doin the Dang Thang... Thought I was watchin the extended edition of Dream Girls!!!
2. Despite what you might thing, Just because I am a Woman- Doesn't mean I do understand the Game... Those text messages you may have got asking questions throughout the game did not come from me!!!
3. So I listened to all of the Offensive and Defensive Players Names and what Colleges they came from and Temple was not mentioned once... SMH!!!
4. Was it me or was the Commercials really BAD this year??? Too Many horses- Not enough Food!!! lol
5. Glad to Hear that no one brought up the Janet Jackson incident... Guess I just did... My Bad!!!
6. What does running like James Brown Really mean??? Have you ever seen James Brown run??? Re: James Harrison's 2nd quarter play!
7. While you were watching the game- were you yelling and screaming at the players on the TV then looking to your left and right to make sure no one thought you were crazy like I did??? The CRAZY part is I was by myself!!! *LOL in a crazy, creep way*
8. 12 minutes of Bruce Springsteen signing about the Glory Days almost made me want to bang my head up against a wall... Literally!!!!
9. Im selling Super Bowl Paddles... PAT.C.MOORE keeps it pushin around here!!! lol www.patcmoore.webs/com
10. Im a very superstitious (you know I had to look up the spelling of this word... I am ESL) person, I had to watch the game with my good red and white stripped socks on my feet, the RED GLOVE on my left hand, a bag of BBQ sunflower seeds and my hair in a Onlytail!!! STEELER NATION has me to thank, Please send all checks to North Philly!!!
11. At one point I got so Anxious, So Nervous... My heart was pounding, ears were ringing like a Fat Kid pulling into the parking lot of Hersey Park... And then I realized I don't even like ever of those 2 teams and Im not even a Football fan!!! lol
12. So WHY did I even watch the game? So I could bring to you these thoughts...lol
13. FINALLY... Football Season is OVER... Now can we get back to ME???

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #55

2009-01-23T01:00:00.000-08:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #55

1. *Singing* Your Just Too Good To Be True...

2. Mannnnnn.... I was sleep walking this morning and did my hair in the dark- and when I went to shine the finished product, I realized I sprayed my freakin hair with starch!!! I don't even iron, why was that bottle even out??? Anywho, It still looks Good... Stiff but Good!!!

3. I was so Exhausted and Sleepy yesterday that I slept straight through my Nap!!! lol

4. My crackhead neighbors' doug died last week... So why did I see him walking the darn thang on Wednesday??? Up and down the block he dragged his dead carcus... I'm calling animal control right after I call an insane asylum!!!

5. If You Sneeze And No One Is Around To Hear You, Does God Still Bless You???

6. Broken promises... :(

7.Me- "Excuse Me Miss, Can you tell me what color this dress is?"Cashier- "Silk"When the Heck did Silk become a color???

8. Just Because I Love You And You Love Me Doesn't Mean We Are Suppose To Be Together...

9. I have been looking for a new apartment or house lately... I'm new to this so can you please tell me what Is A Stand Up Shower? You mean to tell me you can't stand up in every shower??? I don't even wanna ask you why the same ad said an indoor toilet!!!

10. Why Did My Brother think it was acceptable to Give My Doug A Bubble Bath???

11. So Mannnnnnnnny people replied back to me and said they use to chew on their Barbie Doll feet too... *Tears* I feel so much better that I share my addiction wit so many wonderful people... What the heck did they make those feet out of... Trust me- They don't make them like they use to ;)

12. So apparently its unacceptable to drop an instrument on the ground in front of a patient and then say "5 Second rule" ... I'm surprise I still have a job!!!

13. Eyes that see clearly now... were once washed by tears...

"I am starting a revolution, whose coming with me?"
http://ricepatty13.blogspot.com/

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #54

2009-01-23T00:57:00.000-08:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #54
SPECIAL EDITION: EMANCIPATION OF ME

"First Seek to Understand... then to Be Understood"

1. Once upon a time there was a girl that was scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time she fell in love... it never seems to last... Im NOT THAT GIRL... anymore!!!

2. Do you really think I enjoy being ashy??? STOP starring and pointing (Don't you know I can see you?) And please don't talk about me to my face... Just give me some freakin lotion and don't be mad if I use up the whole bottle.

3. I like to give back to the community, I donate my time to the elderly, biweekly monetary donates to the young and underprivileged, prayers for the weak and shut in and the list goes on... But is it too much to ask that you not grab for my hand when I go to drop my spare change in your hand...

4. So I have an event coming up, I went to the mall to buy a dress and there I found my THUNDER THIGHS stuck in a size 8 dress in the dressing room of Macy's and my butt was screaming H-E-L-P M-E... Yall, I was so embarrassed to have to call the dressing room attendant in to butter me out the dress. All this time I didn't know the Darn dress had a invisible zipper on the side...

5. When I was in the 1st grade my teacher called my mother and told her that I didn't know my own name- It was then that I realized my whole life had been a lie, How was I suppose to know that Tricey was just a nickname??? I haven't been the same every since!!!

6. I struggle everyday with having the perfect job, the perfect co-workers and making the right amount of money... But still I feel that I am not living up to my potential- Do I really see myself doing this for the rest of my life??? HECK NO... What is a Girl to do???...

7. If I could choose to meet one person in the world, Dead or Alive... I would pick my father, Don't get me wrong, there is nothing I have to say to him... I just wanna see if he could really look me in my eyes...

8. When I was younger I use to chew on the feet of my barbie dolls and blame it on my brother- Don't Judge Me- I know Im Sick! lol

9. Why is my house so cold? I had to sleep balled up in a blanket on top of my vent last night... lol not even playin!!!

10. I'm at work at Best Buy on my phone in the bathroom for like 20 mins and I thought I was alone until a voice from the last stall yells out to me... "I'm sorry Ms. I was trying to wait until you left but you been on the phone for a while and it doesn't sound like you are gonna be leaving anytime soon- so forgive me but this is gonna get NASTY"!!! Whats worst is when the person came out the bathroom I realized it was my Co-worker from Customer Service!!! Nasty was right!!!

11. The Wii fit has absolutely played my life... It told me that I was a 78 yr old, overweight midget with no rhythm and why does it make that noise every time I step on it like I'm hurtin the pad???

12. January 20, 2009... CHANGE HAS COME!!! I was so overwhelmed yesterday and filled with Hope and Tears of joy but I wasn't truly inspired until I was watching the news that afternoon and they were talking to people from all over the world who had come to witness this historical moment and who do I hear talkin but Mr. Fields from the Senior Center telling the world how he is President Obama's father and always knew his son would be President one day... HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA... I loved it, made my day!!!

13. The biggest lesson I have learned is the Greatest gift one can give is Love, and the Greatest thing about a gift is that once its given, it can never really be taken back, ONLY given AWAY...

IM BACK...
"If a person shows you who they are... Believe them"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #53

2009-01-23T00:54:00.000-08:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #53
SPECIAL THANKSGIVING/ BLACK FRIDAY EDITION

1. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often...

2. You Will Not Make A Punkin Pie Out Of That Left Over Punkin From Halloween... Im only eating this cause Im hungry!!!

3. The makers of Glade ware are Genius... cause only they can make plastic plates that when u put one on top of the other- it snaps down and turns into a lid!

4. So my family has a tradition of going around the table and everyone saying what they were Grateful for! Mind you dinner was schedule for 4pm- we didn't say Grace until 8pm! So is it wrong that I said I was Grateful for the meatballs that were put out around 6pm?

5. Can Someone Please tell Me who is this Elderly Jawn (Only calling you Jawn cause I don't know ur name- In my Katt Williams voice) sitting next to me? And how did I get volunteered to take you home? Lol

6. Where was the A.P.P.L.E Pie?

7. May your stuffing be tastyMay your turkey plump,May your potatoes and gravyHave nary a lump.May your yams be deliciousAnd your pies take the prize,And may your Thanksgiving dinnerStay off your thighs!

8. Ms. Joyne a senior from the senior center I volunteer at told me she waited outside in the cold for 6 hours waiting for Circuit City to open up at 5am- No one told this poor old lady that location closed due to Bankrupty!

9. A 35 year old man really got killed on Black Friday when the doors opened... And Best Buy really wanted me to come in at 3:30 am.

10. Its Black Friday and I'm waiting in the line at Wal-mart (Not in NY) at 5am and there is a woman in front of me with her 4 or 5yr old son in the cart sleep! I tell you this- when the doors opened this woman shall that having a cart was a weakness to getting into the doors, so she push the cart out of her way and ran in the store! I wonder what ever happened to that lil boy?

11. I went on a trip with the Seniors from the Senior Citizen Center to feed the homeless and we were surprised at how many of them volunteered to help out! Don't you know they ate more food then they served! And Mr. Killen had a nerve to come with aluminium foil and took plates of turkey home! They make me sick! Lol

12. Sidenote, one of the volunteers signed up to help feed the homeless only because it was a free ride to West Philly! This (Elderly Jawn) did not even fake the funk- got off the Shuttle, said her goodbyes and walked in the opposite direction of the group!

13. You wanna Know what I am truly Thankful for???? ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!

"Some people complain because God put thorns on roses, while others praise Him for putting roses among thorns."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #52

2009-01-23T00:51:00.000-08:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #52
THE TWINS ARE HERE!!!!

1. Have you ever loved someone that you shouldn't have???

2. I tryed out for E-Harmony 1 year ago- took the 3 hour long quiz and all- and til this day they have not found me any matches... What do you suppose that means???

3. Was it acceptable that for Halloween my Boss decided to come to work as DECAY and printed his face Brown???

4. If you answered Yes... Then should I be offended that one of the Patients asked me and the Doctor if we went tricker treating as Twins?... I let that Racist Jawn drown in her own saliva!!!

5. This Is the 3rd time I have been kicked out the McDonalds Play Pin for excessive play! ;(

6. I just realized that I have taken hundreds of x-rays for patients and have forgot to put the led apron over them- SHHHHH I could very well lose my job over this!!!

7. When I was young my cousins would put me in my sleeping bag and throw me down the steps in it... They called it step surfing- My biggest fear now is suffocation! Why are u laughing- I'm having a serious moment wit you...

8. So we have this Crazy Patient named Mrs. Moyer who can't get the concept that we are closed on Wednesdays, apparently Wednesday is the only day she leaves the house! Every time she makes an appointment she asks for Wednesday. So the Doctor made a special arrangement to see her this Wednesday and don't you know she didn't come in! So I called her on Thursday and said what happened to You yesterday, why did You miss ur appointment and she said- "Why would I come on Wednesday- Yall are closed, and I dont leave the house on Wednesdays" Lol CRAZY!!!

9. I wonder who is Gonna Play President Barack Obama in the Blockbuster Movie??? Im trya play one of his daughters!

10. How Annoying Is It When Ur About To Pull Through To The Parking Space In Front Of You And Another Car Pulls In!!!

11. We were working on a Patient on Tuesday and while we weren't looking- He decided to slip off his shoes... His feet were Rotten worst then His Teeth... It was so Bad that the next patient we put in the room asked for a Face Mask!!!

12. I see you in my DREAMS... Now you know why I sleep so MUCH...

13. "Your Just Too Good To Be True... Can't Take My Eyes Off of You..."

"Be yourself, Everyone Else is Already Taken"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #51

2009-01-23T00:48:00.000-08:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #51

1. Is it me or did it take extremely Long for November 4th to finally Come? Finally the election Emails can stop coming...

2. Waking you to go to work at 630 and driving past voting locations and seeing so many Black people in line to vote was very overwhelming... it brought tears to my eyes and put hope in my heart!!!

3. I get to the polls at 3pm and I'm thinking Great- No Line- but then I have to wait for the Crackhead checking people in to finish her phone call (she actually told me to hold on- if I was buying something I would have walked out)! Then I tell her my name and she tries to have me sign in someone else slot- Florida all over again!!!

4. I go behind the curtain and another Crackhead pulls the curtain back in the middle of voting and hands me a paper with all of the Democratic candidates! Mannnn if I don't know who to Vote for by Now I shouldn't even be here!!! (Side note: Isn't that illegal)!!!

5. After I pressed the VOTE button I really stood their for another minute waiting for bells to ring and party lights to go off saying your vote has been enter- Instead I got darkness...

6. Where were you when Barack Obama was announced the next President of the United States? Where you sleep?, In the Bathroom ;)? Walking the streets of Broad with no destination in sight? At a club on a Tuesday Night? or Knocking on my freakin Door like a Jerk? Im not even mad at yall!!!

7. Went to the Senior Center on Wednesday to Celebrate with the Elderly and couldn't wait to find the Senior that thinks he is Barack Obama's father... he was so Happy- Everyone was gathered in a circle listening to his stories of a Young Barack and how he celebrated with Obama and his family in Chicago the night before. BTW he said that he is selling Inauguration tickets on Ebay for the low!!! lol... this man keeps me in tears rotflmao!!!

8. Had a Patient on Thursday say to me "Congratulations- you should feel proud of yourself- Barack Obama has put "African American" on the map"- Ummm excuse me Sir- what is this the 1800s?

9. They said that Sarah Palin had a concession speech of her owns that she wanted to read, they even have pictures of her holding the speech... the Smartest thang John McCain ever said was- Please just smile and Be Quiet!!!

10. One of my next door neighbors had a sticker on his car bumper that said "McCain & Palin" ... Wednesday Morning he woke up to find his car on the side walk and his bumper on his steps with a X through the McCain sticker and the Words "You should have Barack'd Da Vote"!!! lol where is my camera when I need it!!!

11. Still getting the emails :(

12. We prayed as if it was all up to God but we worked as if it was all up too US!!! We still have some praying to do...

13. I dont think it has truly hit me yet... I know the importance, I know my history and how this Election has changed the World not just the United States... But the thought of what has just happened has not fully been itched in my Brain. But what I do know is, I have a new outlook on life and a new pep in my step! President Barack Obama- Now I am Patrice Whiting and I approve this message!!!

"Ask, and it shall be given to you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, an it shall be opened unto you: For everyone that asketh; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him knocketh it shall be opened." ~ Matthew 7:7-8

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #50

2009-01-23T00:45:00.000-08:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #50
SPECIAL EDITION...20 WAYS I KNOW I AM LIVING IN A RECESSION...

1. When my favorite quote is "Are you gonna eat that?... Its A Recession"...

2. When I go to a dinner party at a friends house and the next day the host of that party calls me and asks if I took their peanut butter and jelly? "Sure Did... Its A Recession"...

3. When a Patient rather save $15 by getting a silver filing on his 2 front teeth instead of a white filing!

4. When I'm in NJ and I see gas for $2.53 so I empty out all of the half drunk water bottles in my car and ask the attendant to fill'em up!!!... Did He really want me to tip him?

5. H.E. Is Alive... And Well...

6. A chicken nugget from McDonald's fell on the floor of my car and rolled under my seat, I first cried (it was a bad day, nothing was going right) then, I pulled the car over and searched for the nugget... and even found some fries!!! 3 minute rule- Right? Don't Judge Me!!!

7. When I put the cat's water bowl outside so that it can get filled up when it rains!!!... I don't even pay for water!! Lol- I just don't like this freakin Cat!

8. When I'm using the little Dixie cups from my job to drink out of at my house!!! I'm having a house party soon so- BYOPC (Bring Your Own Plastic Cup) lol

9. Had a dream that me and my linesisters robbed a bank- SET IT OFF style (minus Sharde- even in my dreams she would get us caught up) lol! But I actually woke up and was lookin under my pillow for the money!

10. My Landlord called me and left a message saying he was gonna come do an inspection of the smoke detectors in my apartment! That night I realized that I don't even have any smoke detctors, So what did he inspect?! And my hotdougs were gone!!! Things that make u go Mmmmmmmmm....

11. I offered my 7 year old cousins, $0.25 to the winner of the Quick Game... Fatman looked at me and said "What do you think this is? Don't come to me wit less than $5".

12. I'm clockin my toilet paper- Eat ur Mommy's toilet paper NOT mines!!!

13. I went into Rite Aid and saw that they had Top Ramen on sale 15 for $0.96!!! I dropped to my knees to give God all the Glory!

14. Currently Robbing Peter to Pay Paul!

15. I continue to work at a job I hate... Cause that's what u do at the BB-Q!!!

16. When u have to get just one too many wears out of them jeans before you wash them... Don't act like you don't do it!!!

17. A man fell asleep at my register well buying the Wii Fit! When I woke him up, He Said "Thank you calling Comcast, this is Jeff Speaking"... This man is over worked- meanwhile comcast interrupts my service every other day!

18. I bring my own bags to Ikea cause I refuse to pay $0.05 for a bag!

19. When I think about Christmas being around the corner, I want to become Muslim!!!

20. Eight Is Enough... Obama 08... "Its A Recession"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #49

2009-01-23T00:41:00.000-08:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #49

1. I'm not scared of Lions, Tigers, Or Bears... But...

2. Is it wrong to wear a Thong to Church??? Inquiring minds need to know before Sunday!!!

3. I pull wisdom teeth all day, from the young and the old, males and females- we don't put you to sleep, TRUST Novocain is all you need. So why did my LB- A GROWN MAN, have to be put to sleep to have his wisdom teeth pulled, on top of that he made his mother come all the way from NY to Philly because she said he has never had major surgery before. lol... I know one thing, If Shondel calls me one more time asking me to come help him get Uncle Bens Rice out of his upper socket, I am gonna kill him!!! lol

4. My LS Sharde Has been POKING me on the Facebook for 2yrs Now... Even on her wedding night... she was poking me instead of her husband... lol... I need her to concede and just give up this war, for her own good!!! Sucka!!! lol

5. My Best friend dropped her cat off at my house over a month ago and asked me to catsit for her... I haven't heard from or seen this jawn since then... It would behove her to not come get this Devil In Claws, he has destroyed my dresses, broken glasses and he watches me sleep... (If I show up missing- the Catness got me!!!) Chas I hope your reading this...

6. I think Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused...

7. So I was restocking sodas at Best Buy towards the end of the night and I dropped a whole case of Coke sodas, So Apparently I thought it was acceptable to put them in the soda case anyway. How was I suppose to know a customer was gonna pick out one and get soda all over himself??? IT was his own fault cause it was 10:01pm and the store closed at 10:00pm... he shouldn't have even been in the store! (btw... I hate late comers that come in the store 10 mins before we close trying to buy a 50in tv thats in the back of the warehouse- for ur shopping conveniences we re-open at 10am in the morning)!!!

8.So the cat likes to play with fire, Why are all of my candle holders that sit on my floor missing the tea light candles that sit inside of them, and I actually watched him put out one of the lit candles with his paw like it was a game. Did I mention that I hate cats???

9.I got my eyes on the sparrow, though my path is narrow, my angel's are shadows...

10. Why did Mr. Joe, one of the Seniors at the Senior Center I volunteer at, bring in a knife last Wednesday- cause he wanted to cut the teacher of his auto shop class cause according to Mr. Joe the teacher ended the class 20 minutes early and didn't allow him to finish his picture frame.... Medal detectors coming to a Senior Center near you!!! lol

11. What is the one thing you would be willing to give up everything for...??? I know my answer...

12. ...MMMmmmm... Why did one of my Patience's ask me to be friends on Facebook... Why did she even look me up??? This makes me Nervous...

13. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,".....THAT'S HER."

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say "I used everything you gave me"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #48

2008-10-03T00:19:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK

1. Every Superwoman, Needs A Superman...

2. I Cut People Off And Beep My Horn at Slow drivers everyday without Thinking Twice About It... Then One Day I'm In The Car Wit My Mother And These Jerks on the road were beeping at her and flying past her and All I Could Think of Is... My Mother Should Not Be on The Road And I would Beep at her 2...lol!!!

3. Did My First Bootleg Cleaning On One Of The Senior Citizens At The Center- It Wasn't All That Bad, I Made A Quick Buck And Her 5 Teeth Are The Cleanest They Have Ever Been! You Better Hurry And Book Ur Appointment... I'm running out of Sterilized Instruments!!!

4. So How old do Lil Boys have to be before their Mothers Stops Making Them Use and come into the Woman's Bathroom with them? This Lil Boy In The Hospital was 10 years old wit a mmustache and a Sidekick...lol

5. There Is Absolutely No Reason That Justifies You Getting Tips Put On Ur Toe Nail(s) And Wit That Being Said... How Much do they charge, And Is A Design Included On The Big Toe?

6. Why Is Best Buy Collecting New And Used Shoes For Some Soul Foundation! Whats Worst then looking at people drop off their stinky shoes is the fact that People Have Been Asking Me All Day How Much Are We Selling Those Old School- High Top- White- Princess Cut- Reebok's For? Please Sir... Just take them!!!

7. Did anyone see my high tech camera in the NEW Tyler Perry Movie- The Family that Prays?... Jockin Ricepatty... My GLOVE will be in a up and coming movie being released in November!!!

8. Why was I at the Nail Salon Getting a pedicure and the Freakin Chinese Lady was nodding off on me- I had to kick her twice. When she was done, I told her in Japanese that since she was only awake for half the Service I was ONLY paying half the fee...

9. Is It Still Considered A Nice Gesture If You Get Someone Thing Only Because U Want To Use It Yourself?... BTW- Surprise, I Got You Something!!!

10. Each One... Teach One...

11. Am I too Old To Learn How To Ride A Skateboard, Maybe I should start with a bike and then down-size?

12. So I was at best buy last night and this woman was standing outside in the rain crying harder than her baby, because her boyfriend apparently dropped her off all the way from North NJ to hook up with some other Jawn... She had no money and no ride and asked me for my help. So me being the person I am, I came out my pockets and gave her cab fare. Don't you know this Wench (Literally) waited 5 mins before walking to her car and driving off... NO MORE MS. NICE GAL!!!

13. I'm Scared to try cuz im scared to fail
I'm scared to die cuz im scared of hell
I'm scared to kiss-scared to hug
I'm scared of sex cuz im scared to touch
I'm scared to look cuz im scared to see
I'm scared of you cuz im scared of me

I'm scared to fly cuz im scared to crash
I'm scared to move on so i live in the past
I'm scared to fight cuz im scared to bleed
I'm scared of love cuz im scared he'll leave
I'm scared of drugs Im scared to drink
I'm scared to swim cuz im scared to sink...
This may sound silly but its true So dont pretend it aint you too We all afraid of something here Cuz you aint human with out fear
~Jazmine Sullivan "FEAR"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #47

2008-10-03T00:16:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK

1. I am a Superwoman...

2. Coming Out Of My Job On Friday And I Didnt Know It Was Raining So I Started To Run Down The Stairs To Get To My Car And Dont You Know I Busted My Butt In A Puddle Of Mud!

3. BUSTED... DISGUSTED... AND CANT BE TRUST... So My former Boss at the Real Estate Company really thought it was acceptable to call me this week and tell me he wanted to have a sexual relationship with me in exchange for money? ... HELL TO THE NAH!!! Did I mention how DISGUESTED I am, this really takes the Cake... Please someone erase my mind of this conversation IMMEDIATELY!!!

4. Making that 5 hour drive to Pittsburgh possibly driving like a bat out of Hell- got lil wayne bumpin in the car- everyone jammin to "Ms. Officer" when I hear the real "Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,(Like a cop car)" with lights in my rear view mirrior!

5. ...Continued... So my Linesister (I won't mention which one) tells me to tell the Po-Po that she just got her period and that's why we were speeding like bats out of hell-tryin to get a rest stop! Talkin about-that worked once for her! Hahahaha- Didn't work today Dana!!!

6. When I Think About What I Want To Do, I First Think About What My Enemy Does Not Want Me To Do...

7. Watching My 8 Yr Old Cousin This Weekend And I Ask Him If He Wanted To Call His Mother To Check On Her And This Lil Boy Says "No, I Need Some Time To Myself". What Does This Child Know About Personal Time?

8. Only in Baltimore can you wake up at 8 in the morning to a plate full of crabs!!! I'm missing Bmore already!!!

9. The Name On My Car Insurance Is Your Fault! Lol

10. I am so Blessed to have a Lovely, Beautiful, Thoughtful, Crazy, Mentally Distrubed, God Fearing Family!!! I like to think of myself as the Glue!!!

11. Can you tell me why do they give hurricanes name? PATRICE is coming to a town near you...

12. What do you do if you find $20 in the middle of the street and then some crackhead comes up to you askin you if you found any money? Well I made her identify the $20bill? Nope she couldn't even do it! Finders Keepers...

13. Oh its Something About A Women Thats Wants- But Dont Need You... Thats the Kinda Girl You Need... I AM MISS INDEPENDENT!!!

Love or Hate me... But you will RESPECT ME!!!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #46

2008-10-03T00:13:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK

1. When I can't see you in PERSON... I will See YOU in my DREAMS...

2. Did my co-worker really get in my car wit dodo on the bottom of his shoes? I'm disgusted!

3. My boss and co-worker are on vacation this week so I decided on Thursday to take a nap in the hygiene room, I was knocked out wit ritz crackers in one hand and a ginger ale in the other -Maury was on the television and the answering service on... When the voice of my boss standing over me woke me up and made me want to pee my pants... I still have a job tho- I think!?!?!?!

4. I just had the best Grilled Cheese... Ummmm ummmm Good!!!

5. CRAZINESS... So my EX friend and I haven't spoke since New Years- Why? I wish I knew! I have been calling, texting, and writing this dude and still no response! So I sent him a text msg saying hey I know we haven't talked in a while but I have some Eagle tickets so hit me up if u want them and don't you know this JERK responses back and says "what game are the tickets for and how much do you want for them?" It has been 9 months and this is what gets a reaction from you? My bottom lip is on the floor and I am Speechless!!!

6. The Real Art of Conversation is not only to say the Right thing at the Right place but to leave unsaid the Wrong things at the Tempting Moment!!!

7. Why is it when you are in traffic and you notice that the lane next to you is moving faster- you switch lanes and all of a sudden that lane is now moving slower and your former lane is speeding down the highway now and you can't get back over?

8. Accidentally deleted 5 patience and 3 payment records in the " My Dental" software on the office computer... I was just trying to play Free Cell on the computer, can't wait until my co-worker comes back so I can blame this stuff on her!

9.GOOD, BETTER, BEST... Never let it REST until your Good gets Better, and your Better gets BEST...

10. Is it strange that I have no idea what my boss' teeth look like? He never takes off the darn mask... I wonder if he cleans his own teeth- I sure do? BTW I are ready to perform my first bootleg cleaning out of my house, my tools of choice are growing day by day so and YES I can do Whitenings!!!!

11. Oh Gosh... Now I have to fight with the school buses to get to work on time... I would like to make the person who came up wit the idea of given them their own mini stop sign- kick rock wit no shoes and no socks on... Lol

12. This might sound sappy- But I miss my Linesisters- Its only been 2 months since the five of us were together and I am going through heavy withdrawal!!! :( I can't wait until VEGAS_ whenever that is?!!!

13. The Only Way Its Gonna Work Is If You Love Me Even When It Hurts...~Brand New Avant

"I always tell the truth even when I Lie" ~ Scarface

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #45

2008-09-03T10:10:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 8/30/08

1. I asked the QUESTION "Why have I been so Blessed with a great Life and Wonderful Love ones?" - GOD is the ANSWER :) !!!

2. Are times really that hard? Did I really just check the pay phone for left change?

3. Had a patient last week that decided he wanted to sleep in the dental chair after getting his procedure, so I told him he was fine and could stay seated if he wanted! So I left the room and shut the door! I left work that Monday at 8'clock pm and headed home, then as I was pulling up in front of my door, I get a call from security saying that the alarm in the office is going off! So I drive all the way back to Bryn Mawr to find this fool still asleep in room! Sir you don't have to go home, But...

4. Ms. Lee asked me to go to the Dollar Tree and get her a pregnancy test! This jawn is 72 years old... And why does she know that the Dollar Tree sells pregnancy test? Stick around for the results...

5. Is it Bad that my car has Triple Delta Para? I must be the reason they came up wit the 2 piece max rule!!!

6. Has America completely forgot about the THANK YOU Signal (when you let another driver get in front of you on the road, they should put their hand up to signal thank you)!!! How RUDE!!! However- don't give me the wave when I clearly had no intentions of letting you over...

7. The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called JESUS, you will make it to a place called Success.

8. So I am sittin at the pump for 20 mins waiting for someone to come pump my gas when I realized that I'm not in NJ and its self service- Jersey spoils me!

9. Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change... EIGHT IS ENOUGH!!! OBAMA 08 YALL!!!!

10. Wanna know the story behind the GLOVE??? To be Honest... There is None! I'm just Random- You should know this by now! My Glove brings all the boys to the yard...

11. Am I the ONLY 25 year old that still works on their Rubber band Ball? So what- I don't Care, Ima make the Guinness Book of World Records someday!

12. Went to the bathroom in the center to wash my hands and some woman was in the bathroom and was yelling for me (anyone) to get her some toilet paper! She had her hand reached out under neath the stall- when I went to put the toilet paper roll in her hand she had poop all over her fingers! I was so disgusted! I dropped the toilet paper, kicked it to her and then ran out the bathroom! :(

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RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #44

2008-08-28T20:00:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 8/15

1. Believe it or not I was the tallest person in my first grade class... Its been down hill ever since...

2. Why did I see a Philadelphia Parking Authority Car with a ticket on its wind shield? Ain't no Love in the Heart of the City!!!

3. Why did one of my patients ask me "What the hell does Russia want with Georgia and how
does Louisiana feel about this?"...lol... Am I slow if I tell you I wondered the same thing?

4. Ever Wonder Where Do Forwards Start?

5. I don't want you to walk in front of me, behind me, I just want you Beside me...

6. Who told The Game to ruin a classic movie like BELLY and come out wit a Sequel... Lol... Now in Stores!!
Side Note: Why was Belly so dark? Even store copies looked bootlegged!

7. Why did I go on a boat ride in New York and I had full service on my cell phone but I can't get a halfa bar in my apartment... T(errible) Mobile- continues to Disrespect my life!

8. Why did 2 female crackheads get into a fight in LOVE PARK over a male crackhead! And one of the females stable the other! I wonder if they intentionally met up in LOVE Park???

9. Went to a BBQ in Bmore and some woman put a cigarette in her mouth and walked up to one of the teke torches and leaned in to light the cigarette... Haha Almost burned off her eye brows! (Shout to the Sands Fam)

10. I think the worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth...

11. It poured down raining the other day and I saw a man and women on a motorcycle and the female had the nerve to have a umbrella up! lol

12. I just started watchin this show called OZ, I must have grew up in a cave cause apparently the show came out a long time ago! (Is it my fault I didn't have HBO when I was growing up) Anywho... This show is blowing my mind...

13. I want something that I have NEVER had... So I guess, I have to do something I have NEVER done...!!!

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same...

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #43

2008-08-28T19:59:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK
So I started Volunteering at the Philadelphia Senior Center (PSC)...

The Names have been changed to protect the ELDERLY!!!

1. Got caught sleeping in the back stairwell by Ms. Wilson... but she is cool... she makes me stratch her back tho- don't worry, I wear the GLOVE!!!

2. If one more Senior pulls out their freakin teeth and tries to hand me their denture like I know what to with it...

3. Mr. Fields is 89 years old and believes that he is Barrack Obama's father... He tells me stories all day of a young Barrack!

4. Some old white man hit me on the butt wit his cane to signal me to open the door for him... He is currently still waiting for that door!

5. Caught Ms. Jaime and Ms. Sharee smokin weed in the Garden- they asked me if I wanted some-then gave me $10 to keep quite! I sure hope yall don't tell on them- I like my hush money!

6. I currently have 2 Ques, 1 Kappa and a Zeta fight to play me in a game of checkers! My checker game is tight but The Zeta is a beast- Literally!

7. They got a class called "Drop Down and Get ur Eagle On"- I am so sad I don't volunteer on Thursdays!

8. Mr. Harris has been "sexin" (his word, not mines) Ms. Roberts and Ms. Lee for 10 years, they just found out about each other... Did I mention that they are cousins? Stay tuned!!!

9. Ms. Lee is 72 years old and thinks she is pregnant.. Oh boy... this story gets better by the minute...

10. Mrs. Clemons told Mr. Clemons and my supervisor that I stole her apple sauce 2 days in a row! SNITCHES GET STITCHES- That's sure some good applesauce!

11. Mr. Jones as seen on the attached picture has aluminum foil under his hat because he believes the Government has been reading his mind since 1972... when I took this picture with my camera phone I forgot to turn off the flash and he went into a fit... made us close all of the windows and blinds in the room, cause he said Bush was hiding in the trees... BTW Mr. Jones is best friends with Mr. Fields- Obama's father!!! lol

12. Am I the only Volunteer? They got me as the Gardener, Psychologist, Aerobics Instructor, Hair Stylist to the Stars, Maintenance, Personal chef, and P.R. ( Why am I writing the news letters?)!!!

13. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional... I pray I don't end up like some of these people!!!

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~Mark Twain

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #42

2008-08-28T19:56:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 8/9/08

1. Don't tell anyone this but I am terribly afraid of escalators that go down! Got my Filas stuck in one when I was 5 and I haven't been the same since! Had to wear Velcro L.A. Gears until I was 9! :)

2. 2.75- Delta just made it easier to Haze- I mean to REJECT!!!
RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!!!

3. Can you believe nothing crazy happened at my Dental Job this weekend? Oh wait some guy did call the cops on us because we refused to cement in his bridge because of his past due account!!! He told the police, we stole his teeth!!!

4. Black People At Best Buy Are Droppin Like Flies... Its bad when I have to prove to management that I still work there! The 3 of us that are left are taking bets on who is the next to go!

5. A Man Is As Faithful As His Options...

6. Would you rather take the short way home but sit in traffic for an hour or would you rather drive the long way for an hour and avoid all traffic?

7. Why does my hair dresser keep giving me side burns? I never come in wit side burns! And if she curls my widows peak one more time...

8. My LS Stephanie was at Fat Tuesdays for a going away bash and this one guy started buying her drinks-
Stephanie: He was cool but he was crossed eyed, somebody told me he was popular!
Me: What was his name?
Stephanie: DJ touch tone
Me: You mean DJ Touch Tone The Worlds number #1 Blind DJ? SHE is slow yall!!!

9. I am conflicted in my Heart... Is it still not acceptable to like R.Kelly's music?

10. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

11. Jealously Is A Wasted Emotion...

12. Heard of having ur assets froze?... Well I put all of my credit cards in a cup filled it wit water and put the cup in the freezer! FROZEN not BALLIN!!!

13. Oh New York... the ALLURE of the GAME keeps Calling My Name...

"I Get So Weak in the Knees, I Can Hardly Speak..."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #41

2008-08-28T19:54:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHT/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 7/26/08

1. I wanna know what Good Love Feels Like... Good Love!!!

2. Timmy is getting more play then he deserves... Things that make you go Ummmm!!!

3. We were working on a Dental patient for like 2 hrs when she asked to go to the bathroom... well like 15mins went by and she hadn't come back, so my boss asked me to go to the bathroom and check on her. When I went to the bathroom she wasn't there, so we called her on her cell phone and asked her where was she? Don't you know this JAWN went home to use the restroom she said- for what she had to do, she had to be in the comfort of her own home!!! This job never ceases to amaze me!!!

4. When is Facebook gonna get face Recognition so I can STOP having to TAG these pictures myself???

5. Why did my cousin rob a bank and only got away with $178, but the fool left his ID behind and the bank took the money out of her savings account!!! lol

6. Have you ever driven somewhere and don't recall the actual drive?

7. So my sister's father has this bike that he is always on, One day he was riding his bike and was going to fast and couldn't stop and got thrown from the bike over the handle bars. Why did two guys come over- asked him was he okay and then road off with his bike? Hahaha... I can't stop laughing!!! He is currently interviewing every crackhead in the neighborhood hoping to get his bike back!!!

8. Think and speak highly of your enemies...You created them...

9. Don't you hate it when you are telling someone a story and they continue to interject by telling you about something similar that happened to them? Well is it my fault I have a lot of Life Experiences!?!? lol I am currently working to improve in this area of my life!!!

10. Why is my teacher afraid of the rain? The first time she heard lightening in the classroom, she screamed and jumped under the desk and dismissed class!!! I hope it rains all semester!

11. Why did someone leave their underwear in the bathroom stall in Best Buy... see attachment!!! JUST PURE NASTY!!!

12. Would you eat at a McDonald's that didn't have a Golden Arc outside? That seems a lil suspect to me!!!

13. If You Wanna Know If He LOVES You So -It's In His Kiss...That's where it is!!!

"A race of people is like an individual man; until it uses its own talent, takes pride in its own history, expresses its own culture, affirms its own self hood, it can never fulfill itself."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #40

2008-08-28T19:53:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 7/19/2008

1. WOW... 40 episodes of my life and still no weekly sitcom... what am I doing wrong???

2. Boy you should know that, I've got you on my mind, Your secret admirer, I've been watching you... (BTW... I can't sing and I am not a stalker ;)...)

3. A Patient comes in our office and asked if she can put a crown on LAYAWAY... Why did she have to be Black?!!!

4. Is the toe ring making a come back? Gotta get me one of those!!!

5. Im at the light one day after work and this woman in the car besides me rolls down her window and says "Hey Cutie can I get your number", I was like "Umm no thanks, I don't roll like that" and she on the drop of a dime- slid off her wig and he- in the deepest voice I have ever heard said "Well just tell me how you roll and I can roll your way, Its your world Baby and I just want to live in it"... EWWWW... (why was that light so long)... I went down a one way street in the wrong way just to get away from that Shim!!! BEWARE OF TRANSEYS ON THE LOOSE!!!

6. Last week my status was "Im in a Relationship with God, and No Man has ever treated me so well" so my LB decides that his status should say "I'm in a relationship with my hands, and they never made me feel this good"...lol

7. So my Dean runs out of Gas on I-95 on our way to the Wedding, less than a mile away from the gas station, trying to make it to Delaware where the gas was $3.97...!!! Good one Dean!!! It was only 108 degrees outside, lol (I laugh because I love you... I wont bring it up again cause I fear you) lol

8. I was making dinner and had just fixed myself a plate when I tripped over a extension cord in my house and fell on my side... I didn't spill a drop of my plate!!! GOOD STUFF!!!

9. Why is the MLK Blvd or Ave- Always in the worst part of town in every city or state???

10. Im at the hair salon on Friday and there is this woman in a wheel chair who has no legs, without an warning she jumps (flew) out of the chair and does the pee pee walk to the bathroom. It seriously was like nothing I had ever seen before, not to be funny but she was efficient!!!

11. Using my GPS system the other day and it basically told me to drive into a wall... then got mad when I decided to go another way... Technology will eventually be our Downfall!!!

12. Love, Live Life, Proceed, Progress...

13. I don't think that LOVE is a FEELING... Its an ABILITY... And I have unexplored TALENTS!!!

"The best things in life are un-seen that's why we close our eyes when we cry, kiss and dream." FP-E

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #39

2008-08-28T19:51:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 7/13/2008

1. 25 HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER... Shout outs to everyone that wished me a Happy B-day!!!

2. Why is it that the person on the first treadmill in the gym always has the nerve to pass gas while workin it out?... And they know that the fan is carrying everything down wind!!!

3. So we are making a bridge for this man at my job and we started by pulling one of his teeth and then shaving down the other 2 teeth... half way through the procedure this man says to the doctor- "You never told me how much this was gonna cost" So my boss is like "Can we talk about this later, I'm in the middle of something"... so the guy says "No, before you continue I need to know how much its gonna cost me"... So my boss tells him the cost and the man seriously got up, told my boss he was ripping people off and left out with 2 shorten teeth and one missing tooth....lol :) I love my job!!!

4. The other night it was late and I had people in my house and I decided to get something out of my car, on the way out of the door I did a very routine thing by locking the main door to my apartment building. When I got my ipod out of the car I realized that I had locked myself out of my house... I was banging on the door for 30 mins, no one came outside to even see what was taking me so long... crackheads were coming up to me giving me ideas of how to break into my house (this has me nerves by the way)... It finally came to me that I used my keys to get into my car and that my house keys were also on that ring... I am RED-TARD-DID!!!!

5. Things are never as good as they seem; nor are they ever as dire as you perceive them to be...

6. It hurts my heart to think that my guy best friend of 8 years (thru thick and thin) could just stop calling me and caring about me without a warning or a reason- because of his jawn (mind you I thought me and her (the jawn) was cool)... Guess I was wrong... I am currently letting this situation roll off my back...

7. On my way to work at 7 am one morning and this psycho woman cuts my car off... At the very next light she runs into a deer crossing... God doesn't like ugly!!! I am currently driving like a model citizen!!!

8. I like to work out on the first treadmill in the gym...lol

9. When I was 4 yrs old I decided to run away from home because my mother was pregnant with my lil brother and I was not down... I didn't make it any farther than around the block because I wasn't allowed to cross the street... Well I'm 25 yrs old now... time for me to cross that street...

10. Sometimes I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can anyone deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me.

11. Will I ever meet my S.S. or R.S. in person?... we have to make this happen Ladies!!!

12. One of my patients came in and while we were waiting for the doctor to come in she started talking about how her shoes were hurting her and couldn't wait to get home to take off her shoes... so I look down at her feet and started laughing hysterically because she had her shoes on the wrong foot... How OLD are we that you don't know your right from your left?

13. I am in a Relationship... with God, No Man has ever treated me so well!!!

"When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but opening your hands to receive something better."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #38

2008-08-28T19:49:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 7/5/2008

1. Is it possible to Love and Trust Again...? Or will the Next Always End Up Playing for the Mistakes of Another?

2. I am currently struggling with my thoughts both LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY!!!

3. So I just might be in trouble at the Dentist Office, cause I sat up some guys chart wrong and instead of pulling 2 of the guys wisdom teeth we pulled 2 of his 2nd molars. The worst part is that we didn't even tell him we made a mistake... we just scheduled him to come back next week to for a check-up in which we will convince him that he should have his "2nd molars" also removed!!!

4. A Response to my lactating question... "From my nipple suckling experience it is possible to lactate w/o being pregnant and it taste funny 2 but it wasn't that bad... at least I assumed she wasn't pregnant"

5. I went home for a family event and my cousin Nico had on tighter pants then mines... Apparently this is some new trend that I missed... I foresee a rise in male yeast infections!!!

6. So I went out to dinner one night by myself... SO SAD... So I sat at the bar, 15 mins into waiting for my food, in walks this guy I use to like years ago with his girlfriend, and don't you know they sat at the bar right next to me. So at this point I am hysterical because what are the chances? He comes over to me and gives me a hug, introduces me to his girlfriend then says "Who are you here wit?" Now I am really embarrassed, so I did what any self-respecting woman would do... I told him my friend worked there and I was just hanging out! lol I spent the next hour talking to this one waiter trying to act like we were friends. :(

7. Music makes me loose Control...

8. So my LS Sharde gets hit by this real old guy who she apparently cut off on the road, she proceeds to follow this man for miles trying to get him to stop so she can tell him that he hit her, they end up outside his retirement home and she says "Excuse me Sir, but you hit my car", and he says "I know... you shouldn't have cut me off". lol The cops had to come and they gave this man 9 tickets for reckless driving and leaving the scene of an accident... they end up in court and the man tells the judge the same thing... "Yeah I intentionally hit her cause I didn't like the way she avoided the traffic and went around"... BEWARE of old farts on the road!!!

9. Why did some guy get arrested for selling his Presidential Vote on Ebay? Glad I didn't think of it first!

10. A woman came in on Thursday with her little girl because apparently the little girls tooth was loose and ready to come out and they decided to go old school and tie a string to the tooth and the door knob... Somehow when they slammed the door closed the 88lb girl flew with her tooth and landed on the floor face first and cracked her 2 permentate upper front teeth. The best part of wearing a mask at work is people can never tell you are laughing at them...lol!!!

11. So much for the zoo... some woman got attacked by a monkey this week... Maybe I will have better luck with someone taking me to the aquarium... *hint*

12. What hurts more, the Truth or a Lie?...

13. What you see is what y.o.u. get... And I have never looked Better!!!

"From the Heart... the Mouth Speaks"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #37

2008-08-28T19:46:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 6/28

1. I wonder what H.E. is thinking about right now? And can H.E. tell when I'm thinking about H.I.M.?

2. Comcast has utterly and completely Disrespected my life, I have been without Internet, cable and phone for 2 weeks now…

3. I had a patient on Friday that was 89 years old and wore an hearing aid… so she says to the Doctor in a really loud voice "I'm going to take my hearing aid out cause last time you got it wet and I couldn't hear for 3 days". So the Doctor starts to work on her meanwhile telling me all about her life and how she was rich, cruel and stubborn. An hour later she says "Doctor, I meant to tell you a half hour ago that I never took out my hearing aid" :o(

4. You know that your business is not doing well if you are still having a GRAND OPENING SALE- 6 months after you opened!!!

5. Its funny how individuals are always quick to offer you advice and never follow it themselves… Barry White said "Practice what you Preach"…

6. I watched a man run out of gas on Lancaster Ave push his car pass the Exxon Gas Station ($4.16 for regular) to the next street over to the Sunoco ($4.09 for regular)… what is this world coming to?

7. I pulled up to my house and my neighbor was outside and whenever she sees me, she wants to talk for hours, so I picked up my phone and pretended to be speaking to someone, so when I passed her I was running my mouth on the phone and she asked could she speak to me for a min, I said to her I'm sorry but I'm on a very important phone call… then don't you know my phone rang- all loud and ignorant!! I have to get rid of the jiggy ringtones! Just an example of how God- don't like ugly!

8. Is it possible to lactate (produce milk) and not be pregnant? Guess we will find out in 9 months! PLEASE this question is not about me…

9. You'll be surprised at how much people don't really think about you so stop worrying about them...

10. If you see a crime being committed how likely are you to report it to the Authorities? Or do you just assume someone else will do it? 2 women were rapped in North Philadelphia last week and the neighbors heard screams but no one called the cops! TRASH!

11. Did you know that people actually have weddings at Barbers Hall the bar on Broad and Oxford? How you gonna hang streamers over the Coors Light signs? My friend went to a wedding there and said they were passing around 10 cent wings through the aisle during the ceremony!!! lol

12. A Conversation with my 3 year old nephew…
Me: Hi Zyrus, How was your day today?
Zyrus: It was quite fine!
Me: Quite- that's a big word you used.
Zyrus: What grade are you in? Should I speak slower?
Me: Take your tail outside and play in the dirt with the other kids. lol

13. Happiness keeps me sweet, H.E. keeps me guessing, Trials keep me Strong, Sorrows Keep me Human, Failures keep me Humble, Success keeps me Glowing, But Only GOD keeps you going…

A woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river flowing. She goes where she will without pretense and arrives at her destination, prepared to be herself and only herself.

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #36

2008-08-28T19:44:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 6/21

I pray for you more than I pray for myself... And I pray for myself a lot...lol!!! Don't Judge Me!

1. I left my car window down on Tuesday night, so on Wednesday morning when I was getting on I-676 i started to hear some noise, out of no where a squirrel jumped into my front seat from the back, If you know me, you know I am terrified of squirrels. I jumped 2 lanes to the shoulder, almost killed grandma in the Chrystal 300, then I ran around my car like a mad woman for 3 minutes until the beast left :(

2. 27 Dress, here I come... CONGRATS to my ls Stephanie on her Engagement to Jordan this past weekend! :)

3. I went to McDonald's and ordered a Grilled Chicken Combo, the Drive Thur woman asked me "Do you wanted a medium or large?" and I said a medium and she said "We don't have any medium cups or fry baskets" (why the heck did she ask me then?), so I took the large, then I said how much are your apple pies, she says "2 for $1". So I say can I get a apple pie too, so when I got my bag, I only had one apple pie, so I asked her what happened to the other apple pie and she said "Well you only asked for A apple pie"... is she kidding me, if that was the case then why did she still charge me the whole dollar... that jawn just wanted to keep my pie for herself... UH UH MR. JACKSON!!!!

4. Haven't played with my WII in months... I am a recovering WII Head!

5. We had a patient come in 2 weeks ago and said that she accidentally swallowed their crown tooth, my Boss told her it would cost her about $2,000 to make another one, So she said that it was no way she was paying for that tooth again, my boss said okay and handed her a clear plastic bag. She came in on Saturday morning with her old tooth in this plastic bag, apparently it took 12 days for it to come out the other way and only 5 mins for us to glue it back in her mouth! That's so Nasty!!!

6. No fear. No shame. No compromise.

7. I had a customer at Best Buy yesterday pull $80 out between her boobs and hand it too me, it looked all moist and soiled... LOL... I told them I didn't have cash and made them go to my co-worker! I wanted to tell her that they make wallets for women now!!!

8. I have been waiting for weeks to get stimaflied from stimulus check... don't you know the government den took my money cause they say I owed Federal? How dare them? I hope this makes us even!!!

9. Only White people can make a movie about a girl having three possible baby daddy's and it be socially accepted... Momma Mia coming to a theatre near you...

10. OBAMA gives me goose bumps...

11. Why do people think that just because you brought a service plan on an item that it also covers theft? Hello... we can't fix it if you don't have it! DUH!

12. Whats a girl gotta do to get someone to take her to the Philadelphia Zoo?

13. IT IS AN AMAZING FEELING TO KNOW WHO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH... ITS EVEN MORE AMAZING IF H.E. SHARES YOUR SAME FEELING...

"Who can find a virtuous woman? For her price is far above rubies... Charm is deceitful and beauty fades, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised." ~Proverbs 31

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #35

2008-08-28T19:42:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 6/13/08

"IN the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God" John 1:1

1. ... Moral of the story is nothing is worst than a talker that doesn't say a thang!

2. My Karma got hit by his Dogma... This jerk rear-ended me and my brand new car, I had to slam on breaks to avoid hitting the car in front of me, which caused his car to go under mines :( The Devil is Alive and he must be Destroyed!!!

3. So the guy who hit me was Mexican, didn't speak English, had the nerve to put me on the phone with his Cousin who didn't speak English either (some how we communicated speaking French- I AM ESL). The car wasn't either his, it was his brother-in-law's car, Apparently Juan had crashed his own car the day before and on top of all of that- Juan didn't even had a valid driver's license. JUAN probably isn't even his real name!

4. So I was running late for work on Tuesday and mistakenly cut some guy off, well his 7:00 am road rage was serious cause he sped up beside me, gave me the finger, I told him that he needed Jesus and then sped off... Well won't you know that my 8:00 am patient was this same man... the look on his face was priceless :)

5. Why is it when ever you tell a black person that you were in a accident- the first thing that comes to their mind is How can you/them make money off of this unfortunate event. My back does hurt tho... ;o)

6. With the High price of gas... Did you know that people are stopping on the highway and calling AAA just so they can get a free Gallon of Gas...lol... I signed up for AAA TODAY!!!

7. So why did "Juan" try to tell the cops that I backed up into his car...lol... the cops laughed and then arrested Juan for a false statement, driving without a drivers license, warrants and tickets on the car!!! My Karma- his Dogma!!!!

8. Why do white women lose their upper lips after the age of 40?

9. One is too many... AND a Thousand never becomes enough...

10. On Thursday, we had this patient ask several times during his procedure to use the bathroom, at least 3 times we had to stop everything to let this 60+ year old man go to the restroom. The 3rd time my boss got mad and told him that this was his last time so make it good. So of' course the man went on his self in the chair while we were finishing him up. So he tells my boss... "I made it real Good this time"...lol... BTW I don't get paid enough to clean that up!

11. Why did I go to get my nails done and the price had went from $12 to $17? So they had the nerve to have a sign up that said "Due to the overwhelming inflation of Gas, the price of nail service has gone up" OMGosh... you have to be kidding me :(

12. I might have some pain medicine left over for my back- Its the Good Stuff... I am taking the Best Offer... lol

13. The truly wise learn to read between the lines of words unspoken... And I'm not saying a thang!!!

"Its not the Devil that breaks your Heart, but the Devil that makes you believe it will always be broken- the Devil is a liar" ME

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #34

2008-08-28T19:40:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 6/6/08

1. Does SLOW and STEADY really win the RACE...? Will this question ever have an answer for me?

2. I have had a bad week... Please be patient... Im praying as if its all up to God and working as if its all up to me...

3. Please watch your wigs and hair piece when you come to the Dentist... One of our patients got his hair stuck to the Velcro on the head rest and after his visit he didnt realize it was missing... the worst part is his "ladyfriend" came to pick him up and she didn't know that he wore a hair piece... I was embarrassed for him!!!

4. Did you know that you can text Google (466453) a name or word and it will send you a location and phone number or a definition?

5. My best friend calls me because she started dating someone 2 weeks ago and doesn't know his name! The worst part is that ever time he talks to her he says her name...lol... what would you do?

6. Who told Lil Mama to come back for another season of America's Best Dance Crew?

7. So a patient comes and in and wants one of his wisdom teeth pulled and my boss says what is this bump on your lip? And the patient says "I don't know but can you pull my wisdom?" and My boss says... "I could- but not until you get that Herpe off your lip?" I started cracking up laughing,,, I had to excuse myself...

8. So they are doing construction at my job and the handicap ramp is boxed off, so some idiot built this makeshift ramp on the other side of the building, why when i pulled up at work this woman in a wheelchair was using her feet to help move her up the ramp and because of the incline she was rolling right back down...lol... (btw i had to practically carry her to the top of the ramp and then roll her chair up)!

9. I hate being the cut off person, that doesn't make the light, especially when the person in front of you was driving so slow and braking with no one in front of them but somehow they make it through... :(

10. What ever happened to Video Music Box?

11. "Blessed are they that Mourn: for they shall be comforted" ~ Matthew 5:4

12. When I pass I don't want anyone to speak on my behalf... A picture Says A Thousand Words and I have penty... Please honor my wishes and just Let the Film Play!!!!

13. Love is giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting that they won't...

" Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference between the two."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #33

2008-08-28T19:38:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 5/30

1. Stuck in a Hospital, Sittin on a stool, Doctor gettin on my nerves.... Im going out of my mind, I thought the patient was fine, DON"T KNOW IF HER TEETH are HERS!!!

2. I can't stand it when girls walk around with flip flops and their feet are blacker than the street pavement- Boo Boo maybe Old Navy 2 for $5 is not for you!

3. My boss walked in on me attempting my hand at cleaning my own teeth... my back was to him, so he asked me "what are you doing? I jump when I heard his voice... a sure sign that I was guilty-so I turned around and said "I should probably bring the next patient in..." hahaha... Whats wrong with me?

4. I got off of work the other day, unlocked my car door and got in- then I started getting frustrated cause my car won't start. So I started looking around my car and noticed that alot of my stuff was missing... It took me 3 minutes to realize that wasn't my car... I was so embarrassed as I creep out of this unknown car across the parking lot to my car. I hope no one was watching me!!!

5. My paper tags expired yesterday on my new car... pray that I make it to Maryland on Wednesday... hahaha! No Im really Serious!

6. I'm at the laundromat on the 4th of July and this woman was next to me washing her clothes... my mind was blown as she began to LITERALLY take the clothes off of her back and place them in the washer. What is even more Crazier is that she only had a long t-shirt on and had to nerve to be the Top Chef-working the BBQ grill!!! Oh Yes the laundromat had a cookout too. On another note that HOTDOUG was so Good!!!

7. Something is m.i.s.s.ing...

8. So I'm sitting chair side with a patient waiting for the doctor to come in when the patient gets up and starts putting medical equipment in her purse... she was taking cotton balls, instruments, needles... I swear I just sat there for a minute with my mouth wide open... So as she starts to go through the cabinets I say "Can I help you with something?" and she was like "Nope, I'm just fine"... so I leave the room and tell the doctor that we have a patient stealing things and he says "Oh that's just Ruth, she is a diagnosed kleptomaniac- don't worry we just search her on the way out of the door"!!! lol

9. You should probably clean your ears too when you go to the Dentist... personal hygiene is oh so important!!!

10. Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. Psalm 30.5

11. Its like Moving Mountains... Usher- Here I Stand- Press Play!!!

12. I daydream all day at work... half the time I can't even remember what procedure we are doing to the patient... So when did you want me to schedule you for an appointment in my personal office? :)

13. Sometimes we have walls up, not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to knock them down...
Don't Judge Me

" I done had money/ I done been talked about something awful/ Done been lied on by so many folks/ I done even been depressed at times/ and didn't wanna cry cause my pride was too strong/ But over the years I thought it over/ And after struggling for so long and still holding on/ I figured, can't be nothing all that wrong with crying/ If anybody says that they're that strong they're lying/ See crying is like taking your soul to the Laundromat..." ~ Lyfe

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #32

2008-08-28T19:36:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 5/17
SPECIAL EDITION: JACK OF ALL TRADES... MASTER OF NONE!!!

So I started this new JOB as a Dentist Assistant, while going to school as a Dental Hygientist... (STILL DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP) LOL

1. What do you think is the first thing I did my first day on the job... see attachment...hahaha

2. How did I manage to pick the one job without Internet access... give me 6 months, I am slowing bring in parts from my desktop and I should be up and running by November!!! I started with the mouse today!

3. My first client came in with one tooth? What in the world has she been doing with her life? When I say miracles are possible, I don't lie- cause this jawn came in with 1 tooth and left with 32!!!

4. The one thing you dont want to hear when you come to the dentist is the word Oops! So the Doctor handed me the patients cap tooth and told me to wash it off... my clumsy behind not only drops the tooth but I step on it ;( I cracked the freakin man's cap and it took us an extra hour trying to make him a new one! Ladies and Gentleman... I still have a Job!!!

5. This husband and wife walks in and the guy tells my boss that he is in a rush and there is no need to use the Novocain or Gas or any of that stuff cause he doesn't have time... so my boss says to him, you are a very brave man, then he asks "Which tooth is it?" and the Husband said to his wife show him your bad tooth Honey... I think he was really serious!

6. This is just Great... I have to go through another year or two of trying to teach my new boss that my name is not Patricia but Patrice!!! Anywho...Patricia gets paid well and Patrice gets no respect!!!

7. 2ND Day on the Job and I have already caught my co-worker wearing my scrubs... This jawn is breaking some type of female unspoken woman-law!!! BTW... we don't even wear the same size ;(

8. So we had this Senile 78 yr old lady come in and we had to numb both sides of her face to fill a cavity... when we were finished we gave her a mirror and asked her what she taught about her procedure? So she says "Doc this was the best botox experience I have ever had, but I should probably call my Dentist because my tooth is killing me"... lol (I could write a book on this woman alone)

9. Okay so everyone knows that when you are coming to the dentist that you don't eat at least 2 hours before you get to the office and you should at least brush your teeth... while not this lil 16yr old boy who had a chicken cheese steak a half an hour before his appointment and then has a bad reaction to the Novocain and decides to throw up when I tell him to spit... I am so disgusted...

10. I saw a box of false teeth in the lab marked Mr. R. Owens... if this is my old boss' dentist office... then I am NO MORE GOOD... I truly must have sinned in my past life and this would be the ultimate payback... I must investigate... stay tuned!!!

11. I get 2 weeks of paid vacation... do you think I can start to take them next week? I need a break...lol.. how early is too early?

12. Mann I am a RE-TARD... so we had a patient cancel- so I got a lil break... why did I try to start cleaning my own teeth... haha I ended up cutting my hand with the Explorer... Give me 3 weeks and I am going to be practicing out of my spare bedroom... lol... if you know my hustle... then you know I am not even playing... holla at me for a cleaning...$FREE 99!!!!

13. My new boss is strict and makes me laugh at his corny jokes (but he doesn't laugh at mines :( ... my co-worker is sweet but wears my clothes (i don't know where her butt has been? haha)... my boss' wife makes the most greatest-most nastiest- most weirdest sammiches in all of America... and the Patients are the hell crazy... Patricia says this might be a keeper... Patrice says give me 2 years or 2 weeks... Tricey says sooner or later it will be clear what I should do :o)

"AFTER ALL I HAVE BEEN THROUGHT... I STILL HAVE JOY"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #31

2008-08-28T19:33:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 5/9

1. I Like the person I am when I'm with you... But I don't understand her at all...

2. A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS... Car breaks down on a sat... lose my job on a Wednesday... lose another job that Thursday... THE GREENER SIDE... Buy a new car on Friday and today I got rid of my dancing shoes... shout out to y.o.u. :)

3. HERE WE GO AGAIN... I had to call my old boss for a favor to help me get my new car :( when I went to the office to say Thank you, my boss wasn't there but the guy who took my place said to me "You seem very nice, your nothing like how Mr. Owens described you"... then he told me that Mr. Owens was out to lunch with some White Muslim but if Mrs. Owens calls he is out appraising a house...hahahaha... Some things never change (but with the White Muslim tho? she sounds familiar) lol

4. I was at the car dealership getting me new car, when a large motor home was towed in (Who knew Nissian made motor homes?). The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sammich. lol

5. Did you know that Crackheads were selling their children's SSN's on craigslist for tax purposes??? I was out bidded twice... better luck next year!!!

6. Im at the mall, in the dressing room trying on some clothes... I lose my balance (on their newly waxed floors) while trying on some pants and fall out of the dressing room... some fool screamed and the whole store turned around to look at me... did I mention that I didnt have on a shirt or a bra? The store was nice enough to give me the jeans for free!!!

7. Does pushing the elevator button more than once, really make it come faster???

8. So is it Really speeding if it was all Down Hill? Besides I would never do 95mph on a 55 mph road... this ticket is putting a hole in my wallet!!!

9. Im watching Maury and this woman comes on for the 5th time to test the 13th man to see if he is the father of her baby... comes to find out the baby isn't either hers, her baby was switched at birth... dang The Maury Show can be so deep!!!

10. I took my sister to the Breakfast Club to eat and when the waitress came to take our order my sister ask "Are yall still serving Breakfast?"... hahaha I got the smart genes!!!!

11. My friend's mother called 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her lil son to the emergency room, cause he was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her no... just give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine and her mother says " My older son has already given him ant killer"... these is why I don't have kids... besides the obvious :)

12. "Let patience have its perfect work, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking nothing". ~James 1:4

13. I have some much on my mind... so many feelings in my heart... I only wish I could express them wit just o.n.e THOUGHT...

"The less I get, the more I want..."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #30

2008-08-28T19:31:00.000-07:00

SPECIAL EDITION
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK

SO... my car broke down on 95...now I am depressed about how much its gonna cost to get it fixed...
BUT I have a plan... its a good thing im not a Material Girl in a Material World...

1. M-W-F... I can be found selling that NEW blue (red pappy) magic in North Philly!!!

2. T-TH... feel free to fall IN LOVE WIT A STRIPPER...

3. SATURDAY... did you know... I read that a woman could get approximately $10,000 for donating a egg... im gonna get a lot of chickens...lol

4. Ummm I wonder if I could handle lil mini mees running around??? The world is not ready for another me... YET!!!!

5. SUNDAY... I can be found donating blood to the Blue Cross....lol

6. Found a job on craigslist... that was having open interviews... I went to the place at 8 am and found myself sitting with 20 other people, after the crowd started to form in the lobby, someone from the company came over to all of us and said what are yall doin here? We said that we were waiting for an interview with Jennifer Strady... They said no one by that name works here and that they don't advertise their jobs on craigslist... Some IDIOT had put up a fake ad... :(

7. If you believe in God... there is no need to Worry...

8. I have A-tracks for sale... (what is a A-track?... did I spell that right?)

9. I was just trying to make it to Lincoln... What/Who at Lincoln could have been so important??? y.o.u....lol

10. I should charge for my RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK... lol

11. Facebook and gmail is my FULL-TIME job!!!

ITS SOMETHING ABOUT THAT NAME...

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #29

2008-08-28T19:25:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 4/11/08

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME...

1. My worst FEAR...is being alone with my NON-RANDOM THOUGHTS... Seriously

2. I hate it when people strong-arm the lid to the soda bottle to the point when tears form in your eyes because all you can't get the cap off... I still have a taste for that orange soda!!!

3. Stopped by my old job to pick up my tax papers and their was a sign on the door that said "closed until further notice"... Does this mean I don't have to file this place on my taxes?

4. I got another job... that makes 3 1/2... I don't know what I want to be when I grow up- Again!!!!

5. Can you keep a Secret? When I was a kid my imaginary friends were KrisKross and I was Laurel from Family Matters... shhh!!!

6. I went to Run of the Bridges 2008 in VA for my LS Sharde last Friday- I felt like Ludacris throwing bows on Black Friday at the Wal-mart!!!

7. I have been thinking that an excuse is worse than a lie, for an excuse is a lie, guarded... :(

8. Finally got that lid to the soda off then came back the next day to get more soda and I couldn't get it off again... Am I the one strong-arming the lid?

9. Why do I always get the cart with the rusty wheel in the supermarket?

10. I'm in East Baltimore yesterday and wouldn't you know that Black people didn't waste anytime... I saw 3 lil Black kids running around an illegally-open fire hydrant wit their baving suits on, I mean it was hot but it ain't even summer yet.

11. I finally found myself and I realized that I'm not my type!!! DANG

12. A lady at my job was putting a credit card into her floppy drive (our computers are old) and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking her to insert her credit card number here... I think I am going to fire her today for stupidity but I am gonna say for shopping on the clock!!!

13. I'VE BEEN CHANGED!!!
NYC here I come....

"When thou liest down, thou shalt not be afraid: yea, thou shalt lie down, and thy sleep shall be sweet." ~ Proverbs 3:24

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #28

2008-08-23T15:29:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 3/28/08

1. I am in Love wit the Jabba WockeeZ!!!

2. I almost fought a Cat the other day... He ran up on my while I was getting out of my car... it was about to be a rap for his life!!!

3. I called my FORMER boss to see if he finished with my tax papers and this jerk pretended like he didn't know me... saying things like "who", "from where", "say ur name again" ... Ummm what would P. Diddy Call this...????

4. At this point I was disgusted, busted and couldn't be trusted...lol *Shy’s voice from Flavor of Love 3*

5. When I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the girl at the counter. "You don't?" I said. "We only have 6, 9, or 12," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order 6?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered 6 McNuggets! lol

6. Who still eats peeps and when did candy corn become Easter candy?

7.The other day I see this distraught young lady weeping beside her car. So I asked her if she need some help and she told me that she forgot to get the batteries changed in her remote control door unlocker so now she couldn't get into her car. So I was going to call a lock smith for her when I looked at her remote thingy and handing from it were her car keys. You have to be kidding me, so I took the key and manually unlocked the door. lol... this happened to me 2 years ago!!!

8. Got my cell phone bill today :( ... It must have been a typo... a typo... a typo... it must have been a typo...it can't be true!!!

9. Went to someones house and they still had Mr & Mrs. Claus in the front window, a lit Christmas tree in the living room with gifts under it and elf's everywhere... so I may a comment of "I see yall are ready for Christmas", & don't you know they seriously said to me "We don't celebrate Christmas"... Im confused!!!

10. Prosperity makes friends... adversity tries them... (are we even friends?)

11. I watched I am Legend... Only Will Smith could have played that role... "I was saving that Bacon"...lol

12. So I teach home fire safety as my new job, I had my mentee lil sister wit me last week and I taught her about home fire safety including demonstrating a fire to her and putting it out with one of our fire extinguishers... don't you know this jawn went to school yesterday and set her notebook on fire in the lunchroom? Now I am in trouble and I have to go to the Principal's office today :( Guess I should have said- don't try this at home, I'm a professional!!!

13. Love makes you do stupid things... why?

"Love is the only thing worth it" ~Patrice

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #27

2008-08-20T19:57:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 3/21/08

1. "I love me some HIM" (a throwback)...lol I bet you think this song is about YOU!!!

2. I am so confused why I am not going to the Heart of the City tour :*(

3. Im at Best Buy last Sunday and I see my former boss... why was he there? Was he looking for me? Is he stalking me now? Well I didn't stay for an answer, I did a triple jump to the last register, a back flip through media, huddles over wireless, pole vaulted over MP3s and shot puttin my tail into home theatre!!!! I wonder if he saw me?

4. Don't you hate it when the car driving in front of you goes so slow that they make it through the light and you don't?

5. So I went to the car wash to get my car and back seats cleaned, I got out of the car while they ran my car through the car wash and when I went to the front to pick up my car it was gone???? *Dumbfounded at this point* so I asked the lil Mexican towel guys but they didnt speak English :( I finally found someone who told me that they ran out of shampoo to do my back seats so this fool used my car to go to RiteAid to get more shampoo!!! Does he know thats GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!!

6. Took that fool 30 minutes to come back wit my car... I screamed, I threw things, I threaten to press charges, then I looked in my car... He cleaned the hell out of my seats...lol... Thank you sir!!! But got my money back, NEVER going there again (6th & Girard)!!!

7. And another thang... How do you say "I know I had change in my cup holder" in Spanish?

8. If one more person in a wheelchair offers to give me a ride I am gonna scream... and saying that you have Central Air does not impress me!!! (His wheelchair was fly... he was riding on 17's)

9. Is there a Fourth of July in England?

10. Im on the train and the guy sitting right next to me was passing gas and loving it... took getting high on your own supply to a new level...lol

11. Love is like Quick Sand, The Deeper you fall, The Harder it is to get Out...

12. So I am always ashy... I have dry skin... Yes, I put on lotion....SO please do not try to apply your personal saliva to my skin to see the change in color... *In my Best Katt Williams Voice* "I have had this skin all day and it has been bothered me yet"

13. Im Livin two Different Lifes...

"Peace, Be Still"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #26

2008-08-20T19:53:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 3/14

1. I get a text message on Wed. from an unknown number saying "what ever happened with you and your Real Estate job?... so I replied who are you? How did you get my number? and How do you know about my job? They responded back saying you don't know me but my friend Sara sends me your random thoughts that you send to her friend, and I am just fiendin to know what happened on Friday?

Outrageous.... BUT Can someone please make sure Sara gets this to her friend? lol... CRAZINESS!!!

2. So my FORMER boss is bipolar... he asked me last Thursday to stay for another 2 weeks because the office desperately needed me and he was gonna pay me double my pay. Friday came around and he started yelling at me saying that I was selfish for wanting to leave the office and that I would never find another employer like him. That's when I went to the computer, deleted all the work I did there for the past 2 years, grabbed my bottle of sanitizer, and told him he was CRAZY...AND WALKED OUT!!!

3. He calls me an hour later to ask if I was coming in on Monday?... Was he SERIOUS? lol

4. I can see clearly now, the Rain is gone, I can see all the Obstacles that come my way!!!! :)

5. I was at the postoffice on Tuesday and this Crackhead was on her boost mobile phone telling the crackhead on the other end that she was at the bank trying to make a withdrawal... I immediately left, anything could have happened when she got to the teller and realized it wasn't a bank!

6. I found out yesterday that Wrestling was fake... my whole childhood seems like a lie now :(

7. Have you ever drivin somewhere and wondered How you got there.... like you know you drove but you don't remember the drive?

8. I wonder if Maury ever thought about having his show backstage because that is where everyone ends up at anyway? I should write him and give him some ideas...

9. I got pulled over by the cops yesterday, so as I slid my seat belt on and dropped my cell phone I was approached by 2 huge undercover cops? One of them came to my door, trying to flirt with me and then says "Hey when and where did you become a Delta? We bruhz from Mu Chapter" ... They must not know that I am from a Kappa loving chapter!!! lol j/k

10. I drove down 16th and Cecil B. Moore this week and it looks like a jail house yard... cause they have weight benches and weights outside in the middle of the day and it looks like everyone is on steroids.

11. I am so confused why they let Lil Mama be on American Best Dance Crew? Who is she? She had one hit! She can't even dance! And why does she wear that hat?

12. Have you ever seen the Grand Canon? Well its located on 18th and Susquehanna, I was almost ejected from my car when I hit that hole!!! And there is a lil boy waiting to snatch up your hubcap!!!

13. Did you ever play the game MASH when you were a kid... I just played and ended up with y.o.u., living in a shack with 2 kids, driving a orange galant... Not how I pictured our future... but hey it works for me!!!!

http://www.playmash.com/

"To whom much is GIVEN, much is REQUIRED"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #25

2008-08-20T19:50:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 2/29/08

1. I have been watching season 1 of the tv show HEROES on dvd... and every morning I wake up thinking that I have the superhero power to stop time (like on my alarm clock)... shhh!!!! I am trusting you with my secret!!!

2. I compromise because I am not use to getting my way... I don't get my way because I compromise! It has to stop somewhere, SOONER OR LATER!

3. So yesterday I set out a jar of peanuts to snack on throughout the day at work... (ima snacker)... so dont you know half way through the day I caught my boss' over sized, boogie hands in my peanut jar?... Did this fool think this was acceptable, doesn't he remember we are beefin? And it was cashews... they are expensive!

4. My boss interviewed 3 people for my position on Thursday... made for a very interesting day!
Candidate #1: Sophia- 26 yrs old, Spanish and doesn't speak good English (but I am ESL..lol), very nice girl but she was chewing gum and popping it the whole interview, my boss was so ticked he handed her a tissue and asked her to discard of the gum! Did I mention she brought her child to the interview and I was forced to babysit? UMMM- NO DEAL!!!

5.Candidate #2: LaTanya- 21 yrs old, White Muslim! Did I mention that my boss hates Muslims? (Most people hate what they don't know anything about) The whole interview he was asking her why she decided to convert and the poor girl was trying to tell him that she was born a Muslim and he was basically calling her a liar. So after she proceeds to educate him on her religion, and he tell her about the responsibilities of the position she says that she doesn't know how to type! Ummm NO DEAL!!!

6. Candidate #3: Danielle, 22 yrs old, African American female, in her sophomore year at Community College, no kids, types 45 wpm- so your asking what is the problem... well 2 minutes into the interview my boss starts sneezing and getting real sick, apparently Danielle has a cat and my boss is deadly allergic to cats and the jawn is missing one of her front teeth. So he asks her will she be willing to get rid of her tooth? hahahaha... he mention to say cat... I was embarrassed for him!She handled it very well and tells him NO! Then she says isn't there medicine you can take, and he tells her there aren't there other jobs you can take... Ummmm END OF INTERVIEW!!!

7. You never miss a good thing until its gone! And I am half way out the door!!!

8. Have you ever wondered if the light stays on or goes off when the refrigerator door is closed and why dont they put a light in the freezer? Is my fridge out-dated?

9. My boss is currently telling me about how yesterday he dropped a paper behind his desk and thinks he got bit by a mouse.... All I am thinking is... And you still decided to put your hands in my peanut jar?!!!

10. I am having a really bad week... but in typical PATRICE fashion, I have been trying to Please everyone but myself this week... :(

11. Love is Friendship set on FIRE...Ummm!!!

12. So I have a huge apartment to myself... so last night I woke up out my sleep because I thought I heard someone in my place, but I was so sleepy that I decided getting up would not stop a robber...lol... so i laid in my bed like I was invisitible (lol)!!! O you didn't know that was also one of my superhero powers? lol... :)

13. Either Love Me, Or Leave Me Alone...

'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you ..'

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #24

2008-08-20T19:48:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 2/22/08

1. I woke up today feeling pretty lucky... I even put on my lucky red and white socks, you know- the one with the hole in the big toe!!!

2. Something is special about the date 2/22/08 but I just can't remember what? Ummm this is gonna bother me all day!

3. My boss blacked on me on Thursday so I put in my 2 weeks, then he decided to not pay me, So I prayed to God to stop me from wanting to BLOW UP the office the following day ... and wouldn't you know it Snowed on Friday and I didn't have to go to work!!!!! THE LORD IS GOOD!!!

4. So now I am looking on Craigslist for a new job and wouldn't you know, my current job was listed on craigslist? lol... so I made up 10 fake email addresses and I emailed the office requesting an interview!!! I have 3 appointments for Wednesday! HAHAHA!!!

5. If someone caught you off guard then you were never really on guard in the first place... stop... Think About It!!!

6. I have been thinking about my life and the things that make me happy... and I have come to the conclusion that I need to get a pair of the light-up LA GEARs!! They were the bomb.com back in the day!!!

7. I was asked the other day if I could ask anyone one questions and get a honest reply out of them who would I pick? I picked you, the question was why me?

8. I am sitting in the hair salon last weekend and there was a grown woman under the dyer, sucking her thumb talking about she doesn't know why she can't keep a man?... Ummm Let me mind my business!

9. Im at Fridays the restaurant on City Line Ave last week and random people kept running out on their bills, it wasn't until I had waited for 2 hours to locate my waitress did I understand why people were just walking out!!! I felt like I had been there for 3 months *In my best Katt Williams Voice* "Ms. I just wanna go home"!

10. My boss's wife birthday is tomorrow, I think I am gonna bring her in one of the random gifts he has given me! I wonder if that will upset him? I dont think I am committed to these 2 weeks!

11. Driving home from work last night, and I pull up to this Old Koren Woman who was in her car blasting her music and as she turns to look at me she says "Ya Trick Ya"!!! Hahaha I could not stop laughing!

12. I need a vacation or a bbq hotdoug right now!! Either will do!

13. It's not the load that breaks you down, its how you carry it :)

"You hurt me so bad, but maybe its my fault because I stuck around too long" ~ All aspects of life!!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #23

2008-08-20T19:45:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 2/15/08

1.If you would not be forgotten, As soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worthy reading, or do things worthy writing :)

2. So I keep setting myself up wit these little cat-naps... I set my alarm last night for 15mins... I woke up 4 hours later confused but well-rested. The worst part is that I had nothing to do last night so why didn't I just go to bed?

3. Have you ever notice that when someone is reading out loud, they get REAL quiet when they get to a word that they cant pronounce... now all of a sudden they want to read to themselves. lol

4. My boss had me order 3 dozen roses and a bracelet from Tiffany's for Valentines day....

5. I asked my boss' wife on Friday what did she get for V-Day and she said a dozen roses and some books... I knew that Hoe wasn't getting that Tiffany's bracelet for his wife... and who got the other 2 dozen roses :-( Ima call CHEATERS for her!

6. If you find a path with no obstacle, it probably doesn't lead anywhere... well wit all of my obstacles I must be going somewhere!!!

7. Im at Best Buy on Monday (the windiest day ever) and I was walking to my car, when I heard this grown man in a wheelchair screaming because his car was at the top of the parking lot but the wind had blew him to end the of the parking lot. He was so scared but I was in no position to help him, I barely made it to my car.

8. So I am in the Heart of North Philadelphia, on this block that is nicknamed "the wire" for a reason... I see this school bus pull over in front of this known boarded-up crack-house, I watch the bus driver get out the bus, and slide under the broken front door. This fool comes out 15 minutes later with 2 other fiends lookin like nothing was nothing wrong with his lunch break stop... Im so FED-UP with Philly!

9. I know this elementary school teacher that arm-wrestles her kids for a bucket of chicken... damn shame!!! lol

10. I told my boss a number of times that I am allergic to oranges and coconuts... so why is this fool standing over me piling an orange and drinking a pina colada smoothie? I HATE HIM!!!

11. I am driving pass the PPA (Philadelphia Parking Authority) this weekend and this man was so mad that they towed his van that he decided to protest the PPA by standing outside naked with the words "The PPA sucks -> with the arrow pointing down" on his chest. Yeah, I left as he was being arrested... catch him on Parking Meter Wars!!!

12. Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like... Hope to see you at the ball tomorrow!!!

13. Im Everywhere... U ain't neva there....

"I freed thousands of slaves. I could have freed thousands more, if they had known they were slaves" ~Harriet Tubman

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #22

2008-08-20T19:36:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 2/1/2007

1. Love yourself enough to set the standard for those who wish to love you in return...

2. I am giving H.I.M. up for lent...

3. Someone called my job yesterday and said she wanted to check on the status of her employment application... now there are only 3 positions at my job (my boss's position, his wife's position and mines)... and 2 of them are permentant! So I did the responsible thing and told her she had the wrong number!!!

4. So I must not understand this lent thing, because I told my friend to tell h.i.m. I said hello yesterday... CAN I START OVER?

5. So a mistress posts an hitman ad on craiglist... I wondering what other services they are offering on craiglist?!?!

6. I watched a cat and a squirell fight yesterday over a slice of pepperoni pizza... who would have known that philly animals would like pork?

7. So my linesister thinks that I waste bottled sodas and juices too much so i had 3 capri suns the other day that I did not completely finish... do you know she milked my capri suns into one bottle and put it in the fridge for me.

8. The block I work on is a one way street, well the one way sign fell down 2 weeks ago and now it has become a two way street... like its acceptable now, people drive and park as though its always been a two-way street... I'm I the only one that thinks that the absence of a sign does not mean you do what you want?

9. Caught my boss lookin at dirty magazines again, he left it in a folder that he wanted me to work on today... I made sure I left it in a place his wife could find it...see the attached picture!

10. Fear knocked on my door... but my faith answered... and wouldn't you know, no one was there!

11. Just a thought... women play with sex to get love, men play with love to get sex...

12. I have never had a good VALENTINE'S DAY... I know its just another day on the calendar like any other... but Im tired of saying maybe next year!!! :(

13. I am lookin for something GREAT in 08, something FINE in 09, but I will take what I can get today... so make a way!!!

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us"

RANDOM TOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #21

2008-07-20T20:35:00.000-07:00

SPECIAL EDITION
RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS WED. 1/30/08

22 THINGS THAT PERTURB ME ABOUT MY BEST BUY JOB!!!!

1. When customers put their money on the counter... and except you to not do the same with their change.

2. When customers take their own receipt from the register... LET ME DO MY JOB!!!

3. When you come to my register and I didn't call next in line!

4. When customers see a long line and think they are special and don't have to stand in it. (Handicap too...sike I'm not that bad) ;)

5. When customers come to your register and ask where is the checkout *confused look* I tell them in the back of the store!!!

6. When customers breath stinks... we do sell mints/ gum!!!

7. When you can't tell if your customer is a man or woman!

8. When a female sees you ringing up their man and feels the need to come over to see if we are flirtin... jawn I don't want him... he came to my register!!!

9. When customers act like pulling out ID is the end of the world...

10. When parents don't watch their freakin kids... they need those little blue leases...

11. When customers see you in uniform standing in line and go around you... WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE I CAN BE A CUSTOMER TOO???

12. When customers don't have their reward zone cards and give you like 10 different numbers for you to look them up in the computer.

13. When customers except you to have a bag for their TV!!!

14. When managers don't want you to have your cell phone out but they walk around on their phones tellin their partner that its their time to walk the dog... lol... TEXT ME!!!

15. When customers talk on the phone and cant multi-function... its cool... I just rung myself up for a soda on you!!!!

16. When people try to steal 3 laptops without a get-a-way strategy!

17. When a customer's card gets DECLINED, and they ask you WHY?... Do you really want me to tell you?

18. When customers swipe their credit cards several times in the wrong way.

19. When my supervisor says "Patrice, can you put away the batteries cause you are good at it"... what does bein good at puttin away batteries mean? How can you be bad at it?

20. When customers come in the store 2 mins before we close and want to get a TV... that is in the warehouse or a laptop that needs to be updated or needs extra features... We promptly open up again tomorrow at 10 am for your shopping needs!!!

21. When security takes their job too seriously... they don't even give you a flash light!!!

22. When $10 bills smell like weed... and $1 bills smell like butt... I know what you do for a livin...lol So why do I still work at best buy you ask?

THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT!!!! I LOVE MY JOB!!! LOL

RANDOM TOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #20

2008-07-20T20:32:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 1/25/08

1. Would you believe me If I said that "I am happy to report that I think about you less and less everyday"???

2. Why is it that when Black people are cool with someone of another race they make it apart of their name ex. (White Mike, Asian Tim, Puerto Rican Rob) lol

3. My Boss' idea of observing MLK Day is giving me off on Monday but making me work on my day off (Wednesday)... This was not in the King's DREAM!!!

4. Does pushing the elevator button more than once really make it come faster?

5. So I was in Bmore this pass weekend and the gas rate was $2.77 for regular and I was so mad that I had already filled up in Philly... don't you wish you could get a RAIN CHECK on gas???

6. Bill Clinton Sleep at the MLK Service is hilarious... check out the you tube link!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYvvdZe2l64&NR=1

7. I write in CAPS and I like EXCLAMATION points!!!! Only God can Judge M.E.!!!

8. My boss decided to sit at my desk yesterday when I left... I am in this morning, only to find that he had broke my chair and decided to stack 7 phone books on top of each other... Does he seriously think Im gonna sit on this makeshift chair? Im current standing as I type this... :( *the is he serious face w/ the index finger*

9. So we've been having problems with our copier machine, I called the Xerox guy so he could come and fix it. When I called him, he was like "yea, uh I'm on my way but ima bout to stop at Dunkin Donuts. You want anything?"...Lol...So I'm like "Um no thank you. I mean I thought it was kinda weird that he offered to buy me food over the phone....like who are you??? But I digress. Lol....Anyways...so then tha guy finally gets here, and he fixes the machine. Before leaving he comes to me and says "You look really familiar....like I know I've seen you somewhere before. But every time I wake up, you disappear"...(crickets.....crickets) EWWWW! I was so angry and annoyed...lol....Then he gon say "well ima get ready to go home and go to bed all afternoon...see you later"....OMG. Like, is he serious! ~YT

10. Saw a homeless man shadow boxing the other day... everything seemed as normal as could be expected... until he started to look like he was getting hit back by invisible punches... how do you lose in a fight against yourself???

11. Life is sexually transmitted... Stop... Think About it!!!

12. Have you ever wondered why you gave me your email address???

13. Its BALL SEASON and I need a date... So are you gonna go with m.e. or do I have to ask h.i.m.? CHECK O.N.E.*YES*NO*MAYBE SO

"We go on, because it is the hard thing to do. And we owe ourselves the difficulty" ~ Soror Nikki Giovanni

RANDOM TOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #19

2008-07-20T20:29:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 1/18/08

1. I don't understand why the heart doesn't do what the mind tells it... or is it the other way?

2. SomeO.N.E. told me the other day that they don't text me because they don't have the text messaging feature on their phone anymore... an hour later I texted them and said I had a question... and do you know H.E. replied saying "ok" :( ... YOU AINT HAVE TO LIE C.R.A.I.G.!!! lol

3. My boss had black-eyed-peas and chili for lunch yesterday, his breath still smells like an old Philly bus seat :(

4. I was eating a lot of natural foods the past two weeks until I learned that most people die of natural causes... I need some Mickey D's!!!

5. Why did my boss get a perm on top of his dyed jet black hair and said it was suppose to be a curl activator that went wrong? *Dying of laughter* Why is he tryin to let his SOUL GLOW... over the age of 65?

6. So I was wondering... if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

7. I'm leaving work, driving down Girard and this fool/crackhead/not in his right state of mind individual jumps on my hood while i was at a stop sign and started screaming that I had hit him :( the worst thing is that I could not stop laughing I thought it was so funny... Some guys waitin at the bus stop pulled him off my car...

8. ... Then the guy at the bus stop asked me if I could give him a lift to Broad since he helped me... Its time for me to get out of Philly!

9. I need a COO-COO reunion!!!

10. I sent my friend in Texas a email... and after two weeks she finally responded and said "sorry about the late reply, there is a time zone difference over here" *I'm making the confused face* Is she serious???

11. All week someone has been at my apartment to play my Nintendo Wii, i have a bunch of Wii heads on my hands who refuse to leave!!!

12. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

13. Silly Rabbit... Tricks are for Kids... :)

"ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME"

RANDOM TOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #18

2008-07-20T20:27:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 1/11/2008

1. Persistence breaks down Resistance :)

2. Have you ever been at a stop sign so long...waiting for it to turn Green?

3. My boss has Alltimers Disease because he swears I'm always late and that I leave too early...

4. I was wondering if you can cry tears under water?

5. Another irate tenant came in my job yesterday and threaten to slash my boss' tires... today he is driving a rent-a-car... I ask no questions!!!!

6. Blessed are the FLEXIBLE, for they shall not be BENT out of SHAPE!!!

7. My friend a non-Greek was on Temple's Campus and she ran into one of the akas... saw her key chain and was like "O are you a AKA from Temple" and the jawn replied "No... I am one of the skaters" (TRASH) ... My friend not knowing any better says... "O do you skate alot... and how fast can you go"... lmao

8. I wonder how long it will take me to stop writing to 2007?

9. My boss's wife came in today with this sweater that had all of these loose strands hanging from it... as she proceeds to cut them off, my boss gets the great idea to just start pulling them off... Her sweater started unraveling like it was made out of paper... meanwhile he is still pulling... and she now has on a belly shirt :(

10. So Got myself an Nintendo Wii... and I am official a wii junky... Played it for 12 hours straight on my day off (I need a social life)... Bet you can't sii mii in the wii...lol :) ESL just added wii to h.e.r. list of languages.

11. Money, Power, Respect is the Key to Life... Where does Love and Happiness fit in?

12. Press Play: "So every time you hold me, Hold me like this is the last time, Every time you Kiss me, Kiss me like you'll never see me again"... Things that make you go Hmmmm :)

13. Actions speak volumes and words just fill up the page... Talk is cheap and I can't afford it... ;)

"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference between the two."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #17

2008-06-25T18:52:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 12/28

MY BAD... GMAIL BE ACTIN UP
Been Gone for a minute...

1. My life is like a picture in a frame.. the picture may change but the frame stays the same...

2. I am SLEEPING less, DREAMING more, SMILING often & PRAYING ALWAYS!!!

3. My brother is a grown man, trained to kill people in the Navy... So how did I make this grown man cry??? I tickled him to tears!!! ... And he is supposed to protect us in war...LOL!!!

4. Why is it in the game of Monopoly (properly names Riceopoly when I play) that when everyone gets silent, the first thing that someone says is "Who owes me money"...lol

5. Sometimes in Life you stay in bad situations because you become comfortable and institutionalized... But insanity is repeating the same behaviors and excepting different results... I have 2 job interviews this week (PRAY FOR ME)!!!

6. Got my PGW and Peco bills for this month :(... Mannnn... I got 12 candles I been waitin to burn!!!

7. I'm a story teller.... thats what I do...lol!!!

8. My New Years Resolution is to stop wanting what I can't have and to start getting everything I Want... Hey,It makes sense to me... :)

9. I'm at the post office waiting in line to mail something and this older woman is holdin up the line bc she is frustrated that the mail she mails to other people continues to come back to her... it took them 20 minutes to realize she was puttin her name/ address in the "To:" portion of the packages...lol

10. So I was at Wal-mart and the cashier tried to pay my life because I had 11 items in the 10 items or less lane... I was doin so well in the 08, but I had to tell her about herself... Notwithstanding, the cashier in the 15 items or less was a lot nicer...

11. Why in Riceopoly, when someone has to go to jail or is just visiting jail they always shout out the name of a person they know, that is really in Jail... Maybe I should just stop playin with Ghetto people.

12. I only want one Good Man... but I need that one Good Man to only want Me :)

13. Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

A promise is a comfort for a fool. ~Proverb

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #16

2008-06-25T18:50:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK...12/14

1. Is it wrong if you believed in your heart that it was right???

2. I don't smoke... I just pass...

3. Why does my "neighbor" sleep in his car (gas is expensive), and use the restroom on the side of my house?? Yet his "lady" friend lives across the street.

4. My boss told me that I was speaking too softly and to remember that he is deaf in one ear... so I have been intentional screaming at him all day!!!

5. My idea of a good time is water ice and a walk...

6. My brother once gave a girl a band aid and told her she was cut...

7. When your actions speak for themselves, don't interrupt...umm!!!

8. I am fiendin for a Grilled Cheese Sammich with real yellow cheese wanna join me?!!!

9. Two tears in a Bucket...(If only that was how I really felt... life would be easier!?!?)

10. I looked in the mirror and didnt see anything that I liked... so I got a smaller one...lol

11. My lil sister Nikki (big brothers, big sisters) told me yesterday that her Biological clock was tickin... she cant even tell time...lol!!! If hers is tickin at 8 then mines is dead at 24!

12. I found $35 in my pants pocket on Tuesday... I got a $36 parking ticket on Wednesday... I can't catch a Break :(

13. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to Love them, but then an entire life time to FORGET them...

14. To catch me, you gotta be fast, to find me, you gotta be smart, to be me, you gotta be kidding...lol

I serve a Jealous God...

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #15

2008-06-25T18:46:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 12/7

1. I don't understand by the way you look at me why we can't be together... Are you even looking at me or pass me???

2. My Boss' breath smells like poop on a stick... :(

3. I realized that they make short/ small cars so that I have no where to park when Im on the road (how can I fit in that space they just got out of?)... Why can Stephanie park her car in any crack on the street...?

4. Have you ever been stuck in traffic because of an accident and when you go to pass the accident on the highway you realize the accident happened on the other side of the road...GRRR to Gaper delays!!!

5. My Boss told me the other day that he just wants to feel needed around the office so humor him when he tries to help me... I said "But I dont need you, you only mess things up..." I think his feelings were hurt... Was I too Harsh?

6. Went to a Gospel Concert this past weekend and the concert director said that these young children are out here cranking that superman and spider man... they need to "CRANK that JESUS"... dont know how I feel about that...

7. Lost my voice from sing country music the whole way home from VA, so Monday morning my Boss knowing that I have no voice told me to just answer the phones, dont do anything else :( my voice was gone... my hands weren't broke. Got my voice back when he asked me to stay 2 hours later... NO SIRRRRR!!!

8.Why when the Lord says NO... do you ask the Devil to get the YES you have been waiting for?

9. Stopped at a rest stop on my way to VA and had to us the bathroom... didnt realize there was no toilet paper in my stall... had to wait 10 mins for the next hick to come in the bathroom and they acted like they didnt want to even pass the paper... the worst part was I didnt realize that I was in the men's room until I came out of the stall... DONT ACT LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER DONE IT...

10. Why do I continue to pray after I say AMEN???

11. I think real L.O.V.E. can walk through fire without blinking...

12. Sometimes I feel like my life is a TV show and everyone is watching... stay tune- a main character will be leaving the show in a future episode.

13. There are so many things I'm not sure of in life, but with all certainty at this very minute, all I know is that I miss a.p.p.l.e.s...

"If you are dumb enough to walk away, then I will be smart enough to let you go"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #14

2008-05-13T00:37:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 11/30

1. If you are willing to chase me... I promise you that I will run slow!!!!

2."My Uncle Charlie said you can't fart on a Horses cause you will get worms"... I hate my Tre (Not literary)!!!

3.My boss told me yesterday that he likes my hair... and "I finally got a hair style he can live wit"... I hate him...LITERARY

4.My neighbors upstairs have a lil domestic violence situation every other day... I normally don't say anything because she be beating the h-e-double hockey sticks out of him... So they were fighting last night while I was doing Taboe. The neighbors must have called the cops on them and the DARN police tried to break down my door... They said and I quote "Sounded like someone was getting killed in here"... mind you, I was still in the stretch/warm-up stage :)

5. I came into work this morning and my brand new 12fl oz bottle of hand sanitizer was more than half empty, so I asked my boss what happened and he said he had to use it on his feet because they were burning and it gives him a "cool relaxing feeling"...Is your job hiring!?!?!

6. This woman comes into best buy and all the males start flocking around her, they even call a code 10 on the walkie meaning "Shorty is a 10" (Corny)... so when she comes to my reg. I was like...her body is ok but her face is jacked... when she paid for her purchase with a credit card, I had to check her id to finish her transaction and dont you know "Shorty was a male"... lmao

7. V.A. ~ here I come!!!

8. I went to Papa Johns and the guy was taking so long to make my pizza. I told him to hurry up and he said make it urself... so I went back there and made my own pizza... my dough was a little odd shaped... but I used enough CHEESE :) and pepperoni to be sick in the morning... Note: They reuse dough that falls on the floor... :o(

9. Who killed Souli Boi???... stop think about it... answer is below!!!

10. A VISION without an action is an illusion, an ACTION without a vision is CONFUSION...

11. You think I can be the RIGHT O.N.E.... just not your RIGHT N.O.W... its getting a little old now...

The reason that most people fail is because they trade what they want the MOST for what they want at the MOMENT...

ANSWER: YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #13

2008-05-13T00:34:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 11/23

1.Sticks and Stones are hard on bones aimed with angry art, words can sting among all things, but silence breaks the heart...

2. I have finally got that "clapping on beat" down... makes for a better time in CHURCH....It is gonna take years to figure out the double clap... Pray for M.E.!!!

3. I AM SO CONFUSED... How did they not realize Clark Kent was Superman... those glasses were not fooling anyone!!!

4. So my boss is mad at me because I got a 5 day weekend... Mind you, he gave me the days off, now he wants to me stay later to make up in the time missed... He needs to get his life together!!!

5. "My Strenght is made Perfect in Weakness"

6. SO at Thanksgiving dinner there was these two loud mouth guys, eating everything in sight, and cracking corny jokes. My Grandma was talking to them for hours and finally my Uncle asked my Grandma how did she know the guys and she said she just met them... after asking everyone around if they knew the guys we realized that they had CRASHED our Thanksgiving dinner... HOW RUDE!!!!

7. ... Do you know that we let those same two guys stay for dessert.... I have to go back to Philly NOW!!!

8. So Black Friday at Best Buy was crazy... Glad I got to work the late shift... But sad I missed the Narcoleptic old lady who was like 3rd online by 10 pm Thursday and last to enter the store Friday morning, then to top it all off, all the deals she was looking for was at Wal-mart...LOL!!!!

9. I realized this week that it is not that God is not answering my Prayers... It is that the answer is just NO!!!!

10. Difficult takes a day, IMPOSSIBLE takes a WEEK!!!

"If you have never been confused about who you are... then you have not yet grown into who you will be"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #12

2008-05-13T00:28:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 11/16

1. I woke up in a panic this morning... had a bad dream about you... about me... looked it up in my dream book and it told me that I have anxiety about my future with you... I threw the dream book away...

2. My darn phone locked on me on Sat. and my password wasn't working... I talked to someone at t-mobile who said the only thing I could do was continue to put in the wrong password until it deleted everything in my phone (just my luck every time I tried calling back to get a different answer I got the same person)... so all of my numbers/ pictures were delete... that really hurt my heart :( T-mobile doesn't RESPECT ME!!!

3. So I am watching the Maury show and this woman really named her son Maury... when asked why she named her son after him, she said... "I knew I wasn't gonna be sure who the Child's father was gonna be and I figured Maury would be a good man and help me raise my kid"...!!! That's like naming your kid... ANONYMOUS... :)

4. Noticed a pattern in my boss's wife eating habits... she breaths really REALLY HARD after she eats (like she is gonna pass out)... then she waters the plants... (correlation...??? IDK) lol

5. So my best friend from home is White (God Bless her soul) and she loves the song Duffel bag boy... so I looked at her away message for gmail and it says (I ain't never ran from a "challenge"....) Poor Child can't say the N word...

6. They can make shampoo and conditioner in one, peanut butter and jelly in the same jar... why don't they have a washer machine that also drys?

7. I was late to work yesterday so my boss decided to leave me outside in the rain before he let me in the office... and He wonders why I didn't do any work...

8. I have been so sick all week, times like this I wish I was in Baltimore OR I had someone here to take care of me...

9. Press Play... Everything is everything What is meant to be will be After Winter, must come Spring Change, it comes eventually...

10. I don't know why the heart doesn't do what the mind tells it...?

11. When I was a young kid, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation. When I found I couldn't change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn't change the town and as an older woman so, I tried to change my family. Now, as an even older woman, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world... I'M A WORK IN PROGRESS...

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #11

2008-05-13T00:25:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 11/2

1. The Significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking that we were at when we created them!!!!

2. So after I got frost bite on my pinkie toe... I decide it was time to give up the sandals...

3. So my boss left work early on Monday and told his wife to leave wheneva she was ready and told me to stay with her and walk out with her... so at 4 o'clock she wasnt ready to leave... but she told me to go ahead and leave, i told her I didnt feel comfortable with doing that... but she insisted. So I left... do you know my boss showed up right after I left... so you know I got the "You don't Follow Directions Speech"... what made it worst is his wife told him I was in such a hurry that she just told me to go ahead... TRASH!!! Im giving her the evil eye as I type... 8-( !!!

4. When you were a kid did you ever take the clothes that you really wanted to wear to school in your book bag and then change on the bus/ or in the bathroom because you knew your parent(s) wouldn't approve... well I was on the train and this girl must have been 12 years old with this short skirt, revealing tank top, make-up and heels on changing into jeans a sweater and rubbin the make-up off of her face... I hope her mom finds out what she has been doing... KIDS NOW-A-DAYS are too grown!!!

5. I left my umbrella in the middle of the floor at work and my boss tripped over it and fell into the copier... HE IS PISSED!!! But my thing is... that umbrella is too big to not see it... MY BAD HOMIE!!!

6. So my friend asked her brother where should she go to get her hair twisted and he told her the Flea Market... thats Trash!!!

7. My doug ran away from home on Sunday... I am heart broken... Please say a prayer for his safe return!!! :(

8. At the Jill Scott concert... this older lady was trying to rub on me... for a moment I thought I came with her... (At least someone was trying to grove with me ;) & Jill-A-Jill be bring the freak out in people cause her lyrics are nasty...Didnt know Jill was a freak!!!!

9. Some guy got caught stealing at best buy on Thursday... he had dvds and ipods in his baby stroller but got caught when he tried to put a 13'in flat screen in the same stroller... What worst is that he didnt have a baby in the stroller... just a blanket!!! I am so disappointed at his thought process!!!!

10. Speaking of Babies... Congrats to my BFF on the birth of his baby (I wonder what Seth named him?)!!! lmao

11. I am driving past the McDonald's last night and i had to do a U-turn when I saw people standing in the drive through window... And then they had the nerve to get mad at me for taking pictures of them... (see attachment)

12. Have you ever went to a store and received bad service from someone that just looked like they hated their job... I think thats what my best buy customers were thinking about me on Tuesday night...!!!

13. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only few will leave footprints in your heart...

"DO BETTER"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #10

2008-05-13T00:23:00.000-07:00

Random Thoughts/ Questions of the Week 10/26

1. Young, Black, Educated, Gifted, Sweet, Thoughtful, Blessed!!!... Happy??? (Undecided)... Satisfied???...NEVER!!!

2. Just found out this week what "Superman That Hoe" means... Highly DISGUSTED!!! Just took the funny right out of that song for me...

3. So my Boss' Wife does not respect me... My Boss left work on Monday and told me that I could leave whenever his wife left... and told her to leave whenever she was ready... Do you know this Jawn decided to stay exactly until 4pm... And I sat there like a fool with no work to do...

4. ... So I decided I got something for her... I came in early on Tuesday and reset the clocks in the office and on her computer to be 15 minutes ahead... And I sure did roll out at 3:45 when she tried to pull the same thang on Tuesday!

5. Last weekend I had a ball at my Aunt's Birthday Party in Bmore... The highlight of my weekend involved a QUEEN named Tyrone... He made me laugh until tears started to form some of his quotes were priceless " Honey... She had on a $5 dress with a $3 rebate"... "O thats one of my Queens... I can hear it in his voice (the person at the drive through window at McDonald's)"... "Just because your eyes are closed doesn't mean your asleep"... Everybody needs a "Queen Tyrone" as a friend!!!

6. Have you ever wonder how they get the cheese in Combos?... no really I need to know!!!

7. I gave my best friend- Whose name will remain nameless money to go pick me up a closet from Ikea (I showed him the picture of exactly what I wanted)... mad-excited when I got off of work and saw my brand new closet... I get it home and its not what I asked for~ was he even listening? Was something wrong with his eyes? Seth~ Get your life together!!!!...lol

8. Today Flowers came to the job and Mrs. Owens got mad-excited because Mr. Owens had sent then... But she was mad SALT... when she realized that they were for some other woman that works at the bank that he leaves everyday at 10:30 to go to and doesn't return until noon... This fool put the woman's name on the card but gave the office address as the delivery address... big mistake... Can't wait for him to get back and explain this one... To be Continued...

9. Alicia Keys "A Woman's Worth" ~ Press Play

10. Everyone lets me down one way or another... why would I think you would be any different?

11. I can do bad all by MYSELF...

12. So Wednesday Night... Minding my own business while driving home with a half sleep/half dead/ half malnutritioned cat in my back seat (Another random thought all on its own) and listening to R.I.P. shout-outs on the radio (Ghetto). Some woman called in and said "I would like to say R.I.P. Punkin" then says "hold on" and puts someone else on the phone... " I would like to say R.I.P. Grandma" ~ It was quite Ghetto! In my WILL I will be leaving a P.S. that says no Radio Shout-outs once I am dead and gone!!!

13. I am not a Priority... I am not even an Option... I will be y.o.u.r NOTHING!!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #9

2008-05-13T00:18:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 10/19
1. I think someone is abusing me in my sleep, because I keep waking up with all of these bruises on my body... Am I sleep walking?, are you visiting me in my sleep?... Did that Dog finally catch up to me?

2. When I finish writing my autobiography... I wonder if Kimberly Reese (A Different World) will play me in my lifetime movie?

3. Suppression sucks...
4. Good News~ So my mother is moving, My Aunt just brought a House and My other Aunt (B.S. Pocahontas) also just brought a house all in the same week... Family is doing big things :)... I just hope I still have a place to lay my head in Bmore with all of these changes.

5. So a woman came into the office this morning looking to rent out a property... to make a long story short, she recognized my boss's wife (Mrs. Owens) and they realized that they know each other because they are line sisters (Shaking my head)... It was like they were meeting for the first time... they couldn't even remember each others names or line numbers? Sad day in AKA history... Oh well...

6. I think that one cannot change the past but one can ruin the present by worrying over the future...

7. So I am in the mall minding my own business when this midget approaches me and asks for my number... I politely tell him no because I am not interested in anyone shorter than myself... then he goes crazy on me... He chased me around the Green, Orange and Red Neighborhoods of the Franklin Mills Mall... When He finally caught up with me he had a knife in his hands and started to rip and snatch at my clothes... CRAZY RIGHT!!! Nah... what really happened was after spending all day and all my money in the mall I went to get in the car and my pants split... originally planned to display a picture... BUT I'M GOOD!!!

8. So my neck really hurts from the abuse I have suffered in my sleep... at work I have to spin around in my chair just to look at people...to make matters worst, my boss has caught on so he keeps calling my name on purpose... Hate Him... except on pay day!!!

9. Craziness is Contagious... my boss leaves the office at 10am ever morning to do what... i don't know... so this guy called 3 days in a roll at the same time, and asked about information on a property that we are selling, when I told him for the third day in a roll that no one was available to take his call, he told me that I was WORTHLESS and hung up on me (all because I didn't have the information on the property)... This jerk had the nerve to call back 3 mins late (using a different name/ same voice) and ask if he could leave a message... I told this fool "No... because I'm worthless and I don't know how to write"!!!

10. Currently on Play... My Country Playlist... the only music that helps me think... Reba is killing it right now...

11. I really miss HOME...

12. Pray for me... for I forget to pray for myself...

13. Meeting y.o.u. was fate, becoming your friend was a choice... but... I had no control over!

"I am the Master of M.Y. Fate, I am the Captain of M.Y. Soul"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #8

2008-05-13T00:14:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 10/12

1. IF YOU LIKE IT... THEN I LOVE IT!!!!

2. I think the guy that use to sleep in my best friend's car at night is now breaking in & sleeping in my car because I just cleaned my car on Wednesday and today I found a hat, one glove and a snickers in my back seat... unacceptable to not take your stuff with you in the morning... I HOPE HE IS COLD/HUNGRY TODAY WITHOUT HIS HAT, GLOVE & SNICKERS... you think its safe to eat that snickers?!!!

3. I really like to squeeze the gushie part out of gushers then not eat the rest... How do you eat ur gushers? P.S. I have a lot of gushers w/out the gushie middle if you are interested...lol...

4.Update: New evidence in my boss' affair- So my Boss' mistress has been calling the job all week... this jawn does not leave her name, does not leave a number, and she makes it a point to let me know that she has his cell phone number (so why is she calling the office?). Mrs. Owens is leaving town this week to visit her sister in NC, so my boss had me make reservations for him and his "golf buddy" at some restaurant in A.C. and book a room at a hotel there... not at his normal hotel... talking about he needs a change in scenery...I BET * Slowly losing faith in all men*...

5. So I am thinking that I should follow my boss, put my Killa Cam skillz to use and photograph him in the act... and blackmail him...Maybe then I would be able to afford a $3,500 mortgage... :)
6. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world... (wouldn't that be nice?)
7.OUT OF SIGHT... OUT OF MIND???
8. I was really having a bad day yesterday and to top it all off, I was starving, so I went to Dunkin Donuts and got a sausage, egg -n- cheese samich, do you know that when I got home, the bag must have ate most of my bread because I refuse to believe that woman sold me a samich without a top piece of bread... there was nothing but a piece of crust as the top piece of the croissant....and the frustration continues...see attachment!!!!

9. I don't have a CD on play right now... although I was listening to Jon B.'s COOL, CALM, RELAX album as I cleaned my house on Wednesday... which leads me to the song stuck in my head...Canton Spirituals' CLEAN UP WHAT YOU MESSED UP... maybe I need to clean up more than my apt!!!

10. Driving home from work on Monday "FRIDAY" and I saw this girl walking down the street walking a purple doug... I lie to you not (see the attachments)... you know I took a picture!!!

11. My boss came into work today with a huge knot on the top of his head... (can't wait until he falls asleep...snap-snap) I think Mrs.Owens is beating him in his sleep (YOU-GO-GIRL)... maybe she put him out and he is the guy sleeping in my car!

12. I can only know what you allow me to know about Y.O.U... LET ME IN!!!

13. I AM CURRENTLY SUPPRESSING MY FEELINGS FOR THE GOOD OF MY SANITY!!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #7

2008-05-13T00:11:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 10/5

1. Patrice is wondering the same thing...
2. Finally got the HORN fixed on my car!!!! So can I get a TOOT TOOT, Lemme give you that BEEP BEEP!!!
3. My sisters birthday is today, and for the 1st time in 19 years, I actually miss her and want to celebrate with her... O well, I will just send her money!!!

4.You know that the more things change, the more they seem to stay the same... the same goes for feelings...but I am thinking that people don't change, situations do...

5. So I think that my boss is cheating on his wife... He has told her that he has to work late every day this week (we don't do any work during regular business hours- so I know he is not accomplishing anything at 8 pm, and she works here... why can't she tell he is lying)... then he told me a few days ago that if his wife asks if we worked last Friday tell her yes... I don't like the lies...

6. There is so many good movies out or coming out... Sure do want to see The Kingdom!!! *hint*

7. Have you ever found yourself singing a song and realize that you don't know the right words but instead you sing what you think you hear... well I do it more than the average person "Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a Muslim"... lol

8. Sometimes I wonder what life would be if I wasn't such a nice person, if I didn't care so much, if I lived a reckless life style, if my morals and values went out the window... would life be easier to deal with?

9. I got chased by a pit bull on Tuesday when I was showing a house in Upper Darby, so as I am running down the street, my sandal breaks at the thong (I didn't fall like in the movies) and then I realize that this doug is going to eventually catch up to me (thought about breaking out my James Brown)... Instead I ran into this "postal" worker who was use to the dog and had to spray him/her with mace... which didn't stop the dog, he took that mace like a G...lol... his owner eventually caught up with us...

10. J. Holiday's "Back of my Lac" is currently on play... occasionally exchanged with Queen Latifah's "Trav' lin Light" ~ Surprisingly two pretty decent albums!!!

11. When I first started working at my job, my boss bragged about how he was a Que and his wife was a aka, I asked him if his 2 sons were Greek and he told me that one was a kappa and the other was an alpha... I was thinking, dang he has half the divine nine in his household... So I met his son for the first time last week and asked him if he was still involved with the frat... He said they get together once a year! So then I asked him when did he cross KAPsi~ and he told me "I'm not a Kappa, Is my Dad still telling people that... I am apart of Kappa Epsilon and my brother is apart of Alpha Lambda Psi, My Dad has always been ashamed that we joined white frats..."... MY BOSS IS CRAZY... Oh the lies continue...

12. My mother always said that "You have to suffer for a good looking head"... I must've suffered a lot in the past few months!!!! :) lol

13. No longer searching for what I cannot find... too exhausted from looking...
"Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week"

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #6

2008-04-22T14:31:00.000-07:00

MY RANDOM THOUGHTS/QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 9/28

1. PATRICE IS... BEING HELD AT BAY AT A DISTANCE...
2. I keep having these dreams that I am being chased by clowns in business suits and machine guns.... My dream book doesn't explain this one, but I wish someone would!
3. TIME is a created thing, to say that you don't have time is to say that you don't want to... :(
4. So at work last week, my boss' wife was passing gas like it was free food and everyone had to have some,i kept quiet- but as always My Boss could not do the same, he talked about her like she was some random philly jawn off the street, her only reply was that her stomach was hurting, my boss sent her home early and the moment she left he overdid the spraying of the air freshener.... (she did smell like raw eggs)...is this what I have to do to go home early? LOL
5. My Boss is chillin at his desk with those feet out again...Killa Cam is back (see attachment) lol 6. On Monday, my Boss being the rude person that he is, decided to get smart with some random guy. So the guy threatens to kill my boss... the funny part about this story is the same guy had just told me that someone had shot a police officers in the face and now the police were searching the city for this guy and this world is going to hell... Apparently... HE IS DRIVING THE BUS...
7. Happy Moments, Praise GOD... Difficult moments, Seek GOD... Quiet Moments, Worship GOD... Painful Moments, Trust GOD... Every Moment, THANK GOD!!!
8. So this is disturbing, this morning I am watch the news and the same guy that threaten to kill my boss the other day was questioned yesterday in regards to that police shooting on Monday... I will be out of the office when he is released... AND I AM NOT EVEN PLAYING!!!
9. This morning I slipped and fell out of the tub (not my finest moment)... and all I could think about was the "I've fallen and can't get up commericals"~ I am getting old!!!!
10. My Ray Charles vs. Stevie Wonder Theory with a TWIST... My father left my mother when he found out she was pregnant with me (I have never even seen a picture of him)... So I have been thinking is it better to go ur whole life never having/knowing your father or is it better to have and know your father only to lose him at such a young age?... Guess I will never truly have a answer to this question... but who ever said "Its better to have loved and lost then to have never loved before"... was a L.I.A.R....
11. I am trying to account for the other 90% of my FUNDS?
12. So Jill Scott was autographing her new cd on Tuesday at best buy!!! So of course I spent most of the day explaing to many Icechips (white people) who Jill Scott was... But the worst Icechip was my team manager who said in front of Jill Scott~ "I have never heard your music before, but I saw white people in line too... and black people are actually buying, not stealing your cds, so you must be cool in my book" *** She is curtainly taking a leave of absence from best buy!!!
13. How can you miss what you n.e.v.e.r. had???

1-800-R.E.S.P.E.C.T. EXT. M.E.

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #5

2008-04-22T14:26:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #5

1. DO GOOD THINGS REALLY COME TO THOSE THAT WAIT?...
"...When the road you're trudging seems all up hill..."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #4

2008-03-19T23:24:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #4

1. Everything I'm not, Made me Everything I am...
2. So I am walking on Broad Street on Tuesday and this man is walking up to students asking them for money... Well this girl gets the idea to walk up to him and asks if he has any changed to spare... (I am dumbfounded at this point)... Do you know that this man gives this girl 50 cent and tells her to use it wisely... what makes the whole situation sad is she kept the money... WE HAVE TO DO BETTER...
3. I have last than 2 months to take the G.R.E. again... :(
4. So my boss drops his sandwich on the floor yesterday... he thinks I didn't see it... and this jerk has the nerve to ask me if I wanted it... What makes it even WORST is that he continues to eat the sandwich... (I don't know if I should be mad he was gonna give a sandwich that fell on the floor or if I should be disgusted that he ate off the ground...?)
5. A apple a day... takes your sorrows away... :)
6. Someone stole my mother's car yesterday outside her job... and returned it this morning with a full tank of gas...lmao... it works for me...
7. In reflecting on craziness...A police officer pulled me over... so my heart is beating a mile per minute, the officer (young African American woman) comes to my window... So of course I'm trying to think- what did I do and what tickets do I already have... She says to me... "Are you a Delta... I am interested in your organ-iz-ation, and I just wanted to know when are yall pledging again?"... She was CRAZY... WE DON'T DO CRAZY (weird... but not crazy)!!!
8. I am really happy that my best-friend is no longer selling knives door to door... (lol)
9. At best buy last night some guy gives me a long lecture about how I should purchase the 50 cent album, and how Curtis is so much better than the Graduation... blah..blah...blah... so I asked him did he buy the album yet and he said "Nah, I burned it"... I am surrounded by foolishness!!!! 10. "I'm scared to fall in love, I'm scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last!"...ANONYMOUS
11. Someone calls my phone yesterday and I am busin it up with them on the phone for like ten minutes... it wasn't until the 9th minute that I realized I didn't know who I was talking too... turned out to be a wrong number (Stacey was very nice though... I might call her later)... I think I was just happy my phone rang... ;)
12. Have you ever listen to a story that someone was telling you and you realized that story originated with you and the person changed the story around to put themselves in the story... how dare you use my material...lol
13. Whats up with you and H.I.M?.... I don't know... please stop asking me

"...When the road you're trudging seems all up hill..."

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #3

2008-03-19T23:15:00.000-07:00

Random Thoughts/ Questions of the Week

1. In reflecting on this week... I realized that I had to turn away from the sun to finally see the light...!!!!
2. I went to the beach with my family on Monday... and I called myself showing the young bucks how to do a real hand stand... little did I know that my top was not fully secured... I spent 5 mins. trying to get my top back on and another 15 mins getting a lecture from the life guard about how this was not a nudest beach and how parents (mothers) were upset at me!!!!
3. My sister is not going back to school this semester and my brother has started smoking cigarettes... this stresses me out....
4. Sooner or later? (Life passes most people by while they're busy making plans for it)
5 ... NOW!!!
6. So my boss is going bald and refuses to admit it... Every other Tues. he goes to the barber shop and gets his hair trimmed and dyed jet black... well his barber is on vacation so he lets his wife dye his hair on Thursday... Now he is walking around with black dye running down the side of his face... And I don't have my camera on me :(
7. (Aging Denial) It must run in the Family because his wife is telling me how she had to go to the Hospital on Wednesday because she tried to glue fake eye lashes on and glued her eye shut (what was she using Gorilla Glue?)...
8. I have a 17 year old doug that is forced (by my aunt) to wear a children's diaper because she can not control herself... its really sad and hilarious at the same time... You should see my aunt change her diaper!!!!
9. I miss Bmore...
10. It was not the A.P.P.L.E. on the tree... but the pair in the garden...
11. After my accident (near death experience) I have realized that I am not afraid of dying... I just don't want too...
12. I showed a house on Friday and the gentleman was cross-eyed/ and didn't speak good English... And he had the nerve to keep pointing at the different things that he wanted to be fixed... I was all confused/ and he was frustrated... Finally he tells me... "look where I say... not where I point"... why was he pointing then?

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #2

2008-03-19T21:55:00.000-07:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK...

1. WE HAVE TO DO BETTER!!!
2. Hey, The Temple U. Physical Therapy Department is giving me an award for the organization I started in 2003? Better late than never!!!
3. Am I the A.P.P.L.E. of h.i.s. eye...?
4. So I was working out with Billy Blanks yesterday... and why did I feel like I was doing the soulja boy?
5. Did I really go all summer without making it too the beach/ amusement park... that's crazy? WE HAVE TO DO BETTER!!!
6. "THE HAIR" is cute.. growing on me... but sleeping on my face is uncomfortable (lol)... I give it one more day and I am back to rolling around and grewling (lol)!!!
7. Remind me again why bell bottoms went out of style? And should I tell my client that they are not flare leg pants?
8. Why in your time of need does it seem like only the Lord answers your call... Do I have the wrong people on speed dial? Call on HIM first... yeah I know!!!
9. If i don't get my car cleaned owt soon... even I am going to want to take public transportation!!!
10. SO... I lost my debit card the day I got my hair done and didn't know it...so the police called me last night to tell me that a "crackhead" tried to go into a Wine & Spirits and purchase alcohol...the crackhead didn't have my pin so he asked to use credit... the cashier took my Bank of America card and could clearly see that it had my face on it (lol) !!!
11. SO... WHY did the cashier give my card back to the "crackhead" and just told him that he couldn't use it there... then the "crackhead" tries to buy "crack" three blocks away, from a undercover cop using my credit card in exchange... WE HAVE TO DO BETTER!!!
12. SMILE... someone is thinking about you!!!
13. So my mother and sister have been calling me all week complaining about each other too me... so I told both of them yesterday that I didn't want to hear it anymore... they both on two separate calls hung up on me... NOW THEY ARE ON GOOD TERMS... AND NEITHER ONE IS TALKING TO ME :) (family... lol)
14. Why did I just finish a report that included 6 properties that took me 2 weeks (really only 3 days... but that's how long my boss thinks it takes to finish a appraisal) and when I went to have him sign-off on it.. he realizes he gave me the wrong addresses... He doesn't respect me... either!!!
15. I think experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterwards!!!

Rest if you must, but don't you Q.U.I.T.!!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS/ QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK #1

2008-03-19T21:42:00.000-07:00

JUST MY THOUGHTS... AND QUESTIONS...
1. Why am I so hungry... did I forget to eat last night?
2. Why is my computer monitor still upside down?
3. Will I ever see 300?
4. Why does my boss have on sandals? ... why does his feet look like that?
5. Why is it only 11:35, Im ready to go home?
6. Why Do they clean the needle when they give someone a lethal injection?
7. Is her name really EVE?
8. If I focus really hard can I freeze my boss?
9. Why does the drive to always take longer than the drive from?
10. Why did I just answer the phone at my job and told the person that she had the wrong number... and she asked me " Can you take a message then"... she was crazy!